wooden slacks cant contain my farts teehee

never put dratini in the bunghole

All his slacks have elastic waistband

thats for onix

hey hey hey

onyx is gay

using the noodle this boy is

WHAT

are there any good rock types

i shit in a public pool's water jet when i was 13

theyre all shitskin anyway

its rather suspicious they all have sturdy from getting OHKO'd all the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7eutNhcexQ

just jammed the log right up in there as you would the mcdonalds bathroom hand dryer

The good rock type Tyrannitar

the melanin levels are too high in my pokemon sprite

front whipped up a sandstorm

dark crimes come from dark skins for a reason anon

nightshade hours

crazy how dark types make up exactly 13% of the sinnoh dex

go on, look it up!

What about Fairy types

every corner i go to, a dark type

no

makes you think

*chuckles* That's just *you*, buster @naka

Those busters totally dissed Mr Mime

Roasted

what if they made him black and called him mr crime

pretty freaky huh

special edition slushie, detective pikachu Mrmime flavored

whats his flavor

Mr Mime just want to be a good stepdad

Never mind the *misunderstanding*

It was only once

Not like Hypno

the mime dad who can never talk only molest

look, just shit on her chest and leave .no sex. its the part you actually want, not the other carnal components

do Americans really not have soap dildos in their toilet?

how do you know your bum and balls are clean?

Childhood is arguing over Rei, Asuka and Misato.
Adulthood is discussing Clover, Sam and Alex.

how do i wash my ass without getting the impanted estrogen in my soap to trojan horse my gut

can somebody give me a quick run down on wtf the Dunning-Kruger effect is?

manhood is arguing over yui, mugi, or mio

@Jejune would you not prefer a rundown on the lucasroom lindyeffect

hey irl liberal living internet cloaked larpers
niggercooker here for all my racist cannibals in the chat, on todays episode: mystery knee ligament stew.
Tune in..niggercooker signing off

wait wait wait

Wait wait wait

hold on

Americans don't have to jack off the loo before they flush it?

how does it build up the pressure to flush?

freedom diet

stop cummin in the loo just jizz on floor

look i know what youre thinking, oldfag disguised as newfag lecturing about cumming.
Israeli psyOp, if hes not cumming
why the strong arming into ejaculaion?
ha..just remember coaches dont play on the field

going in <#456582642721357826> crashes my laptop without fail each time i go to it

that's how the chinaman works

https://i.imgur.com/xne0f43.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/r7ukAlf.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/M9zkHzc.mp4

was that at a sperm bankkk?

i don't think chinese font is even on my computer

Damn I really want a Wildey Survivor.

https://twitter.com/1eggwhite/status/1149846073688625153

Is fucker sweet on tnite

probably going to be early because of nick

Is Owen Benjamin gonna be on the sweat?

Eggy seems like a fun dude to chill with

He's a phenomenal rapper

I don't like when he drowns his voice in autotune

otherwise he's great

It's a stylistic choice.

Post autocrooning

Juice wrld slaps

Most ppl I know distort their voice in recordings because they don't like their voice and they're self conscious about it

Doesn't necessarily equal auto tune as well.

i bought some beer that claims to be the official texas beer

Who approved that? Ted Cruz?

i've interacted with eggy in private a bit

he's a nice guy

Eggy seems good.

I have eggy on snap since 2014

Great guy

Eggy actually deserves happiness.

Can't say that for every e-celeb.

shiner bock or lone star?

Ted Cruz approves of Shiner Bock

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1054910436016091142?s=20

Listen to death race for love

https://open.spotify.com/album/3Wmkxy0yfvDJkqd5dPBvuL?si=x40lEE77SxqocMjuG-snXg

lone star beer

Lil scuzzy i will rape u

i should pay eggy for a little plug for my radio network

little guerrila marketing and it helps him out

lone star sucks ass but it is the beer of texas

Michael "the big fella" Collins

its also the beer chris kyle drinks in American Sniper

im a mid-tier beer aficionado

i asked eggy for vocals after i showed him some of my mashups and he hasn't responded

maybe he doesn't like em

despite prior comments

there's nothing written on the can that says how strong this beer is

i usually like to drink 7% or more beer

get more fucked up for less money and calories

all macro is between 4.2 and 5.4

I drank carlsburg today

most of the calories are from the alcohol because its actually a macronutrient

theres really not that many carbs in beer

I had 4 carlsburgs

carlsburgs are good

drink another 8

i thought beer was bad because of carbs

Bedtime

thats good

I also had a vodka redbull

just cracked one

pretty good

nice taste

theres like 12 carbs per beer

better than those blue moons

straight liquor has like 70 calories because theres no carbs and all of the calories come from the alcohol

70 calories per 1.5 oz shot

Listen to death race for love

listen to van't hof

i'm in da gabbah mood tonight actually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BJW_2Gn0oo

Shut up lil scuzzy

Fight me

ok whats ur address

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0M3-6TUfBI

i've also heard brown liquor turns into sugar or something

so you're better off with clear

like vodka or rum

Adress

Ur moms house

i love getting fucked up on fruit juice and cheap vodka

Whens the sweat start

Specifically her bedroon

whenever beardson feels like it

OK losers

he should play lobby music for 5 minutes like nick does

i always catch it too late

woah dude i live near ur moms house too

we're like neighbors

If I see him I'm gonna hit him

the color of th ealcohol doesnt matter lol

come on over to the welcome party bitch

i'll be waiting

here's a picture of YOU

Pic of me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZMEe645qKw

yeee haw

the national beer of texas

Texas isnt a nation

neither is ireland :trolled:

i still think TX will be the first to secede although everytime i bring that up they say it won't be possible because it'll be blue from illegals by then

Yeah Texas will only secede at this point if it's as part of aztclan, west Texas is full of LA faggets and South Texas is full of beaners

after the race war and they kick all the beaners out TX will seceede

Oh yeah of course

The race war that is totally happening and going to be a success for white people

beardson's video game announcer voice is good

Ill win the race war dont worry

we black bois gonna stick it to whitey so hard

Who's beardson?

cringe ass w*te boi\

Hubris more like jew piss

when we gattin a black nigga on da sweat

black niggas be sweatin and not showering then goin out in public

Hubris is polack and irish isnt he

lot of nords up in michigan

my beer cans always go into my yeti clone coozie

i have a fuckin cinderblock brewing in my ass right now it is like jethro tull up in there like thick as a brick y'know what i'm talkin about it just ain't comin out

music for this feel????

change your profile pic back to big chungus

No but I have a cap

thise words cut like a knife please for Christ's sake it still hurts @ßcuzzy

also merzbow

this is why God doesn't answer kids with cancers' prayers

he's fright you know

look at hiw theyev massacred my boy

bugs my big beautiful son please i'll do anythig for you to comr back

big chungers LOL!

bung..bung can yOu hear me?

BARM! BARM!

i feel a greater sense of despair and sorrow over the loss of fat bugs bunny than i do my dead family members

BAAAARRRMMMM

BARM!!!

the worst part is i got a turtlehead that just ownt come out of his shell

BARRRneerryyy, my PEBBLES!!!!!!!

is that a poop or prolapse reference

anum

anum anum

heeheee, maybe both!

I meant to say foreskin I don't know why I said prolapse

same thing

SNAKE! MY PROLAPSE

what a fuckin shitshow this server is i tell ya

Oh man....who comes up with this stuff?! 😂 😆 🤣

thats a slappin good post

have a like 😉

*deeply inhaling scent of merlot from my glass* Oh yes, *VERY* kino indeed, Anon!

FINISH IT

these were the dms leaked before lucas left twitter

I'm so freaking emo..... (//_-)

@ßcuzzy can I go back

Please

go back to reddit, FREAK
*hucks old smelly boot @ u*

$599

Banned from twitter my dudes can't use of access my account.

Well use any function of it at all.

Twitter canceled me.

oh god crazy owen is on instagram

live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VMq8ZZSLP0

@everyone

i don't listen to cumtown

some simp got cheated on?

>banged someone off catholic twitter

not a real catholic

what if you’re married

to them

"Yeah Im mutuals with my wife" 🤢

ok this is epic

based

gardeb