Other than pogs and LTs

Oh no peepeepoopoo I was hungry and cold for two months

"Sapper tab? You mean crapper tab"

Waw am operator now

boi you almost got it tatted

No that part was a joke

I got my ranger tab much later

Than my tats

I was already an E5 by then

Not retarded boot

I got my motard tats literally a week after basic

did you get the charger?

Honda accord instead

I already had a car pre army

Saved my retard ass from making the same decisions as the other miscreants that graduated Saint Benning's School for Troubled Boys

@Trash Squid we out here farmin

yeet

how goes the goon camp

@Hellhound6 my good conduct medal >>>>>>>> special forces tab and ranger tab and medal of honor

Bueno my guy, no one is dead

No one nd'ed yet

@Hellhound6 I heard you're huntin coyotes tonight

Yep

lmao

I'm also cooking for everyone tonight

Yeet

@P I L L A R M A N my national defense ribbon >>>> your good conduct ribbon

@P I L L A R M A N "you will salute me blah blah blah"

lol

Sooo

About to attempt a controlled burn

"Attempt"

Is this why /k/entucky bought all that everclear?

Yo I'm an expert on burns, controlled not so much

My GWOT service medal >>>>> all

lmao

Old school special forces retard didn't grt one out of basic training like I did

😂

i'll have you know my community service ribbon trumps that

I mean ive got my strip club ribbon

lol

The hooker I fucked and then threw out of my car in 2013 outside of some shady alleyway outside of ft Benning is more high speed than that boomer Sf guy

Boomer sf guys are shitbags

The real og sf are chill

Chicken wing is life. Serpa is the best holster

Nooooo you can't make fun of him NOOOOOO - jarhead boot at mct

😂 😂 😂 😂

Peace time marines are the worst..

why yall roasting my man so hard

lol

"Yo the marines are high speed as fuck, but I never did anything"

The boot must feel the pain from salt dog vets

Hazing is banned now so he must learn the old ways

Right of passage

Now break his virtual e-shins

we still get hazed by cheif in the navy lol

my old

Physical hazing I mean

Hazing never goes away

You don't get tied up and beaten anymore

It's not "allowed"

We just learned to hide it

Not that it stopped people to be fair

As it should be

senior cheif tackled me during ultimate frizz bee

like layed my ass out

That's... attractive

Now listen here bootboi here's a fifth of jack, you have approximately 100 seconds to finish all of it or else we're going to beat your ass back to basic training

Your timer started a minute ago

Bet I gotchu, chugging is a way of life

That was day one to the unit for me

But why does it have to be jack? Can it be vodka

You think the army pays enough for vodka

lol its not expensive

You underestimate the cheapness of shit vodka

Not even stoly or georgi?

at the nex we have fucking military value vodka

shit is awful

Jack Daniel's is fucking overpriced dogshit

Yes

I like knob Creek when it comes to domestic alcohol. And I don't like most domestics

It's what 20-25 bucks for a fifth? And for that you get what white bitches think is cool for hearing about a "bottle of jack" in cringey teen songs from the mid 2000s, and you get something that tastes like polyurethane filtered through a septic tank

If you drink Jack Daniels unironically you deserve the rope

I drink cheap bacardi mango chief

I prefer Stroika, 14 dollars a half gal, easy to shoot, good to go

Jk booze is for nogainz fagits

Well I'm sober now

Have been for about 5 days

I smoke a lot of weed, that's my vice

I get ready for my 4 pm cock flattening

In the dick press

I wish I could still smoke pot without getting paranoid psychadelic trips

Weed is never the same after psychedelics. Most people can't stand it afterwards but for me it actually improved my experiences with weed

Weed made me sleepy and smells like ass

I stay away

After psilocybin it was a no go in anything beyond small doses

Cocaine on the other hand

*sniff*

I'm not big on coke, wasn't enjoyable and turned me into a total ass. I like getting into fights on coke

It's reserved only for trips to Vegas

Oh god no

Oh God YES

I'm glad I don't have a ready supply of cocaine because the few times I did it it was probably like 40% meth and felt great

Guarantee I would be addicted

We had this one fucking dude who was lacing kids weed with meth here. Yeah he didn't last long once everyone found out

For all intents and purposes cocaine is slang for the popular soda Coca Cola, not the drug

Just for you boys that don't glow

Regarding pot going to the gym and smoking beforehand is pretty popular now

There are a lot of strains that amp you up and make you go longer these days

That's retarded just get enough sleep

And go work out in the morning

Weed disrupts good sleep

Extremely. I do it so my back doesn't keep me from working out. I'm healthy but it always fucking hurts now

I ain't saying I do it I just know people that do and have a lot of success

Who get a full 8 hours of mostly REM, smoke a bowl and set PR's

I just slam down a gram of caffeine pills and a piss load of water after sleep

That's about all you need

I get full night's of sleep, I function fine both high and sober. I'm not saying that I'm the rule, I may be the exception.

I barely drink coffee anymore

I have never drank coffee in my life

I have and always will hate the taste of it

Coffee is disgusting

I just take pills

Cheaper and more effective

And I don't have to taste that garbo

gay

When I do drink coffee it's usually with some caramel vodka (not in the mornings of course)

Like the taste of coffee and smell of weed, you grow to like it. I find I don't need caffeine to function

Tolerance is so low that one cup will set me off

Caffeine has barely any effect on me. If I'm drinking coffee cause I need it I have to drink like 5 cups of the strong shit

I am old and half to death (aka 26 years old) so I need extra to feel that spark

Nah @P I L L A R M A N is right. I use caff pills nore than anything. Cheaper and easy to take with you

Due to the nature of what we were doing on deployment we couldn't use or take energy drinks

So someone brought up caff pills

And that was what got me hooked on them

Easy to take with

Slam it down and bam there you go

Enough to fuel an entire infantry rifle squad for a couple weeks all for 20 bucks and fits anywhere

Easy

If I need em on me I'll put em in an old chapstick tube. Boom, it now fits in your pockets and you have energy for days

🤔

I can’t function with caffeine

Without

Yo I'm a GOON level patreon supporter where's my workout plan @Trash Squid

ight bet hop into fit and explain your goals

or DM me what you want to achieve and what goals you are trying to hit

Oregon being put in a stay at home order.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAov_DN77QM

lol

Gents, keep your eyes open with a head on a swivel. Look out for the neighborhoods you belong to.

It’s getting crazy

What's going on?

People acting like retards

More so now than ever

And everybody strapped too

Greattt

That shit was memory holed hard

Well boys. I think I've been losing weight

I havent weighed myself in a while but my belt is fitting looser. I guess eating better and working out a bit pays off lol

Awesome man glad you’re seeing a change

https://youtu.be/wIsFZJ-zm20

Federal reserve assures the public that if has unlimited money.

@Piv thanks man. I have been feeling better too

It does.

It becomes unlimitedly worthless.

The new digital currency will be the savior of our currency lol. Be a great time to secede and start your own bank

@Mr Walkway94 keep it up homie

Welp, once the boomer remover does it’s work there’ll be some gold lying around to fall back on, if you’re adventurous enough

"Maybe the real treasure of the journey was the friendships we made along the way"
Me:"fuck you I'm here for the gold"

Why not both?

Fair point

@Deadbeat Radio I wonder how many cryptos / companies are gonna hop on that. . .

But fuck you I'm here for the gold

Fuck gold, Im in it for the MGs

And property

Bruh

Gold = MGs + Property

"Fuck you I have an mg42"

@Hellhound6 will do king

Frankly the homies could band together, start a nation of pirates and raiders and just not choose, gold, MGs, booze, and bitches for everyone

@Piv you mean AfGøønistan

We’re working on it

https://www.facebook.com/1612411598994861/posts/2613323772236967/

@FloridaManBoohajideen looking like a damn organized goon crew

idk - I think I need to fix his bangs 👀 🧦

Lmao

"If you hear any noise, its just me n the bois goonin"

Somethin sometin ""you ghostin us muthafucka.""

. . . *Predator*. . . no? . .

Guys

GUYS

My Spitfire PC came in the mail!

n o i c e

https://www.facebook.com/1612411598994861/posts/2613323772236967/?sfnsn=mo&extid=r0BpW9K3Z35Hp1Iy

Nice

I hate this city sometimes. The fact this is mentioned at all is why this kind of degeneracy will be punished by corona chan

http://nypost.com/2020/03/24/nyc-declares-war-on-rim-jobs-in-graphic-health-department-memo/

@thedarkness05 eating ass is illegal now? (Sodomy laws coming back) lol

If I cant eat ass during societal breakdown, what's left to eat?

I guess it is, at least in NYC

Hard reset, collapse 2020

@thedarkness05 yep. Weve trained for this. You know what's funny? The purge moviea are set in 2020

Predictive programming?

Maybe. Or maybe its the subconscious expressing what we truly wany, or what is inevetable

I bet georgia will be a fucking blood bath thanks to our urban population.

No kidding

People are already broke enough trying to live somewhat middle class or comfortable, all those years of comfort and programming will send them into a frenzy, or wake them up. Also 30 million americans are on psychotropic meds. You might see some weird shit too.

Oh I'm aware. If the system buckels it could break. If it breaks it might not come back. But if it does com back it would be outwardly brutal.

Like getting domed in the helmet and waking up to this.

@Deadbeat Radio thats just me bb

Lol

Oh thank god it's just a fellow king.

Sup boys

poo poo pee pee

Bed time

not shit my guys, im at work

so excited to get out on a Thursday night

my schedules finally healing so I can have some more extra time to focus on artwork

Niceu, man.

Any schedule changing with virus chan bukake going on? @Thomatorr, King of Ohio

nah we just got more people hired here

Just scribble scribble

so my work schedule dies off

Just cleaning out the chicken pen. @Thomatorr, King of Ohio hows work my guy?

dude easy peasy, no lunches to make,no ones getting on the bus

this has honestly made my job easier and with the new hire I get a whole extra day off

big positive out of negatives rn

Nice man. Good stuff. That's nice for sure. The (((bank))) I work at is decidedly essential, so apparently is my work and I've been coming in to work every day.

@me

@One Shot Paddy Is uhh..... Is your nane Kyle and do you have an affinity for destroying Drywall?

Yes I am 😂

@One Shot Paddy No shit?

Which part makes you say that

I want you all to know that you are appreciated and loved and that taxation is theft

A... A combination of the "beard" shirt and hat style.

@James Warner hell ueah

@One Shot Paddy You a welder?

Naw I’m a scrapper

@насильственное убийство

angy

@thedarkness05

Colorado is under stay-at-home order. Let mild violence and non compliance begin

so a while back there was a lot of rain and it causes a huge ass hole to open up in a parking lot