Fuck you

I mean

No

it is 6:10am

Only mentally

@Shura37564 but You're active

It’s 3:10 pm here

@Hellhound6 I wake up at 5:30am

No

In the chats

yes

You're an active part of the server

cause I love this chat, no homo

Cringe?

No this is what real kings do

Hard Agree

Yes

I enjoy the server

Yes

Yes

😂😂

But I’m busy with life,

Y’all seen the vid of that church shooting?

Yeah I have a greatest hits video

Nah, wh?

@Hellhound6 luv u daddi

@Mr Walkway94 gey

Ok cool

As a lurker, a pox upon the one who stirs me

They have already become a meme

But Fr that dude got the off switch in 6 seconds

What's considered active?

@Assdoc just post and talk regularly I think

yea just dont lurk for long periods

Bro i swear every song on that album is good qf

Also el paso 2 e 3 are preatty good

https://offgridsurvival.com/church-mass-shooting-in-texas-stopped-by-good-guy-with-gun/ here’s the full video

Don’t fucking carry small of back

@Sir Harndes I'm pretty terrible at that but I guess it's worth a shot

Make it so

Of all the states to do an attack, they chose Texas..

Ebry teim

not a lot of mainstream media would cover it, it doesn't match the narrative

@Shura37564 bingo

why shoot the gunman yourself when you can wait 2 hours for an overweight police officer

And a bonus of killing an innocent civilian

@Shura37564 I bet the gunman wanted to use this and the guy defending himself had a pocket AR

Makes me sick

I wonder if it counts as a mass shooting if a police officer does it?

@Shura37564 then it's just a 2 week vacation

It's just called casualties

anything with 4 casualties and above is a mass shooting yeah?

@Shura37564 or what a givens counties resources can handle. It's called a MCI

also I feel bad for laughing

Mass casualty incident

someone tried to do a mass shooting during mass

@Shura37564<:lol:554425196283559938>

``Mass shooting in Mass!``

Is what a headline would read if MSM did cover it

Or some tabloid or someshid idunno

Its appendix or hip carry. Small of back is for manlets and children

Acceptable is back up ankle carry

Keister carry is the only acceptable answer

You gotta get it all the way up the keister

Googling g19x length really quick

lmao, rapists get killed in prison anyways, one getting shot outside would just save us tax dollars

Just brandish the deagle.

6.75 for all the slide and 4.2 for barrel. I'll take my chances

Twouvem for smol dick energy

Rapists and child related harassment usually don't have a good time in prison

With amount of bulk ammo the government buys, gotta be maybe 5 cents or less a round

yeah, in my hometown they get killed the first day

They generally end up raped or killed

5 cents is much better than thousands.

And most of the times, raped then killed

if the police won't touch the rapists for some bullshit reason like family connections the community usually gets together to publicly lynch and execute them

welp that's how it was in my hometown

even if they were rich enough to own guns and have bodyguards people armed themselves with boomsticks

Usually, here, if that happens, an unknown gunman with an accomplice on a bike will jump the perp with an uzi or some kinda 9mm smg and drive off

we had those too

The police who investigate will say there's nothing they can do about it

Vigilantes were pretty common in my hometown

because the police can be easily bought

Just leting u know kings im horrible as a humanbeing and im still alive
Hope you had great day

Appendix carry is best carry

Strong side also works

Imagine not storing your gun where your dick is

double magnum

How do you fit an rpg by your dick?

@VI/K/INGinnaTRENCH/K/OAT by stuffing it in your pants obviously

Hmmmmmmmm

That's gonna be awkward

Nah it'll be fine

Small dick energy

Big boom energy to compensate

Its hard to destroy a building with a gucci glock efficiently

All im saying

In minecraft

Of course

Yep I love Minecraft

any of you guys build model kits?

Btw inna tonight at 10 est? @Hellhound6

No football game tonight so I’ll be in

I have an M5A1 light tank kit I still haven't built and it's been 2 years

Don't we all?

We're always talking about it

Oh shit

Wifi is booty

oof

I don't actually do it, but i enjoy the idea of it

I've been talking about building a space to paint my kits for years now, sad it became like my pc build, but I've finally started working on that

PC parts have slowly been arriving at my house now

My dad always painted it in the living room

Although he was nuts

lol, I would do that, but my house is mostly women and they're loud af when it comes to complaining about the smell and stuff

Just drop your dick on the table and they'll scurry

Or definitely be too shocked to speak

@FloridaManBoohajideen possibley

me and the boys

Fed?

fuck no

no feds here

Wjat of this kid

Yeah totally no feds

*breaks out notepad*

Hmmmmmm

i had ten seconds to run across sime sketchy ice to get there

i thought itd be a cool photo

I follow the law

It definitely was

@VI/K/INGinnaTRENCH/K/OAT

*writing follows the law*

Yeah man

Bet

lol

wait hold up

whered all this fed talk come from

Huh

Im not a fed

Who you callin a fed

@DustMustBust

*writing dust boi is aprehensive*

@VI/K/INGinnaTRENCH/K/OAT

*writing that the fuckin alphabet bois are in on the fed bois sting again, get your own honey pot*

*sips coffee*

Hey fuck off

These are my paycheck

im fucking confused

@DustMustBust

*writes dustboi has confusion, will blame drugs, dea will be in on honeypot*

Yeah man. I wouldn't worry about it

lmao

We good

No worries

all this fed talk is making me hungry

Now uhhhhh

Fuggin

Stahb resistin

Yeah feduccini alfredo sounds good

Stah🅱️ resistin

I want pork

Or bacon

give this man a pig emoji

fuckin wylin

Gibs it

Wait

Don't

🥩

Nvm. I want it again

i got you

we*

Fucking bet

it's snowing

God hates us

its foggy af rn

supposrd to get 5 inches tonight

my entire town is surrounded by mountains

hell yeH

im surrounded by cows and corn

yes, it's pretty cool, we have like 50 ski resorts in the area, but for some reason the real estate is cheap af

Do you ski?

I snowboard a lot

hell yeah I dont lvie around any mountains but theres enough ski resorts where I can go

I wanna try some extreme stuff later on though

@Trash Squid is that ur bear?

@DustMustBust could you repeat all of that

@Hellhound6 i like skiing pretty much

if thats what you meant lol

*stops recording device* sure

this is getting fucked

Lmao

didnt u know were all fed here

You wouldn't happen to like shooting guns haha

Unless

I don't like this

It feels wrong

@Hellhound6

*writing merc walking into server*

*writing how I'm tired of USPS police keep coming late*

You guys, no one here glows as hard as those accusing others of fed posting. Dont meet up and share experiences and sentiments. We are much safer behind the computer

Lol it be like that

iT Be liKE tHAt

Oh god I'm so fucking drunk and I don't want to go back to Cali fuckin fornia.

Hey guys who wants to meet up? Dont trust @mcguyver123 has a fed.

has a fed?
so hes got a pet fed or sumthin

@Rogal Dorn The Autistic yeah he's got em locked in a basement minecraft server

Lol

Understandable

I need to crop it still

@Sir Harndes that's me

Early face reveal

Hell yeah

And that's me

I have the same nerf

I just dont have that corn dildo

<:lol:554425196283559938> I see your a man /k/culture @Sir Harndes

@FloperatorFatty join me

Theres enough bath bombs for both of us

And for bath bombs I mean C4 and thermite

What about bath salts

UwU @Sir Harndes

You mean the magic dust aka coke

<:lol:554425196283559938> marching powder make my bath feel high

^^^

You're a man of culture as well

@Trash Squid join us if u dare

Omw

<:lol:554425196283559938> one of us @Trash Squid

Lol wtf

I need more meme material

@FloperatorFatty

I'll share u some

Thanks

Hol up

I'm sorry if I wasn't as active my lifestyle been hectic lately

> <#554191468747816962>

> <#554220220512862247>

please guys. . .

Ops switching to that

Sorry boss

Happens - I can be pretty bad for it too

Images (and links, etc) that are contexually relevant are aight

But if we're just flooding and uploading memes. . . I mean. . . we gottachan fo dat ;P

👌

Ok thanks

Sawy

Fogib uwu

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