Jesus H Christ I leave y’all alone for an afternoon and I come back to slavaboo shit and moto boot patches. @Trash Squid OAF has a lot of moons out goons out shit.

Big rip

I told you they were boot as fuck

So fucking boot

I'm a broke college student joining the military for his degree. I am a Norse pagan. My girlfriend is having a baby. My haircut and clothing are so in regulation, I could be a poster boy for the Marines. I volunteer for shit. I am... the most interesting boot in the world

You’re literally the most average boot in the world.

That's... that's the joke

So apparently most of the 4500 MOS schools are at Fort Meade

Itll be nice being so close to home

Ha

But my girlfriend's mom had a bad reaction to hearing that phrase; fort meade

I take it that it's not a great place to get stationed?

Nah homie lol. It’s absolutely shit

Eh. It's a short train ride home anyway

I'm gonna try not to complain

Fuck

Well I'll just make my fuck around and find out flag

Good morning, america

And a happy birthday to me

Happy b day

Thanks brother

@AKAlexei only fegs have birtdays

Happy birthday

Thanks man

Happy birth day @AKAlexei

Thanks man, much appreciated

Happy birthday

Thanks steve

The shit that goes on in my unit

Lol

Also, Gunny called me up this morning

Said that he got me the contract but I may not be shipping on the 17th because some bullshit went down with another recruit and they're trying to get him to ship ASAP

Made in America, the price is.... 17.76. Some mother fucker out there is really proud of themselves

Oh, I'm sure

Lmao

Expert doctor right here bois

I'll give it a 9/10 is it still functional?

Yes

Dont be a dumbass and not wear gloves when digging up a garden plot