I'm stealing that...er I mean liberating

Over my dead body

BRING IT

Oh what the fuck is that

Missle being fired from a ship

I see

ALDERAN WAS AN INSIDE JOB

LASERS CANT PENETRATE A PLANETS CORE

STORMTROOPERS CANT SHOOT FOR SHIT ANYWAY

*They'll never see us coming*

Oh fuck that would make a good post

Look I'm semi-helpful

Jesus H Christ I leave y’all alone for an afternoon and I come back to slavaboo shit and moto boot patches. @Trash Squid OAF has a lot of moons out goons out shit.

Big rip

I told you they were boot as fuck

So fucking boot

I'm a broke college student joining the military for his degree. I am a Norse pagan. My girlfriend is having a baby. My haircut and clothing are so in regulation, I could be a poster boy for the Marines. I volunteer for shit. I am... the most interesting boot in the world

You’re literally the most average boot in the world.

That's... that's the joke

So apparently most of the 4500 MOS schools are at Fort Meade

Itll be nice being so close to home

Ha

But my girlfriend's mom had a bad reaction to hearing that phrase; fort meade

I take it that it's not a great place to get stationed?

Nah homie lol. It’s absolutely shit

Eh. It's a short train ride home anyway

I'm gonna try not to complain

Fuck

Well I'll just make my fuck around and find out flag

Good morning, america

And a happy birthday to me

Happy b day

Thanks brother

@AKAlexei only fegs have birtdays

Happy birthday

Thanks man

Happy birth day @AKAlexei

Thanks man, much appreciated