Message from @a dim goon
Discord ID: 463410434758672387
is that some kind of trap
A miserable pile of lies
unironically yes
I was talking to this chick at the bar the other day after getting stood up for a date
Apparently you have to be rico sauve on tinder just to get a fucking reply
and she was telling me women never get stood up for dates
massive black pill tbh
Objectively false
I have stood up women
Oh man i got a good one about that actually
maybe that is how we patrol
We all need to become ubermensch so we can reject women and destroy their egos
So, i was on okcupid or some shit
Intersectional feminist type
every incel makes a chad account
and stands up women
Tbh we all need to catfish women, and when we meet them bully them
I start shit talking her and make her go to the black part of town for a date at 2am
Next day 11am "Wow its been a long time since anyones stood me up"
when they show up just whip out your switch and copy of mario tennis
"I'm still interested in seeing you though"
AAAAHAHHAAHAHAHA
So, i dick around with her
Say a buncha hilarious shit
Then
I make a dinner date with her
About 3 hours before the date
I send a text with a photo
The text was "hey i was working on hanging stuff in my house and hit my hand with a hammer and now its swollen to shit. Im gonna have to cancel"
The photo was my hand but instead of my thumb it was obviously my dick
you're a hero to us all
She was PISSED
lmfao
I just responded "my hand hurts:("
Got blocked finally
owned gangnam style
You just gotta believe in yourself
Dude i was crying laughing tbh
lmao
That dick pic was magnificent, my magnum opus