Message from @Hopage Jiuleu
Discord ID: 520108975832694799
one is more likely to not have std's
like pocket pussys or whatever
fleshlights?
Also, I did not expect the vows of chastity to be broken that often
I don't like sex toys myself
It just hit me how strange that was
They feel weird, like lacking warmth and movement
Honestly
they sell ones that can warm up and stuff
and control it with a ipad or whatever lmao
Prolly gonna have to agree
That's some beta shit
^
yeah saw it at adam and eve
thought they were hilarious
Easier to pick up chicks imo
Man
I would have to never get poon in my whole life guaranteed to buy one
Which funnily enough
Hold up
I didn't understand that sentence
I would need to guaranteed that I would never have sex to buy something like that
Oh yeah
True
I got one as a gag gift from a mate of mine
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Tried it once, it sits somewhere in my house collecting dust
Ew
Can't diss it till you try it
And I can diss it
I guess
feels like shit
Also, who else here /warmwatermelons/?
what
Is that fucking watermelons
Warm watermelons
uh
Yeh
I've seen grapefruit
Not watermelon