I never said it was false

That is likely the only thing that would make it into a legitimate scientific article.

There's plenty of empirical evidence

ok

Yeah

I would base those gaps down to lies mostly

^

Especially on the masturbation and vows of chastity

Yeah

like 90% of men at least

and well over 49% of nuns

lol 'women have low sex drives'

Hah

go to a sex shop and tell me who the vibrators are for

Another notable thing

The vast majority of sex toys are made for females

Yeah

truth

Also

If a woman has a sex toy

It's like, you go girl! you don't need no man

but if a guy has one

it's like, what a fucking lonely creep

i'd trust a guy with a sex toy more than a guy who has to have random one night flings all the time

one is more likely to not have std's

like pocket pussys or whatever

fleshlights?

Also, I did not expect the vows of chastity to be broken that often

I don't like sex toys myself

It just hit me how strange that was

They feel weird, like lacking warmth and movement

Honestly

they sell ones that can warm up and stuff

and control it with a ipad or whatever lmao

Prolly gonna have to agree

That's some beta shit

^

yeah saw it at adam and eve

thought they were hilarious

Easier to pick up chicks imo

Man

I would have to never get poon in my whole life guaranteed to buy one

Which funnily enough

Hold up

They'll do that too

I didn't understand that sentence

I would need to guaranteed that I would never have sex to buy something like that

Oh yeah

True

I got one as a gag gift from a mate of mine

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Tried it once, it sits somewhere in my house collecting dust

Ew

Can't diss it till you try it

And I can diss it

I guess

feels like shit

Also, who else here /warmwatermelons/?

what

Is that fucking watermelons

Warm watermelons

uh

Yeh

I've seen grapefruit

Not watermelon

I like that

*take it, it's all yours*

***THANKS LORI***

eh

I....

I tried a bagel once

Yeah?

wlel i saw this shihty movie called 40 days and 40 nights

bad movie

on hbo or showtime or whatever'

3/10

years ago

i musta been like, 14

Yeah

and I got curious cause the jewish sidekick that tries to help matt damon or whoever that was get chicks

is liek " hey man you can always warm up a bagel

**JUDEN**

maybe

maybe thats what the jews REALLY invented them for

That's how they breed

*discreet pocket pussies of the bronze age*

They can't get real poon

ahaha

are al ljews sentient bread then

No

is that the implication

Just regular bread

oh i see

>implying jews are intelligent

kek

heh

Join my race gang

>jews are hyper intelligent and run a secret world government and control global economies
>jews are stupid and stinky
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