Man

I would have to never get poon in my whole life guaranteed to buy one

Which funnily enough

Hold up

They'll do that too

I didn't understand that sentence

I would need to guaranteed that I would never have sex to buy something like that

Oh yeah

True

I got one as a gag gift from a mate of mine

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Tried it once, it sits somewhere in my house collecting dust

Ew

Can't diss it till you try it

And I can diss it

I guess

feels like shit

Also, who else here /warmwatermelons/?

what

Is that fucking watermelons

Warm watermelons

uh

Yeh

I've seen grapefruit

Not watermelon

I like that

*take it, it's all yours*

***THANKS LORI***

eh

I....

I tried a bagel once

Yeah?

wlel i saw this shihty movie called 40 days and 40 nights

bad movie

on hbo or showtime or whatever'

3/10

years ago

i musta been like, 14

Yeah

and I got curious cause the jewish sidekick that tries to help matt damon or whoever that was get chicks