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2018-05-25 19:19:15 UTC

<:lmaoJUST:402622080719519744>

2018-05-25 19:19:16 UTC

1/5 college kids have an std

2018-05-25 19:19:33 UTC

Never buy a woman a drink

2018-05-25 19:19:47 UTC

I DIDN'T BUY HER A DRINK!

2018-05-25 19:19:49 UTC

never go to a bar with women in it

2018-05-25 19:19:53 UTC

sounds like a shit bar

2018-05-25 19:20:09 UTC

Sounds like you did oversuit

2018-05-25 19:20:34 UTC

<:smug:402400327313391616>

2018-05-25 19:21:41 UTC

She was pretty cool and we danced for a lil. She was pretty ๐Ÿ‘Œ. If she wasn't a thot she would have been ideal tbh.

2018-05-25 19:22:15 UTC

My favorite part about being a catholic is that I will never have to go to a bar and dance because I do not need to pick up women there like every other fella

2018-05-25 19:22:23 UTC

you doing it regardless its very strange

2018-05-25 19:22:45 UTC

Imagine dancing to "THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG"

2018-05-25 19:22:49 UTC

TAKE BACK MY LIFE SONG

2018-05-25 19:23:41 UTC

Nah, Music was pretty good tbh. DJ so it was pretty lit tbh.

Showing off to the homies for the most part and dutch courage.

2018-05-25 19:24:15 UTC

THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG

2018-05-25 19:24:16 UTC

Only thing I could imagine being boogie worthy is get down by lil' Jon and the Eastside boys

2018-05-25 19:24:22 UTC

TAKE BACK MY LIFE SONG

2018-05-25 19:24:23 UTC

and white girls just dont get down like that ๐Ÿ™„

2018-05-25 19:25:47 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8LUd51IuiA it got turnt when he played this he brought up the beat and remixed it a little bit. 15 odd people dancing ironically. One dude was fucking dancing like a chad.

2018-05-25 19:26:21 UTC

Nigga this is shit

2018-05-25 19:26:28 UTC

Not enough Western bars out there anymore

2018-05-25 19:26:36 UTC

It was supposed to be.

2018-05-25 19:27:05 UTC

Too many rap songs on in the bars nowadays

2018-05-25 19:27:06 UTC

Nigga were you grinding on a bitch

2018-05-25 19:27:11 UTC

Not enough brad paisley celebrity

2018-05-25 19:29:04 UTC

When youโ€™re a celebrity

2018-05-25 19:29:08 UTC

Itโ€™s adios reality

2018-05-25 19:29:12 UTC

Not really. We were chest to chest for a lil bit and the DJ played some random Ballad so we had our arms around each other neck.

2018-05-25 19:29:13 UTC

You can act just like a fool

2018-05-25 19:29:18 UTC

And people think youโ€™re cool

2018-05-25 19:29:23 UTC

Just cause youโ€™re on tv

2018-05-25 19:29:43 UTC

How does one enjoying doing stuff like that smh

2018-05-25 19:29:47 UTC

with some random woman

2018-05-25 19:29:55 UTC

people just do it to get laid

2018-05-25 19:29:57 UTC

About 5 glasses of wine.

2018-05-25 19:30:01 UTC

DEGENERATE

2018-05-25 19:30:25 UTC

I prayed for forgiveness this morning.

2018-05-25 19:30:35 UTC

nigga dont act like you were being virtuous you probably didnt fuck her cuz you wouldnt be able to get it up

2018-05-25 19:30:38 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ค

2018-05-25 19:30:49 UTC

Congratulations you played yourself

2018-05-25 19:31:03 UTC

This is a sick chat today

2018-05-25 19:31:12 UTC

Where are my anti-circs at

2018-05-25 19:31:24 UTC

Here king โœŠ

2018-05-25 19:32:07 UTC

Youโ€™re a good man

2018-05-25 19:32:24 UTC

The normalization Of male mutilation must be fought

2018-05-25 19:32:43 UTC

YAAAAAAAASSSSSS ๐Ÿ‘

2018-05-25 19:33:05 UTC

I need to make an anti circumcision video soon

2018-05-25 19:33:17 UTC

I can get it up for your mom so I can get it up for her.

2018-05-25 19:33:19 UTC

<:dab:402362224527671306>

2018-05-25 19:33:20 UTC

Team up with greg

2018-05-25 19:33:29 UTC

Gregโ€™s a great man

2018-05-25 19:33:33 UTC

And very well informed

2018-05-25 19:33:39 UTC

hes being an ironybro hiding

2018-05-25 19:33:46 UTC

No u

2018-05-25 19:33:48 UTC

he wants our children raped

2018-05-25 19:33:51 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ก

2018-05-25 19:33:52 UTC

I believe he studies circumcision for a living

2018-05-25 19:33:57 UTC

Yea

2018-05-25 19:34:01 UTC

Pretty much

2018-05-25 19:34:18 UTC

Can you get a phd in baby dick skin

2018-05-25 19:34:39 UTC

Greg one time went after a MILF then saw her in the morning without her foreskin wrinkle cream and that made him start the anti circ movement

2018-05-25 19:34:47 UTC

Who has seen my tide pod video

2018-05-25 19:35:09 UTC

Gregโ€™s a pioneer

2018-05-25 19:37:04 UTC

Greg is yo momma

2018-05-25 19:37:28 UTC

Goopy gappy glippy glop

2018-05-25 19:37:31 UTC

sloppin gluppin

2018-05-25 19:37:40 UTC

bluppin wuffin

2018-05-25 19:37:44 UTC

slip slop doopy sloop

2018-05-25 19:37:51 UTC

glunk glack glip glunk gluck

2018-05-25 19:38:02 UTC

imagine a big ole goop of glop

2018-05-25 19:38:06 UTC

slopping infront of you

2018-05-25 19:38:16 UTC

big ole glop of gloop

2018-05-25 19:38:39 UTC

gluppin around

2018-05-25 19:38:58 UTC

Well said

2018-05-25 19:39:14 UTC

When youโ€™re a celebrity

2018-05-25 19:39:24 UTC

Itโ€™s adios reality

2018-05-25 19:39:30 UTC

You can act just like a fool

2018-05-25 19:39:35 UTC

And people think youโ€™re cool

2018-05-25 19:39:44 UTC

Just cause youโ€™re on tv

2018-05-25 19:40:03 UTC

i already live in another universe

2018-05-25 19:40:17 UTC

I can throw a major fit

2018-05-25 19:40:23 UTC

If my latte isnโ€™t just how I like it

2018-05-25 19:43:02 UTC

lmao

2018-05-25 19:43:19 UTC

i think the monitors at the gas pumps at this speedway im at

2018-05-25 19:43:22 UTC

are playing fox news

2018-05-25 19:43:40 UTC

what type of orwellian world is this

2018-05-25 19:44:40 UTC

Gas pump monitors should only show Seinfeld

2018-05-25 19:45:13 UTC

gas pump monitors should only play world peace

2018-05-25 19:45:54 UTC

gas pump monitors should only play gregorian chant

2018-05-25 19:45:58 UTC

Some guy just truck of peaced 3 people like 5 blocks from me. Holy shit

2018-05-25 19:46:03 UTC

Cops are speeding by

2018-05-25 19:47:04 UTC
2018-05-25 19:47:17 UTC

eg

2018-05-25 19:47:37 UTC

I can't sleep :(

2018-05-25 19:47:48 UTC

what time is it

2018-05-25 19:47:55 UTC

3:47 pm

2018-05-25 19:48:15 UTC

r u napping

2018-05-25 19:48:16 UTC

And I need sleep.

2018-05-25 19:48:24 UTC

Hey

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