I guess

feels like shit

Also, who else here /warmwatermelons/?

what

Is that fucking watermelons

Warm watermelons

uh

Yeh

I've seen grapefruit

Not watermelon

I like that

*take it, it's all yours*

***THANKS LORI***

eh

I....

I tried a bagel once

Yeah?

wlel i saw this shihty movie called 40 days and 40 nights

bad movie

on hbo or showtime or whatever'

3/10

years ago

i musta been like, 14

Yeah

and I got curious cause the jewish sidekick that tries to help matt damon or whoever that was get chicks

is liek " hey man you can always warm up a bagel

**JUDEN**

maybe

maybe thats what the jews REALLY invented them for

That's how they breed

*discreet pocket pussies of the bronze age*

They can't get real poon

ahaha

are al ljews sentient bread then

No

is that the implication

Just regular bread

oh i see

>implying jews are intelligent

kek