Fucking rip

<:Oof:554426230724755456>

^mood

I'm getting a bunch of tats after I get through Parris Island

All within regulation, of course

And then when I'm out of the military, it's full sleeves on both arms, back and chest

Just don't go full moto

One of the main ones I want. Minus the ohm in the black piece

Or something inspired by this

Well I'm gonna get A Marine Corps tat but I'm not gonna get a bunch

All the ones I want are purposeful in meaning

Religious symbols, stuff relating to my personal views, at least one or two are gonna be tributes to friends, etc

I'm tracking

...I'm not saying that's me...but

I got a US Flag on one shoulder and the FOX unit patch from Metal Gear Solid on the other

for my tattoos

I dig it

Fuck me i think i got a job as IT in military

Could be worse

Congrats

Thanks i need to start somewhere and this is my best bet

Do you know roughly what you'll be doing yet

Basically help desk shit at first after some time when they will know i'm fucking dumb databeses

Gotcha

Shit some random girl did a drawing of me

Well burried my woman's grandfather got to present the flag to her aunt

May he rest in peace

Indeed

😂 😂 😂

Well, I just sent my Gunny my top 3 picks for MOS'

First choice is 4500, then a Mechanic field MOS preferably in cars and trucks, and then finally 0400

@Trash Squid bruh

Spell check lmao

wut i do

listen here i'm either drunk or in the smoke pit when i'm making most of my art

its good content i just can't spell so good

Could be worse

You could be making terrible art too

@Trash Squid I'm giving you shit

What's up bois?

@Hellhound6 Lol ik man

Just woke up

bois

I approve

Well boys

I got the call from my Gunny

A contract for combat camera opened up

I'm shipping on June 17th with validation on the 5th

Good luck my man

me and my infantry friend like going to various arma larper milsim units on discord or teamspeak and trolling them

asking for JAG or IG or truck driver

it's fun

Wtf lol

Lmfao

Grass hut shitter. Wut?

Welcome to the server lol

Would you like smoking, or non-smoking?

Just kidding, it's pretty much all smoking and alcohol friendly

The whole place is smoking it's just a courtesy question

One big smoke pit

For God's sake man.... save yourself.... before its too late...

Also just made this

Oh shit, me

I want to make this a flag

There are companies that you can send designs to and they'll print you a flag

If I make some patriotic merch you guys want some flags and patches etc

Wanna make a moons out goons out patch

Is that even a fucking question? *Duh* we do

Ight bet

I'll get on it, have my fiancee draw up some concept art

Also rescued a new cat things sweet as hell

A Moons out goons out patch would be something I'd wear with prife

*pride

Same goon gang

@Trash Squid I used to rock the claymore patch "front towards enemy" bout as moto as I got lol

Also yes

I like moto shit tbh

Youre gonna be such a boot

Not THAT much

Yes that much

Love u buddy

Love u too boo

Moto?

Motivational shit

Real stereotypical type stuff

Don't tread on me patches, other shit like that

Get some patches with .50 cal machineguns on em

Basically when you catch the big gey

Ahhhh

And are proud

Pretty much

Don’t give gays a bad name like that

Motos way more annoying

*glares at minuteman patch*

Yeah that's moto af

Still love it

Lmao

I'm fine with the big gey if that's how it be lol

My rule is, as long as you're self aware it's not completely cringy

Just don't go full motard

Never go full motard

@AKAlexei you won’t go full motard no balls

I do not smoke, but darn it, I love good'ol whiskey

Fuck you

Don't say that shit to me man

It's not even attached to anything. Bought it a while ago and never put it on anything.

You know I have a problem with dstes

*dares

It’s on the table

Pick it up or walk away

Claymore patch, jolly Roger and an od green flag

That was it

>mfw

BLYAT

Dont forget the Molon Labe patch

Oh hell no

no

Fuck that

I'm cringy but not that cringy

Feels braw

No skull masks?

God dammit Merc

.... I've got one

You guys haven't caught the big gey

You and your ecofash aesthetic xD

Get fuckkeddddd

Lmfao

I have at least one somewhere

Fuck yeah ecogang

I just moved so its probably buried

See he gets it

Murdering litterers is my shit

Mandatory edgy pic

I approve of the above

(Got bored earlier today)

The fuck did you do to your camera for that one

I have some video editing software

Basic bitch level shit but it works

I am a slavshitfag what can I say

Eat this

So is my homie

@Hellhound6 I have the actual eco fash aesthetic one though

The one alllll the fucking larpers where

Lel

Typically I just rock an American flag bandana

Full murica, huh?

Totally

Anyone up to jump in voice chat? We never use it

My autism

Fuck it

I'll hop in

Fuck I'll pass this time. My entire job is speaking so my voice is shot

Shit is that a mythossaur skull on your vest?

Which chat? Trenches, Barracks, or Galley?

Yes

Kandosii

I want

Welcome to Hell, would you like a seat or a booth

He's just some gey I know

Ignore him

Is there anyone in the server that isnt gey in one way or another?

Everyone has the big gey

But he has it the most

The Almighty gey?

Yes

Contagious?

Shit, why is he a trench digger?

Needs to be quarinted

Purge the unclean

I'm stealing that...er I mean liberating

Over my dead body

BRING IT

Oh what the fuck is that

Missle being fired from a ship

I see

ALDERAN WAS AN INSIDE JOB

LASERS CANT PENETRATE A PLANETS CORE

STORMTROOPERS CANT SHOOT FOR SHIT ANYWAY

*They'll never see us coming*

Oh fuck that would make a good post

Look I'm semi-helpful

Jesus H Christ I leave y’all alone for an afternoon and I come back to slavaboo shit and moto boot patches. @Trash Squid OAF has a lot of moons out goons out shit.

Big rip

I told you they were boot as fuck

So fucking boot

I'm a broke college student joining the military for his degree. I am a Norse pagan. My girlfriend is having a baby. My haircut and clothing are so in regulation, I could be a poster boy for the Marines. I volunteer for shit. I am... the most interesting boot in the world

You’re literally the most average boot in the world.

That's... that's the joke

So apparently most of the 4500 MOS schools are at Fort Meade

Itll be nice being so close to home

Ha

But my girlfriend's mom had a bad reaction to hearing that phrase; fort meade

I take it that it's not a great place to get stationed?

Nah homie lol. It’s absolutely shit

Eh. It's a short train ride home anyway

I'm gonna try not to complain

Fuck

Well I'll just make my fuck around and find out flag

Good morning, america

And a happy birthday to me

Happy b day

Thanks brother

@AKAlexei only fegs have birtdays

Happy birthday

Thanks man

Happy birth day @AKAlexei

Thanks man, much appreciated

Happy birthday

Thanks steve

The shit that goes on in my unit

Lol

Also, Gunny called me up this morning

Said that he got me the contract but I may not be shipping on the 17th because some bullshit went down with another recruit and they're trying to get him to ship ASAP

Made in America, the price is.... 17.76. Some mother fucker out there is really proud of themselves

Oh, I'm sure

Lmao

Expert doctor right here bois

I'll give it a 9/10 is it still functional?

Yes

Dont be a dumbass and not wear gloves when digging up a garden plot

10/10 would be a dumb ass and not wear gloves

When the fuck did I stop being a Trenchdigger

When you became the big gey

Oooooh

One of us

One of us

One of us

SHARK BAIT OOOHAHA

Lol

I hate to admit it, but I still chant that shit

Same

Good fucking PT today

I pounded enough water to drown a camel

And I feel amazing