The vast majority of sex toys are made for females

Yeah

truth

Also

If a woman has a sex toy

It's like, you go girl! you don't need no man

but if a guy has one

it's like, what a fucking lonely creep

i'd trust a guy with a sex toy more than a guy who has to have random one night flings all the time

one is more likely to not have std's

like pocket pussys or whatever

fleshlights?

Also, I did not expect the vows of chastity to be broken that often

I don't like sex toys myself

It just hit me how strange that was

They feel weird, like lacking warmth and movement

Honestly

they sell ones that can warm up and stuff

and control it with a ipad or whatever lmao

Prolly gonna have to agree

That's some beta shit

^

yeah saw it at adam and eve

thought they were hilarious

Easier to pick up chicks imo

Man

I would have to never get poon in my whole life guaranteed to buy one

Which funnily enough

Hold up

They'll do that too

I didn't understand that sentence

I would need to guaranteed that I would never have sex to buy something like that

Oh yeah

True

I got one as a gag gift from a mate of mine

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Tried it once, it sits somewhere in my house collecting dust

Ew

Can't diss it till you try it

And I can diss it

I guess