Eh. It's a short train ride home anyway

I'm gonna try not to complain

Fuck

Well I'll just make my fuck around and find out flag

Good morning, america

And a happy birthday to me

Happy b day

Thanks brother

@AKAlexei only fegs have birtdays

Happy birthday

Thanks man

Happy birth day @AKAlexei

Thanks man, much appreciated

Happy birthday

Thanks steve

The shit that goes on in my unit

Lol

Also, Gunny called me up this morning

Said that he got me the contract but I may not be shipping on the 17th because some bullshit went down with another recruit and they're trying to get him to ship ASAP

Made in America, the price is.... 17.76. Some mother fucker out there is really proud of themselves

Oh, I'm sure

Lmao

Expert doctor right here bois

I'll give it a 9/10 is it still functional?

Yes

Dont be a dumbass and not wear gloves when digging up a garden plot

10/10 would be a dumb ass and not wear gloves

When the fuck did I stop being a Trenchdigger

When you became the big gey

Oooooh

One of us

One of us

One of us

SHARK BAIT OOOHAHA

Lol

I hate to admit it, but I still chant that shit

Same

Good fucking PT today

I pounded enough water to drown a camel

And I feel amazing