Message from @Hopage Jiuleu

Discord ID: 520108729241305090


2018-12-06 05:23:57 UTC  

The vast majority of sex toys are made for females

2018-12-06 05:24:03 UTC  

Yeah

2018-12-06 05:24:04 UTC  

truth

2018-12-06 05:24:10 UTC  

Also

2018-12-06 05:24:15 UTC  

If a woman has a sex toy

2018-12-06 05:24:25 UTC  

It's like, you go girl! you don't need no man

2018-12-06 05:24:29 UTC  

but if a guy has one

2018-12-06 05:24:36 UTC  

it's like, what a fucking lonely creep

2018-12-06 05:24:50 UTC  

i'd trust a guy with a sex toy more than a guy who has to have random one night flings all the time

2018-12-06 05:25:04 UTC  

one is more likely to not have std's

2018-12-06 05:25:15 UTC  

like pocket pussys or whatever

2018-12-06 05:25:19 UTC  

fleshlights?

2018-12-06 05:25:28 UTC  

Also, I did not expect the vows of chastity to be broken that often

2018-12-06 05:25:32 UTC  

I don't like sex toys myself

2018-12-06 05:25:38 UTC  

It just hit me how strange that was

2018-12-06 05:25:50 UTC  

They feel weird, like lacking warmth and movement

2018-12-06 05:26:04 UTC  

Honestly

2018-12-06 05:26:06 UTC  

they sell ones that can warm up and stuff

2018-12-06 05:26:12 UTC  

and control it with a ipad or whatever lmao

2018-12-06 05:26:13 UTC  

Prolly gonna have to agree

2018-12-06 05:26:24 UTC  

That's some beta shit

2018-12-06 05:26:27 UTC  

^

2018-12-06 05:26:34 UTC  

yeah saw it at adam and eve

2018-12-06 05:26:38 UTC  

thought they were hilarious

2018-12-06 05:26:44 UTC  

Easier to pick up chicks imo

2018-12-06 05:26:46 UTC  

Man

2018-12-06 05:27:10 UTC  

I would have to never get poon in my whole life guaranteed to buy one

2018-12-06 05:27:17 UTC  

Which funnily enough

2018-12-06 05:27:21 UTC  

Hold up

2018-12-06 05:27:22 UTC  

They'll do that too

2018-12-06 05:27:28 UTC  

I didn't understand that sentence

2018-12-06 05:28:05 UTC  

I would need to guaranteed that I would never have sex to buy something like that

2018-12-06 05:28:12 UTC  

Oh yeah

2018-12-06 05:28:14 UTC  

True

2018-12-06 05:28:35 UTC  

I got one as a gag gift from a mate of mine

2018-12-06 05:28:49 UTC  

<:turtleeyes:519749356207734785>

2018-12-06 05:28:57 UTC  

Tried it once, it sits somewhere in my house collecting dust

2018-12-06 05:29:04 UTC  

Ew

2018-12-06 05:29:15 UTC  

Can't diss it till you try it

2018-12-06 05:29:20 UTC  

And I can diss it

2018-12-06 05:29:21 UTC  

I guess