ON THE OTHER HAND HOWEVER

https://twitter.com/prwhittle/status/1022081680708907008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFRIJpU1k3A

there should be loudspeakers at the mexican border blasting this into border towns all night long

my boy curly over here

knows whats up

curly knows whats cookin

nice

bro i just got a FAT package on the porch

christ

@OwenR be like "atticus finch was the good guy!"

i have tkam for school probably 5 times

i mean im in high school and i still have to read this book

the next book we read was about a jamaican athiest immigrant that falls in love with a asian boy and then gets deported

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you guys need to stop with that nigger lover stuff smh

how to pass any US english or history class: memorize TKAMB and diary of anne frank

This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average"This one time in middle school when I was at a sleepover with my best friend i showed him my penis to compare (making sure it was average) he told me it was average i dont want a big dick. girls have told me big dicks can hurt them and mine didnt so thats good
3.5 is average. I had sex with a girl and the first words out of her mouth when i whipped it out were "dont worry thats pretty average" "wow it's cute!" she says as i unzip dick

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1021773015326105600

brave

sure it's not because you're jewish?

okay now this is epic

someone please call the epic department

hmm

My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you.

Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"?

I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.

My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you.

Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"?

I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.

This package weights like 200 pounds what the fook

what did you order

probably a bomb

Epic

just tire flip that shit

I didn't order shit i think it was my mom

https://twitter.com/ICEgov/status/1022189993786318848

if i lived in texas ill join ice

Remember when that *journalist* tried to accuse that disabled between ice agent of being a neonazi because he had a irom cross tattoo

college education or prior law enforecement experience

lol he was a vet with no legs

(((jewrnalist)))

it wasnt even an iron cross not that it matters

Oh

it was a us navy cross i think

i thought it was soarry

even if it was

the iron cross isnt a fuggin nazi symbol

this seem like god investment opportunity

Iron Cross is a historic German symbol. Some people try and link it to the Nazis, and in some contexts I guess, but it's definitely not a Nazi symbol

what he fails to mention is that the kingdom of suad is under attack by all the nations of the world

mao

sure

we are making peace with spain

and Iran is getting fucked up

the iron cross has catholic tuetonic roots

Joe is a stupid old boomer faggot who dosent know how to spend his money

buy Aramco

The Iron Cross is still printed on a lot of German military vehicles to this day
Though as an award I don't believe they've issued it since WWII

they still have it

nigger killing fuel

has a blue outline i think

is bang french

The swashtika was peak aesthetic

i dont think so that was the 4 of july drink

we will outlast them

34 people

That's a big reserve

Better up your conscription laws

Saudi Arabia will rule all

thier based in fl

Is that an game

in the words of a great thinker and poet "We the best"

@Nakura ye

its called Power

https://oppressive.games/power/

Found it

Power is chad

(Actually I think it's mildly mediocre, the last round or whatever was so broken that I haven't played this one)

noooo apu

Power is trash but I play it to own the libs

I memeber a game that was similar where it made up stories about your nation

HANK AZARIA
DON'T STEP DOWN
APU WAS GREAT

Actually I don't care about The Simpsons since like 1998 or something

@Nakura NationStates?

Totally different

Yes

It is an utter shit vidya

you were alive in 1998? what are you a boomer or something

where the fuck are your bitches monster

🍆 💦 🍑

MODS

no porn wtf

MODS

what porn

not allowed!

Delete your account.

I don't know who that is but he looks chad

Bloatmaxx

Cro-Magnon mindset

Grug

anyone try the papa john donut holes

me have mindset of furry man

i tried your mom's hole

LOOOOOOOL

gotem

I dont eat corporate food

excuse me sweaty

I grow my own food, and raise my own livestock cause im not a fucking neet

lmao what

Fucking degenerate consumers

have secks with ur livestock

my eggplants arer growing larger

ill keep my taco bell

Do you even live on a ranch

Oh god

Not trad at all

f u ck

what do you mean?

my tradition is taco bell

so im trad

>stilling following the city juden

Oy vey goy, $2 for the road please

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MODS

methj

methj

methj

I bet you buy your clothes from a corporate merchant

prrrrrrrrrrrrrooooobllem???????

I buy all clothes from st ore

i bet you make clothes from the cotten you have and have niggers pick it

>2018
>not weaving your own clothing like a male

are u trolling us

jajajajajajajajajaja

Partly

fUCK

Some of those ultra trad faggots are so aids

They all like muh 1800s clothing is superior

Or talk about how they built a shitty cabin themseleves

🍑 💦 🍆

MODS

@Nakura building a cabin isn't aids u faggot

that's me with cortez

wtf

fukin nerd

goddaamiit guys please stop my mom checks diskord

MOOOOODSOSOSOS

My mom isnt allowed to use the computer

She’s a woman, why does she need the computer

She only allowed to do methj

@OwenR bofa was talking shit about you

@Jbruh what ? Where ?

@Deleted User fugma

@Punished Scaredd ligma

fugma ass bitch

@Deleted User graba told me to tell u something

Huh?

wuuuut????

What

what

@Deleted User

Whats the message

Men

@Joe the boomer showed cortez nudes on the daily braap last night

MODS

BAN

@Deleted User nothing

i shidded :DDD

@powerpuff boy

@Metaphysical Monarchist did you see what I sent ?

No

Nigger

looolllol

Real groundbreaking stuff right here

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441068168845197334/471753174961618963/tempFileForShare_20180725-145826.jpg

@Metaphysical Monarchist

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/402354953462743040/471746599186464769/N.jpg

@powerpuff boy lol she definitely didn’t read them

@Metaphysical Monarchist "I fucking love science "

science is fak, Jesus Christ ==real

Pepe

Lmaooooo

you think those milkers would remain in a socialist HELLHOLE joe??

shut up incel

NAZBOL GANG

volcel*

volcels are chads

tbh tbh

IS THAT A FUGGIN HOOKA PIPE

She half nikid

^ <:virgin:402360028528377868>

Okay, this is epic.

Nakura why are you never here

Cause i work 8-5

And when i get home I fuck your mom

I work 9-5 , no excuse

And when I get home , i suck your girlfriends toes

Idk really, im on like an hour b4 the show usually

Next mass shooter we hoax it as destiny

lmaoooooo

Itd be legend

Too easy

Exactly

Just like your mom

I'm a Christian so I decline to comment further on your girlfriends beautiful feet

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/424310552538382337/471770946739634196/1523485354315.gif?width=136&height=150

LMAO " science "

SCIENCE BITCH

Science is for jew niggers

Real man only needs the Bible

I'm crying, it's all a joke , every single one last bit of it

Correctomundo

whag happens if u don't eat lanch for a year

i never eat lunch in school

Yeah same

only a bag of chips and a granola bar

for the whole day

how did those potato skins turn out

then ate when i got out of school

i dumped them for CURLYS PORK

Dinner is for chads, brunch for fags

SANDWICH

LEGEND OF CURLY

you should have to be at least 18 to post here

woo

AMERICAN SUCCESS STORY

excuse me

AND ITS REALLY GOOD