Totally
Accurate
Battlegrounds

https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/master-of-the-woods/?cb=1574207252

I miss playing magic

B R U H

SWEAR TO GOD

there's an elderly couple (40s 50s) playing MTG at my work

they even have 2 decks and card sleeves

nofuckingway

Relationship goal

@Thomatorr, King of Ohio

I try to run as open world a campaign as I can

like, there's a loose ass story I **AM** trying to guide you to

but

if you wanna walk West as far as you can

fine - let's do that

Hell yeah

my bro actually had a campaign where they just kept going North, regardless

I mean I was gonna try it anyways because LOL me and one dude got in a argument about abortion

so when I took over - the explored map was a straight line core sample of biomes and shit

wat lmfa9

LMAO thats probably the only reason i decided to kill his fucking obnoxious alchemist

L O O O O L

Yeah man

uh he was trying to tell me some shit that it shouldnt be solely up to women and I was like " I see your point,and well no shit,its not going to be solely up to women,there probably people in relationships that are afraid,health problems,there is a myriad of shit and those place do more than abortions, and to tell you the truth,i think your religious dogma is getting in the way of your politic thinking. " and he was fucking H E A T E D and called me a fucking know it all fat ass so I told him he sucks 33rd degree masonic dick at the catholic church

I had a campaign written wanna hear about it man

l o l

""33rd Degree Masonic Dick""

jfc

and yeah man - inspire me

Do it. I need moar campaigns in my life

Sorry was reading shit

lemme smonk and ill throw it down

So it started out with your party taking a random quest from a board that requires you to meet a place and be picked up a night,during that time,an agent will poison the food and y'all are knocked out and stripped of all gear. wake up and your in shackles on a boat,all chained together and brought to a island to mine crystals for a necromancer

its a really jagged island,there is a active volcano in one corner and the other is a small blackish blue stone compound,everythings kinda grey,there is smog and its just really grim and ashes all over the place,necromancer has been turning what live work force he has there into undead warriors,aftey the work in the mines

so party is to either escape or kill this fucking before he finishes he mutation and teleports away

the area is ripe with a natural chaotic magic,so there is thunderstorms of erratic magic spells,sometimes fucking poison bolts of lightning,sometimes tornados of fire, sometimes whatever creatures that had lived there become reanimated for a bit and go apeshit before they die again, its a really fucked up place

OH FUC

the necromancers name is Malothymus,and he's a highborn elf that was sent to exile for this very shit, coming from a noble house that shit was shunned on

so he kinda sucks at higher arcane shit but he's okay with the dead folks

I wrote it that there are a few ways to escape