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Next day 11am "Wow its been a long time since anyones stood me up"
when they show up just whip out your switch and copy of mario tennis
works every time
"I'm still interested in seeing you though"
AAAAHAHHAAHAHAHA
So, i dick around with her
Say a buncha hilarious shit
Then
I make a dinner date with her
About 3 hours before the date
I send a text with a photo
The text was "hey i was working on hanging stuff in my house and hit my hand with a hammer and now its swollen to shit. Im gonna have to cancel"
The photo was my hand but instead of my thumb it was obviously my dick
you're a hero to us all
She was PISSED
lmfao
I just responded "my hand hurts:("
Got blocked finally
owned gangnam style
You just gotta believe in yourself
lmao
That dick pic was magnificent, my magnum opus
What a fucking legend
I just send women pictures of Arby's and bibles
Nah you gotta be funny with it
Make sure its content your buddies wanna see and laugh at
my friends would just tell me I'm wasting my time demeaning women
they are all married though so what do I know
My friends would probably laugh
Don’t really wanna put the effort in tho
Especially since I might have one of them as a waitress to seomthign
rofl
Idk man, if its a battlefield they wanna make it you can always date, be nice to the ones who treat you right, and be a superdickhead to the goblins
If you are in a city you will have lots of shit choices
They will want you to treat them as they feel
yea, city living is suffering
I'm the kind of person to go to absurd lengths for a joke, as soon as I have some spendable moneyI'll probably install tinder to fuck with these thots
this shit sounds too fun
My trolling got me in deep shit thanks to the homos in politics but whatever
my issue these days is after working and working out