Oh well

But yeah I got the stair stepper and after 5 minutes I was wasted.

Need to really work on legs

Morning Kings

I see we kicked my buddy out lol

morning guys

hope everyone has a good day today

@One Shot Paddy no

@edgyusername69 he was talking about making bombs and asking for blueprints, those are instaban here

I just had to

@Bodark Actual wow yeah im glad you booted him

Im gonna have a talk w him. Bombs arent great for the boog, id rather let things stay as they are than to accidently kill innocents. We are not terrorists

Literally the only rules here are don't ask for advice on making illegal shit

Or be distastefully racist or homophobic

And he broke them so

Ye

Yeah im talming to him aboht it

Basically we know for a fact this server has been infiltrated, discord isn't secure and we have a ton of lurkers, so

Everything in here is a joke anyway, but people who take it that far risk drawing the attention of one of the Feds or Journos that's in here

Im aware

Speaking

Bro, this is a minecraft server

Rememeber when CNN got on 4chan and tried to demamd something and thr FIRST reply was like, "ok NIGGER" or something

Bruhhhh

Need

We got two boog companies colabbing

Das that guuci shit

Mhmm

Fucc

Thats why we gotta launch our merch soon. We have several other groups to work with, and weirdly not compete too much with

I have a meeting with squid today and we finalized our product list last night

This shit takes time to do right

But it's being done

I know it does, I'm just excited is all. You've seen how many people as for patches n things. And I want to have those out there so the message from our page can grow

Yeee

I made up an HVAC pick up line;
Hey baby are you leaked refrigerant, because you take my breath away.

If you breath in refrigerant, it displaces oxygen and makes it so you cant breath lol

The second part makes it autistic, you shouldn't have to explain it

I was explaning fir yall lol

You wouldnt ecplain it as oart of it

Idk, Im still a fan on "hey girl, I think you'd make a great single mom"

Nah, you got to ease into it with a compliment like “damn girl, you shit with that ass?”

Idk, I find direct works. You either get a slap or get laid. Literally no other outcomes

"Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? I can see myself in your pants."

There we go

Also I was gonna tag ya in the sketch leprechaun thing, but you beat me to posting it

Lol you're welcome

The one about getting an ass beating?

Yee

You should get the shirt

I should

@thedarkness05 theres one that says "chase your dreams with whiskey"

Fuck

That mighr be more of a @FloridaManBoohajideen one, since hes always going on about living next to the beam distillery

Right, but that's technically bourbon

Dont get me started on all that. Bourbon is a type of rye whiskey that just so happens to be made in kentucky. Just like scotch is whiskey make in scotland

Ya know

The easiet way to tell an Irish whiskey from a Scottish one?

How?

The Irish one sings about the troubles when you open it to let breathe

(Ill see myself out)

Oof

I mean its true though. Although I do like how irish whiskey came to be. There used to me a tax in malted barley, put innplace by the english, and the irish said "nah mate, fuck that shite", and then used half malted and half unmalted barley

Then nothing was made for 300 years lol

Mhmm

Irish whiskey is infinitely superior to Scottish Whiskey in my opinion

Some scotch's are better than others

Like me that hoplite armor bundle

Coronavirus isnt as bad as the media lets on, and I have several theories about it

If it was as bad as they say then they wouldn't have a hold on pretty much all disinfectants/hand sanitizer and CDC testing would be instant insead of a beaurocratic mess of paperwork and wait periods.

I feel like its being perpetuated and sold to be worse than it is for election year

I doubt it. China lied about how bad it was. Because thats what they do. Not to mention italy went from like 600 cases to 11k in about 2 weeks. Its bad but not apocalyptic. While the number of recovered is way higher than dead, duh, there is still a chance of you catching another strain of it. I heard there is an L and an S strain around, and you can catch both one after the other. While those with health issues and the infirm are primary victims here, there is still the chance it affects healthy people. Prime example is those harvard boys who went on a ski trip to italy, all young fit and in their prime. Well 4 of em are in hospital in serious condition. I'm treating corona as an actual threat, but I aint gonna panic

I have a strong opinion on this, been saying how much worse it actually is for over a month now. Finally people are starting to listen as this contagion spreads freely across the country. So sad. Do something proactive you dumb fucks in "power"

And also whats the point in trying to resist it? If its got such a long incubation period and its so contagious then everyone will get it eventually some way

Short of a decontamination chamber(which us poor folk dont have access to)

Theoretically if it were socially acceptable to wear gas masks in the states and you were to decontaminate upon returning home you would be fine

I'm about to just say fuck it at this point, I don't want this disease, we don't know the long term effects

The signs already are very concerning

Right, but catching the virus isnt a death sentence for most

If you old or weak gtfo but most of us can handle being sick for a few days/weeks

Ok, but theres reports it mike make you sterile. That kinda puts a damper on my ghengis khan thing

Oof

Time to start early boss

I mean I already got one on the board

Im abouy yo start wearin my mask lol

Not to mention there's also reports it will permanently damage your lungs...the most important thing is for people to quarantine basically everywhere for a while so we can slow the spread. If we slow the spread, we slow the number of people going to the ER all at once, and our healthcare system can manage it. If we suddenly start testing actual significant amounts of people and learn there's like a bazillion cases in the US (there is) people will panic and civil order will break down.

Which once again, makes the boog look more like division than cod modern warfare now lol

Lol I never played division

Neither have i

But yeah. Im not shitting myself over it. If i catch it and die it will be disappointing yes, but I'm sure my family and I will survive

Nigga nothing is gonna happen to that scale

What can you do really other than practice religious self hygiene

Agreed

@P I L L A R M A N i agree boi

If all the other extremely large scale pandemics in the US didn't kill social order in the last 200 years this especially won't

I schleep

But i live with grandparenrs while im in school, and theyre old and have bad immune systems. I gotta be careful foe them

Meanwhile I'm enjoying the fruits of a bear market from boomers losing their money panic selling

Short sell every fucking stock I'm borrowing

This Corona shit is hilarious and based

Cheap ass gas

People are more prone to panic these days

Tons of money from stonks

My investments are lookin up even more

If i had the money to buy into it I would

I started a robinhood and got 5 dollars in free stock

Thats the upside to it, once the market recovers, and it will, we'll be set. And if it kills off a bunch of boomers, hey cheap real estate

Its worth like 2 bucks now lol

Yeah I'm all for obliterating the boomers, preferably not my own family though

I've already made a 7 grand profit from stocks I borrowed falling in tourism alone

This shit is gucci

Fuuu

And all my long term holdings are getting even better

As I can buy more of them

Maybe I should actually invest

Once I short sell all my other shit

You must be invested big big @P I L L A R M A N

Yeah lol

I was that private that invested his whole paycheck instead of spending all of it on booze and hookers and a camero

Although I did spend some on booze and hookers for a bit

It happens

Army tsp was based

I'm all for the panic, I'm fine with people not clogging the roads, cheap gas, good investment potential etc.

I just don't want to be sterilized by some oriental gook virus that nobody knows anything solid about and has already mutated like 2 times

Right, that's fair

I understand that. But im sterile anyways. Got fixed in jan

I would never do that personally

To each their own

If I get Corona I'll make my fiancée preggo before we get married

If I don't get Corona the only difference is that it happens a couple months later

Either way i ain stressin

We vibin here

Lol

That's a good fuckin' kitty right there. Got that fucker out of a storm drain.,

Damn i wish i could.invest in shit rn

*broke single dad, full time student
Rip

I think the first best investment is your own family's preparedness, debt reduction, and then financial - in that order. Just my opinion though.

Id agree

Im workin on it

Work is finally picking up so ill have moneg to catch up.. thank god

Good shit king, that's all we can do.

Some "man" I follow posted this on his FB and it's like dude, I swear to God making guys like this is some kind of agenda

The fuck

Like damn, really bro? Sounds like low T, might wanna get that checked

Do people honestly fill these out and share it not thinking it's total cringe?

Yes

<:Oof:554426230724755456>

He's also a vegan, big surprise, he needs to take some iron, zinc, and stinging nettle, start lifting, and guarentee that whole chart shifts

Like its not a test or anything, this is legit how he sees himself?

Maybe I'm uneducated and lost in my own opinion, but kinda like you suggested I wonder if he's just so inadequate as a man that all these things he feels is like the symptom of a bad drug addiction forgetting what it's like to be sober.

F
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@Schadraquetor deep theory

I like that

Don't get me wrong, if he did all that stuff and felt the same way that's his own business, but I just have an instinctual feeling that this isn't the way that the masses actually are deep down.

I think I saw a meme the other day it was like when men are depressed they become 1 of 3 things
An alcoholic
A body builder
A femboi

Idk how true that is tho

There might be truth to that.

Goddamn it I need to get out there and exercise and be a man again. I was in shape once. It was glorious.

Im bout to hit the gym. I need speed more than strength rn

@thedarkness05 I can attest to some of that, I am extremely depressed but I rarely drink, I'm not much for physical activity sadly, and as a femboy... Well fuck those fags

Had a good chat last night and I basically expressed the point that the societal/media war on masculinity and all subjects related (see: guns) are wearing us down as a society.

But kings, you should see my progress. The scale might not be moving, but boy am I leaning out

@thedarkness05 I'm cheering for you king.

@thedarkness05 I'm genuinely happy when I see others improve on themselves, Good for you bro, you truly ARE a King

@thedarkness05 i posted thr 3 things meme here lol

And @Schadraquetor thats a very good point, abiut the drug addiction comparisom

Ahh, thats where I saw it

Proud of that progress tho King @thedarkness05

Maybe I'll do another shirtless side by side. It aint perfect, but I'm getting there

Progress

Speaking of side by side

Side by sides versus under/over shotguns?

ivegotoneforsaleifyoureinterested

Over under are superior for accuracy if you are waterfowling

I have no opinion though. I'd almost prefer something like a KSG or single barrel.

What about for concealed carry?

I figure O/U are flatter and thus easier to slip inna pants or jacker

Yeah bro

I wanna see more 10 gauge and bigger shotties... 12 gauge is pussy cartridge

I'd recommend the KSG 25 then. You've got the capacity you need and you can ad the bayonet spikes on the end of it. If you cut off your leg at the hip people won't even notice it in your pants.

@насильственное убийство side by side is simpler but you have two shot pictures to account for, over under is more complex, but a single sight picture and more manageable recoil

But id go ksg, its a single barrel pump that has 2 mag tubes

Just stay away from the DP12
But I'll always shill for a mossberg 500/590

Vepr 12, you poora

Poors

@Bodark Actual Saiga 12 better than Vepr

Someone wanna sway my opinion between the two?

Fuck no

Damn ok

Vepr has better mag design, it has last round hold open, a railed dust cover

Folding stock

Threaded barrel

Ambi safety

Hmm

Variable gas puck for multi load reliability

All factory

What does that last one mean @Bodark Actual

Sorry, i just woke up and my brain is on about 2%

I had a saiga years ago, fully legal auto/sbs, 12 gauge madness, even had a couple of drums fir it

Fully legal auto?
It shoot fast with no fed?

Yeah

The gas puck isn't attached to the piston, so high brass and low brass will push the piston with the same force

Oooooo

I paid in the $200 and did all the paperwork

It had a 9 inch barrel and all

Dammit. Imma have to get both now

Also

Why is salvador not as popular in the goon world?

It took like 2 years for the entire thing to pass

Because that bois entire fucking existence is guns and fuck you

Hmmmm

Salvador?

I'm a Kreig guy myself, and Zero

Sal was a good one tbh, fun as fuck

Me too, but fucking S A L V A D O R

Was the ultimate goon

Imho

Did they ever bring him into BL3?

I haven't seen him yet

ah man

Idk, I mained axton

Turret nukes

Shit man, i just recently learned you can find Krieg tapes


I forgot about axton tbh

He was a whole boi

Nvm.
New question

Why is borderlands not common in the goon world?

His deal is literally war crimes

Axton is good when you get the multiple turrets

The whole game was literally loot and explosions

And Tediore reloads lol, I loved killing enemies with those

"BITCH ILL THROW MY GUN AT YOU"

*FWOMP*

I was a whore fir bandit machine gums and T O R G U E shotguns

The bullets didn't staop and the explosions were fucking plentiful

It's not torgue

it's....

_*TORGUE*_

My bad
I have sinned

Ya know borderlands is pretty much boog planet

*WITH ESPLOOOOOOOOOSIONS*

Exactly, that's why I loved the series, ya got your mercs, bandits, aliens, and hot siren bitches

As an edgy middleschool satanist, siren bitches were my whole kink

Also, they did Maya hella dirty innbl3

*im not 10
*i have changed my ways

in bl3**

Kreig gonna go onnna slaughter spree

Bro, it was fukt

Pissed me off

*TURN AROUND PRETTY LADY*

*SHUT UP SHUT UO SHUT UP*