but it didn't really work because their ankles weren't completely covered

It didn't work because it was stupid.

they also kept stuff in the beak to help with the stenches

Wow dude.
Wow.

Good thing I can't screenshot that.

i know

lazy

do it yourself

I can't this is a commie state, there are commune rules.

🆙 | **Jeremy-Retard leveled up!**

It also didn't work because they didn't clean the damned things.

that's a strange looking kitchen!

very orderly. My kinda gal

Outdoor cooking

@Abstract Cossack That is just awful.
Women making sandwiches is in their DNA, they don't need blueprints for that crap.
*thinks its a good meme tho*

i’m sure it’s for posterity

Hold on you should put peanutbutter on *BOTH* sides of the PB&J sandwich.

Leave now

I am triggered

She can't even do that right...

Could be constrained by state code

look closely at the plans - it's PB on one slice, J on the other

different people use either application style

https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1135925756939382785

Surprisingly good tweets from YouTube

Huh. I wonder what YouTube is REALLY up to... 🤔🤔🤔🤔

"I have a pretty thick skin" proceeds to whine for attention for 2 weeks

good on Keem hopefully he'll help start a backlash against this bullshit

"I'm a really strong dude, but opening a pickles jar is just too tough." --- Gaylisper

"I'm a really thoughtful dude, but saying thank you is just too much." --- Gaylisper

Mask of the plague doctor was the scariest of the twilight histories.

https://audioboom.com/posts/4247220-mask-of-the-plague-doctor

thief featured plague doctors, great series

as did assassins creed

thank you marvin

@Abstract Cossack I know this is super late, but that image of the female construction worker has a shadow that looks like it could be part of a hammer and sickle. Also why is the paper plain white. You should be able to see text through it.

"[Crowder] is what an ideal YouTube Creator looks like..." Then why was he given a copyright strike during his oscars stream when other youtubers were doing it or for making a parody song, and why are his videos demonetized all the time?

"We're totally not elitists.."

I'm surprised they didn't just ban homeless.

just ban people from being poor

Twitter of author who wrote the youtube crowder piece:

why do people include stuff like "slayer of grilled cheese sandwiches" in their twitter bios?

I've never understood it

it doesn't make you sound funny; it makes you sound like a fucking child

(then again, a lot of these people basically are just overgrown children, so I guess it makes sense)

It makes them quirkily employable to places like Vox, HuffPo, etc

an overgrown child working for a vox subsidiary, gasp

Then they wonder why they can't get paid more.

i was under the impression that hiring children was illegal 🤔

Not if they’re 18

legally an adult mentally a child

like that guy who thought he was a six year old girl

Or anyone on CNN

Slayer of grilled cheese lol that's almost goofy dad humor, but not quite

that fgt doesn't have kids

^picture

Sad puppy

If I saw that in the mirror when I woke up in the morning I would break down

when you broke down would you turn into a man baby and start writing verge articles? 😁

No I’d go to the gym and eat a steak immediately

I’d eat a steak in the gym while squatting

never help whamxn

The guys lawyer who finally got him out is a muslim woman wearing a hijab

avoid the risk of getting #metoo-ed

but other than that, she's not picky

I hope all the 6'3 guys asked how much she weighs

Makes me think of the Rick and Morty copypasta for some reason

https://twitter.com/EricDJuly/status/1136295363378388992

And here I was contemplating whether the legal process was worth it

You pick a wildcard, you get wildcard results fam

The question is "How hard will it be to roll the dumb shit back?"

Thats the problem with a populist, unprincipled and reactionary

Also some ranges require the use of a suppressor

In Europe it’s considered rude to hunt with an unsuppressed rifle

that's a lie. there are no guns in europe

Knife suppressors?

Crossbow suppressors

Spoon suppressors

Rape suppressors

Good God why?

wait isn't a rape suppressor a gun?

No it’s a rag with chloroform on it

It suppressed the *sound* of rape. Not the rape itself

potato peeler suppressors

I am dismayed at the idea that someone could look at California and think it is an example to be emulated.

you could have that perspective if you're a gated community 1%-er

Yeah, if you lived far enough away from the major urban areas that you don't see that stuff, I guess I can see it.

That's the governor of Cali apparently

🤔