And we shall refer to her as jenny

No, we shall refer to her as the whore of Babylon.

But you were a retard and she was a whore

Forrest gump is more fittin

Into the bog with you

Lmao

@thatgoonsteve42 you have a system in mind for the RPG? I been working on similar homebrew, but more fitting in the MGS universe, it wasn’t bad in the one test I ran

any of you fuck with anime shit, I'm looking for a complete collection of illustrations where Dictators got turned into anime girls.
here's one of pinochet.

oh shit. I might have a few Hitler and Mengele ones somewhere..for science of course

ofc, I'm looking for one more, Ferdinand Marcos, that's the only one I'm missing, I need it to mess with friends from the philippines lol

lel

@Shura37564 https://m.imgur.com/gallery/zxUmu

if yall are making a RPG I can do some art

Pls

Im doing RPG shit now. Starfinder is where its at

I want a cute rpg of trap me

@tacticaltrap Look at Maid RPG. Its designed to sim the players an anime maids. Don't ask how I know

What

Yes

I just wanna beat motherfuckers with big foam swords

Holes a hole right 😉

Y'all nerds play Magic the Gathering ?

I wanna get into it really bad but have noone to play it with

Nah man only played DnD mainly homebrew and 5e never really got into the whole MTG mindset

i do like hearthstone alot

I tried Magic in college, never got behind it really

I made mad money selling dollar rollie cigs tho

If y'all are interested I could build ya some shit

I got tons of stuff

how does that work

Either if you play online or with ppl at a LGS

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio what do you play online with?

I never bother with any of the MTG ""games"" cause they never have the w h o l e catalogue - and my Trample Wurm deck was created over the years

Id love to see it

there is MTG Arena and untap.io or something like that where you can build commander decks and battle online

I think its soley firefox tho

Arena will have Brawl soon

which is like commander but with 60 cards and whatever is in Standard

DM me a link tbh - I have my cards nearby - but I wouldn't want to spoil all my surprises 👀

@INNYGMATYK I'm stealing this

*asifIboughtit*

👀😂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaLiLRVeaZA

if that's your thing, check out ;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YH3o2pf-Bc

it's been like 2-3 years and I only got to buying pubg yesterday

now get TABg

TABg?

Totally
Accurate
Battlegrounds

https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/master-of-the-woods/?cb=1574207252

I miss playing magic

B R U H

SWEAR TO GOD

there's an elderly couple (40s 50s) playing MTG at my work

they even have 2 decks and card sleeves

nofuckingway

Relationship goal

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio

I try to run as open world a campaign as I can

like, there's a loose ass story I **AM** trying to guide you to

but

if you wanna walk West as far as you can

fine - let's do that

Hell yeah

my bro actually had a campaign where they just kept going North, regardless

I mean I was gonna try it anyways because LOL me and one dude got in a argument about abortion

so when I took over - the explored map was a straight line core sample of biomes and shit

wat lmfa9

LMAO thats probably the only reason i decided to kill his fucking obnoxious alchemist

L O O O O L

Yeah man

uh he was trying to tell me some shit that it shouldnt be solely up to women and I was like " I see your point,and well no shit,its not going to be solely up to women,there probably people in relationships that are afraid,health problems,there is a myriad of shit and those place do more than abortions, and to tell you the truth,i think your religious dogma is getting in the way of your politic thinking. " and he was fucking H E A T E D and called me a fucking know it all fat ass so I told him he sucks 33rd degree masonic dick at the catholic church

I had a campaign written wanna hear about it man

l o l

""33rd Degree Masonic Dick""

jfc

and yeah man - inspire me

Do it. I need moar campaigns in my life

Sorry was reading shit

lemme smonk and ill throw it down

So it started out with your party taking a random quest from a board that requires you to meet a place and be picked up a night,during that time,an agent will poison the food and y'all are knocked out and stripped of all gear. wake up and your in shackles on a boat,all chained together and brought to a island to mine crystals for a necromancer

its a really jagged island,there is a active volcano in one corner and the other is a small blackish blue stone compound,everythings kinda grey,there is smog and its just really grim and ashes all over the place,necromancer has been turning what live work force he has there into undead warriors,aftey the work in the mines

so party is to either escape or kill this fucking before he finishes he mutation and teleports away

the area is ripe with a natural chaotic magic,so there is thunderstorms of erratic magic spells,sometimes fucking poison bolts of lightning,sometimes tornados of fire, sometimes whatever creatures that had lived there become reanimated for a bit and go apeshit before they die again, its a really fucked up place

OH FUC

the necromancers name is Malothymus,and he's a highborn elf that was sent to exile for this very shit, coming from a noble house that shit was shunned on

so he kinda sucks at higher arcane shit but he's okay with the dead folks

I wrote it that there are a few ways to escape

Either wait for the magic storm to shit a portal or
and these are based on the characters back story
1.) Escape by boat,and this place is pretty far off,so I was going to have them roll for me and determine where they landed,anyone that had sea experience was going to get buffs in that roll and the outcome would be more generous
2.) anyone that had magic knowledge could try their hand at the magic mirror portal thing he had, and depending on anyones magic history they could do the same as above

there was a 3rd i was going to inclue depending on if the party was ballsy enough to get to the other side of the island

was that there are pathways carved into the volcano,and it takes you to some ruins and you'd just go further into the planet and fight whatever is lurking underneath this place

which is actually a semi-godlike ancient being,thats asleep under the volcano,he's like kinda half in that realm and in another,and his dreams,across both planes,is causing the magic storm

whatcha think ?

Pretty good start, but where will it go from there? Sandbox, or do you have a roadmap for them to follow?

it was gonna be a sandbox with whatever minor adventures i could write

lots of sea encounters to be had

also dig subterranean sections

this manga is pretty good, it's supposed to be supernatural horror, but it's not really scary, and it's just interesting. sauce: Kudan no Gotoshi

@Shura37564 "" *Fellow Citizens. Do your part, and make waste. Life is easier, when you lighten your load.* ""

Hydrochloric acid seasoning

decided to reread Gantz

Bro gantz was the shit

I also like how this guy wore blackface to carry out a shootout

lmao that was a wtf moment for me, people lost it in the comments tho

Did you read it online?

yeah, I don't own the manga

I'm planning on buying them once I have space for a shelf tho

I also read it online

But they terminated the website

yeah, manga sites go away every few years, unless their server is in the middle east or some shit

I thought mangas in japan were ultracheap

yeah they are, but my japanese is still shit

Reletable

I seriously need to fix my sleep schedule tho, need to go back to translating to keep my japanese at an ok level

can't believe manga is making me crave horsemeat

Go to sleep dude

I am, I'm just having a late dinner since I haven't ate all day due to being busy with some family stuff

Bro horse meat is good

I wanna eat a horse

@NovaSoldier @VI/K/INGinnaTRENCH/K/OAT

I'd try it

My grandma always cooks it

Idk if i could just kill a horse tho

They're too useful

@NovaSoldier can yall just buy horse meat?

Duh

Its a little bit pricier

But its very nice

Just like ass meat

God damn I love a nice ass

Stop bringing the lady topic up here, it's in the general if I recall lol

Isn't it illegal to sell horsemeat in America? Or was that something like "wE fOWnd hoRse MeaT iN BUrGeR"

I mean ass in donkey

I would hope im not missing out on some thicc ass

That would also be nice

@NovaSoldier lol

Oops

Cat meat is also nice

I WANNA EAT PUSSY

btw thw Nagano prefecture mentioned there is where I live

Like actual cat

@NovaSoldier had it. Didnt taste much to be fair

@Shura37564 huh?

there was once a huge scandal where a popular street food was made using cat meat in the philippines

@mcguyver123 that manga page I sent mentioned it

I mean there was a chinese place near me that was using seagulls

I feel like seagull meat would be nasty

@thedarkness05 no way....did you try it

@Shura37564 they look stringy

ew

Nah, there's like several thoudand places to get chinese near me. No exaggeration

I was never fond of bird

Unless fried or sauced with fire

I only eat like two types of Chinese food

Kung pao chicken and egg drop soup

I just eat whatever doesn't look like its made of literal food poisoning

I'm a huge foodie, so I cook for myself a lot

Because that seems to be a problem around here

I only know how to make bacon

I'm looking into making more mexican food later

@Shura37564 orange chicken. Holy shit it's so good

oh I've had that

it's good

@VI/K/INGinnaTRENCH/K/OAT learn how to cook a steak. Go from there

yeah, steak is a good start

I gotta first be able to aquire said steak

Waut

Who tf cooks steak

me

very few places serve rare and medium rare here

The thing about steak is once you make it, you'll need to learn to make sides.

Asparagus, potatoes in any fashion, pasta, pasta sauce, mixed veg. Etc

Just eat it bleeding bro

most of them serve it well done

Those places are an affront to god and need to feel righteous indignation for crimes against meat

Medium to medium rare. Great flavor

yes

A S P A R A G U S

Yessuh

Man

Now im starving

Imma hunt some cows

Asparagus. Light oil, baked, seasoned.

Imma just make a grill

With a campfire and rocks

should work

I don't like ovens tbh. They're too easy to fuck shit up

For me at least

get an air fryer

I keep hearing about them

I still don't know what it is exactly

@Shura37564 have you made gargonzola alfredo sauce yet? Throw some balsamic vinegar onto. Perfect with a steak and some alfredo noodles

@VI/K/INGinnaTRENCH/K/OAT ovens man. It's just timing

@VI/K/INGinnaTRENCH/K/OAT it's like a smaller convection oven

@mcguyver123 I'm gonna look into it, haven't had the chance to explore sauces yet

Im too forgetful to use an oven

air fryers have automatic timers

Ohhhhhh bet

same for instant pots

@Shura37564 home made alfredo with butter browned onion is so good.

They're really useful if you're getting into cooking

@VI/K/INGinnaTRENCH/K/OAT timers mate

I just use my phone tbh

I can even set names for the timers

Man. Im a whole retard apparently

nah, took me a while to start getting into cooking too, because I thought too mucu

@VI/K/INGinnaTRENCH/K/OAT I mean, I wasnt going to say it...

I used to use the oven timers

Not loud enough

Didn't even think about my phone

Fml

@Shura37564 cooking really is like another discipline. It says a lot about someone if they can cook, even if it's just one dish.

yeah, I actually started with steak and then went on to simple dishes like fried rice

god this manga is getting hype af

What manga is that? I'm reading yuuna and the haunted hotsprings right now....for the PLOT

@Deadbeat Radio Girls und Panzer Ribbon no Musha, it's a spin off of GuP that features tankathlon which is a separate sport from Senshado and only allows tanks below 10 tons

Fucking awesome. I'll have to check it out. I've heard about it on AK thread before. Also gunsmith cats has a manga. I didn't know about

I could always do with more cute girls operating war machines

same

All for it.

goddamn, I just realized the GuP anime came out 7 years ago, I feel old af

It's that old? Damn still I like older animes. What got you into anine man? For me it was highschool DxD and DateALive @Shura37564

@Deadbeat Radio I saw panties on tv when I was 7 and got hooked.

it was a show called Mahou Sensei Negima

the Manga is lit actually, I'm still reading and following the sequel UQ holder

@Shura37564lol not to say I didn't watch cowboy bepop, Big O and evangelion when I was a kid, but I didn't appreciate it. Also is it a good read? I'm in the middle of like 6 mangas.

@Deadbeat Radio idk tbh, I liked it cause it was a mix of shounen with high fantasy, idk if you're into that, I'm a huge fantasy fan.

Isekai stuff? I do like some shounen, but I like comedy and ecchi alot too.

@Deadbeat Radio nah, this was back in like 2004, so it's not isekai, it was really popular back in the day in japan, the animation for the anime is really dated though, but they updated the manga art for earlier chapters.

Still those older drawn anime with limited CGI look great. Have you seen great teacher onizuka? Ninja scroll and shit. Is that technically a hentai?

I've seen GTO, it's one of my favorites

never seen Ninja Scroll

just realized I've been watching anime for 15 years

haven't actually seen most of the "classics" tho

Lol damn man. I'm a new weeb to this stuff and my buddies warned me it would turn out this way. I'm just glad my fiance doesn't care. Lol. It's hilarious isnt it?

I mean it's not that bad as long as you don't act like a complete degenerate imo

I mean one of the main reasons I still watch anime is that I grew up with it and can't move on lol

Lol I see. Define degenerate. It not like I go around telling peeps.

stuff like buying cheap ass katanas based off anime, being unhealthy, unhygienic, and making a fool of yourself all the time in public I guess

I've seen lots of those people

heck I used to be the same

I grew up though

Lol naw man. I work in public service (not a cop) Cant be that way though. It's my shame. ... my curse.... I remember kids like that in high school. Wearing naruto headbands and shit.

yeah, that's cringey af, I think the worse I've done was buy a trench coat

Ah it's all good man. As long as you didn't hang out at any playgrounds looking for lolis lol. I think we all were somewhat cringy in highschool. I know I was for my first years

yeah nah, I'd be the first to attack pedos