https://youtu.be/zJMt3pJwIhY

I need to find more Chetnik vids. and practice my singing cuz my voice sounds like ass

I read it wrong and saw "Armenian" and just started fucking laughing

Albanians are real?

Anyways I get to go to Zimbabwe this summer

*Mussolini wipes his forehead*

Wgat you guys drive, thats my 82 suburban

95 f150

Nice

It’s in perfect condition too

Thats rare.

Yea 1 owner

Ive also g9t a 95 camaro that started life as a v6

My grandpa found it he’s a car dealer

Nice man!

@queefburgler I figure the iroc-z is more your style

Hahaha

Everybody tells me that

I qctually love iroc zs

Just not that one

I swear to whoever smoked in the dorm building I hate them so fucking much right now

"just not that one"

Oh fuck the cops are here XD

Fr?

Haha!

I seen a lifted iroc too.... 50-omething Inch muddin tires in it...

Sounds like fun at your place paddy

Ive seen a couple like that. Here in abq, a guy has a lifted hearse with a 454 in it

Lol

Bruh motherfuckers can't just walk outside to smoke

4ight.

Smokes in building and sets alarm off

the dude's was a "custom" T-top with the glass and doors Removed at that like a wannabe jeep...

Also, mind yy, the guy has a tendency to skulk around the local hs even though he got bo kids

When ur in port au prince airport and the Haitian bomb dog hits on your bag

Wow.

He's one of "those" guys 🦀

Eeeeew

"Psssst, you legal yet?"

If it makes it worse, he always bunps either Prodigy or Fatboy Slim on his "custom sound system"

Aka, it's some shitty speakers he put together and strapped to the 'trunk' areas

I rarey see stereotypes that I DON'T wanna laugh at but fuuuuck man... he makes it impossible to take seriously

for the grace for the might of the lord...

For the land of the Holy

Ima triple k holagan

my uncle made me one

I'm too drunk to read this

Took me a bit to writ that t

I drive a wrx

How are y'all doin' tonight?

I'm well I'm with my in laws

My wife is always weird to me around them because I secretly think she likes them more

Havin' a good time?

Yeah I bought a 22lr pistol today so that's been fun to play with

They have land so I've been shooting it like a retard

Nice. I got my glock 19 and my tokarev with me

Nice I also own those guns

I have a 19 and A 19x

Where's your tokarev from? Mine's Romanian

Same

Ayyy

I bought a SiG Mosquito/GSG Firefly

Today

It's dumb and fun

Never had the pleasure of using one

It's a 22

I'm gonna shoot animals with it

Ah

Literally only bought to kill the animals i trap

Or for finishing shots when hunting

Makes sense

Also I bought a bunch of 22lr ammo a year ago on accident when I didn't have a gun to shoot it

So instead of getting rid of the ammo

I bought a gun to shoot it with

Sounds like a problem solved lol

Yeah I'm happy

fuck me

i might work 48 h straight

so who wants to share any tips how not to die during my shift?

You'll need either coffee or energy drinks, snacks, and something constructive to keep your mind busy like a book or game

Energy drinks: rip its are my preference, your choice of tobacco but dip works good, caffine pills, shitty easily stored and eaten/cooked food, and a metric ton of self hatred

The fuck is a "testicular powow"

@DAnteForneus Ranger speed.... Mix coke with instant coffee and gunpowder, and snort til your heart's content

tadah, more awake than OJ Simpson in a bronco onna highway

^

That works too

Adapt
Improvise
Overcome

When u wanna chill with Helga but some guy put a wall around your town

@One Shot Paddy With all due respect... Why so god damn scrawny?

Idk

I would be worse but I’m pretty active

@One Shot Paddy Ever try calisthenics?

What

Not sure if I spelled it right

What’s that again