reminder that jesus christ, son of god smoked WEED

remember: jesus christ was NAZBOL

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Oosh my guy

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Don't pick on the 'bread" !!! what are you a racist????? these wubable pibs were used as nannies ya know, they burped babies and changed diapers for gosh sakes !!!

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PEE IS STORED IN THE BALLS

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Bump

Now that the shooting is settled be gotta get back to the PQ

More people die from pits than this shooting

In a year

@Broseph Lmao someone did it, beautiful

Doesnt care about no fucking THOTS

I dunno some of em are probably ok

cant imagine that being his highschool class too white so I dunno what it is

leadership institute?

Something at BU I think

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Too soon?

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no

Calm down, I'm sure Spencer or Destiny could explain the ethics behind it lol.

**Your in-game name:**

*Okfig*

You can look at all my previous in-game names

**What timezone are you in?**

(UTC-5:00) or Eastern Standard Time.

**What country do you live in?**

United States of America.

**What languages do you speak?**

I'm 100% fluent in English, 80% fluent in Spanish, & 65% fluent in Norwegian.

**Do you have the necessary means of capturing evidence? (i.e. recording software, screenshots, etc)**

Yes.
I use Bandicam and Camtasia for recording & Gyazo for taking screenshots.

**Why do you think you should become a mod?**

I've been dedicated to this server for over 3 years and as much as some of you guys dislike me or still hold grudges towards me, I still have always wanted another chance to help the server.

I previously left the server because I got permanently banned for being rude, disrespectful, and obnoxious, but I can firmly assure you that I am not the person I was 3 months ago.

I have a few traits I'd like to go into detail with, but this means that you can't see the world friendly and think back to the old me and automatically assume I am not friendly. If you're going to have an honest response then I advise that you read all of these paragraphs thoroughly.

**I am Responsible.** Being an 12th grader means a lot of work and not just homework. Colleges look for service learning hours and volunteer related work when reading applications. Last summer I began working at my local animal shelter and I have racked up a whopping total of 42 hours. Working at the shelter does not mean standing in the corner and throwing mouse toys at kittens, or throwing sticks for dogs, it is a lot more complicated then you would think. I volunteer for about 2 hours a day, twice a week, after school. I am the highest volunteer rank, which is the 'Mentor' rank, which means I am in charge of making sure the people who visit the shelter are comfortable. I spend my time checking cages and making sure water and food bowels are full, writing reviews about the animals I spend time with, making sure other volunteers who are younger have a complete understanding of the work they need to do, and helping the administrators figure out problems. This job takes a ton of responsibility. If I don't alert a staff member that a litter of puppies is not drinking their water, or that a cat can't open his/her eyes, or that a pregnant dog isn't acting properly, then something could happen and it could partially be my fault. This job has pushed me to act more mature and to be more responsible.

**I am Organized.** Once again, I am in the hardest year of High-School, my Junior year. I'm pretty good at making lists and memorizing stuff that I need to get done. '

**I am Friendly.** We all have our bad days and I am pretty sure a fair share of you guys have seen me at my worse. It's been a while since I've been muted on forums or in-game for disrespect. Instead of being obnoxious and looking for more ways to generate attention, I've been gaining the same amount of attention by helping people. I will admit that sometimes I say stuff I shouldn't, but most of the time that isn't the case. If you're still concerned that I am actually a horrible person you can go ask a moderator to check my recent bans and warnings on both the forums and on the server.

**I am Experienced.** Over the 5 or so years since I've downloaded Minecraft, I have served as staff on about 4 servers. During most of my experiences I was a moderator or a guard. I've only had two solid runs with Administrator and Staff Manager, and quite frankly that seems too stressful. I'm almost 17 and if I couldn't handle the pressure on here when I was 14 as a moderator, then I sure hope that I can handle it now. I was very fragile and shy when I first got promoted. I based half of my actions off of "Will they like me?" or "What if they get mad?", but right now I am about 30 times more mature than my 14 year old self who couldn't even handle the slightest rude comment. Basically because of my experience, I won't need someone to explain to me all the forum commands and the in-game commands. "Did you not like get demoted for abusing commands?", and the answer is yes, my demotion was partially because I abused some commands at the wrong time. Ok anyways, I am really experienced and I think that's good.

:smilingimp:

**How long can you be active on the server everyday?**

Up to 4 hours a day depending on homework or outside work.

**How long have you been playing Mineverse?**

October 2013.

**Have you ever been banned in the past? (Forums & In-game)**

I haven't been banned or warned in-game for quite a while, but click here for a site that'll let you check for my previous punishments.

**Do you have any past experience as a moderator?**

I'm an ex-moderator from this server but it has been a very very long time. I had a really short experience partly due to my own stupidity and partly to people I won't be naming. I was demoted after a month for a handful of reasons, I have no idea where any of those threads are but if you want to go look for one, go ahead please.

I also moderated a fairly large server that is currently well-known for its Walking Dead themed adventure world. I applied around October 2015 and I was accepted. I resigned around March 2016 because of personal reasons.

I moderated and ended up being promoted to Staff Manager on a fairly small donation based server. There were about 25 players a day. I resigned because the owner did nothing to contribute.

Finally, I moderated a larger private Roleplay server that had over 500 players a day. I went from Helper to Moderator to Head-Moderator to Administrator. The owner of the server shut it down after a year because she couldn't fund it anymore.

Those are all my experiences that I can remember.
If you don't believe me.. then sorry because I don't have any existing proof as of now that any of those happened.

**Do you meet all Mineverse's requirements for staff listed below? Yes/No**
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**Do you have 50 Post Count?**

Yes.

**Do you have Two Factor Authentication set up?**

Yes.

**Have you had 2 Weeks registered on the Mineverse forums?**

Yes.

**Do you have Skype and Teamspeak 3 for offline communication?**

Yes I'm a social butterfly haha.

Kek

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@Emily Marry me?

Sorry I'm waiting till marriage to get married

Damn.

@Emily What if we wait till marriage to get to marriage?

Oh yeah then that's fine

@Emily Awesome, I'll send you my dox and my credit card info and you can buy tickets to move here. ^.^

Thanks that awesome I won't use all the money to buy bubble gum and cotton candy scented shampoo

Oooo, That sounds like a good use of my credit card tho. Maybe after you've moved.

@Emily Can I have your dad's skype? I gotta ask him first.

@🎭🎵 My favorite quote is "when I was a young boy" and it goes on for like 2 more minutes after that

@Emily is that a reference to a JC song?

@Papa Berb wtf