I've never understood it

it doesn't make you sound funny; it makes you sound like a fucking child

(then again, a lot of these people basically are just overgrown children, so I guess it makes sense)

It makes them quirkily employable to places like Vox, HuffPo, etc

an overgrown child working for a vox subsidiary, gasp

Then they wonder why they can't get paid more.

i was under the impression that hiring children was illegal 🤔

Not if they’re 18

legally an adult mentally a child

like that guy who thought he was a six year old girl

Or anyone on CNN

Slayer of grilled cheese lol that's almost goofy dad humor, but not quite

that fgt doesn't have kids

^picture

Sad puppy

If I saw that in the mirror when I woke up in the morning I would break down

when you broke down would you turn into a man baby and start writing verge articles? 😁

No I’d go to the gym and eat a steak immediately

I’d eat a steak in the gym while squatting

never help whamxn

The guys lawyer who finally got him out is a muslim woman wearing a hijab

avoid the risk of getting #metoo-ed

but other than that, she's not picky

I hope all the 6'3 guys asked how much she weighs

Makes me think of the Rick and Morty copypasta for some reason

https://twitter.com/EricDJuly/status/1136295363378388992

And here I was contemplating whether the legal process was worth it

You pick a wildcard, you get wildcard results fam

The question is "How hard will it be to roll the dumb shit back?"

Thats the problem with a populist, unprincipled and reactionary

Also some ranges require the use of a suppressor

In Europe it’s considered rude to hunt with an unsuppressed rifle

that's a lie. there are no guns in europe

Knife suppressors?

Crossbow suppressors

Spoon suppressors

Rape suppressors

Good God why?