No I need slumber

wtf

Wow

wow

ebic

did u have a late night

No I am a nocturnal worker

I do what I do during the nights usually

But today I'm having trouble sleeping

Oh

that's ruff

Bruh more cops

what's ur job

Night watchman at a college

uwu

Seinfeld sucks

!!!!

I have a 14 hour shift starting at 10

I need SLEEP

It's incredible how blacks can't spell even at a post college level

They are really fucking dumb

Slep now!!!

I've been trying for like over an hour but I just toss and turn

Yeah i feel ya

that happens to me sometimes

I could just nap on the job.

No!

NIGGERS NAP ON THE JOB

GET TO WORK SOLDIER

Nah it's chill. No one will know

where u work

I just said

Night watchman at a college

And it's empty now.

hmmf

Got any scary stories

You don't have my approval to sleep on job

A couple.

tweakers?

The place is spooky at night

is it a old college

Dogright is still best dog twitter

SEE ANY GHOSTS?

GOBLINS?

GHOULS?

Just one tweaker who I saw crawl under a bus and lay there for 15 minutes before sprinting into the local reserve.

Lmao

I asked yesterday whomst was watching the watch dogs

some tweaker got kicked out of the Wendy's i was at yesterdau

Still have no idea what this was. Third floor old convent wing. No security lights on that floor, only red exit lights.

ahhhh

that's spooky

are you the only one

Yeah its a certificate college; mostly nursing and such.

alphonsus all alone with the GHOULS

Only three buildings to patrol, no dorms.

All commuter students.

Do you like listen to music or something

I would be freaked out if I just sat there silent

I watch movies, smoke cigarettes, do patrols.

do you have any *weapons*

I watched the Babadook the other night. Scary movie

fuck why would you watch that while in there?

Cheap crappy baton and a radio.

are u armed

So no.

show up with a SAW

that would just be funny

Some guy from a distance just takes a picture of some college security guard with a big fucking lmg

I'm not allowed to bring in my own due to company liability.

do they *want* you to die????

stay hydrated

I mean the doors are all locked.

I'd have to let someone in to be at risk.

Or be out having a smoke lol

Tonight I'm gonna do a scary movie marathon till around 8 or 9 am

That's like 10 hours of movies, with some patrols thrown in.

Nigger watch anime not spooky shit

Why Spike your anxiety so you hair trigger kill a nigga instead feel good and happy

https://youtu.be/z3Wtpywp9Bg

This is so fucking funny

lol

wew

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That kid is fucking useless

what is it

what did he do

@Alphonsus yo

That's a haunting bro

It gets murkier. That blue thing for lack of a better word, had me researching a bit during some down time,

the order of sisters that started the original academy?

Blue Nuns. Daughters of St. Paul.

I'm unafraid, I don't really believe in ghosts.

I mean if they're nuns they'd probably be friendly anyways

Just don't sin or they'll scold you

If I ever die I want a viking funeral

>ever

I got news for you

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