I couldn't stand to talk to her passed 20 minutes

thats every woman

she kept gossiping about people I don't know nor care about

you dont need to listen at all

in fact listening makes you a beta

If you can't stand talking to her you're wasting your time @Alphonsus

And then she'd get mad at me for ignoring her

dude youre such a faggot

Exactly which is why I cut it off after a bit

her getting mad is a shit test

My gf and I spoke for four hours solid on our first, practically blind coffee date

never care what a woman thinks

if she is constantly mad at you that means you win

I don't care, I don't even want a girlfriend. I don't even want to get married.

SO WHY ARENT YOU FUCKING HER

GAY

I want to go back to the seminary, that's why.

Why don't you??

you mean the semenary <:trolled:437512288438714368>

@NormanLord what the fuck did you guys talk about

For 4 hours

Need to finish my degree. Finish what I started.

finish the fight

Me and my chick had a deaf date

@Deleted User where we came from, our families, hobbies, people we both knew, can't remember the exact details, neither of our minds were actually on the conversation

@brohiemchillsef she deaf?

Ideal tbh, just pretend you don't see the sign language

imagine having a deaf gf so you never had to fucking talk to her

No it's like a blind date except I don't listen to her speak and mumble unintelligibly because I'm way too drunk

Hehehe

how does one set up a date to show up drunk to

Uber

Train

Oh that was the other thing, that chick was only 18 so she couldn't drink

not the logistics

Felt like a cradle robber

how does a girl accept a proposal like that

hey lets hang out except im gonna be plastered

Alphaness

Dab on women

@NormanLord so you dragged out the topics

No its was pretty organic

We're both chatty people

And she's fairly sharp so I didn't have to explain things in any great detail

The woman's rights movement and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

I had an olfactory date with my chick

That's when you wait for her to get off the excercise bike and then sniff the seat

I just started with basic questions like "why did you pick genetics as a degree, what part of the county are you from, oh do you know xyz so etc etc"

Not all girls like talkative men

So you do you

the best way to tell how hot a woman is? the 5k thought experiment

just got a fucking condom ad on spotify

would you lick up into her junk after she ran a 5k? if yes, she's a smokeshow

if not, she's not hot

i guess there are no hot women

sounds like youve got low T

All that being said, Americans are famously reserved on a personal level even while being obnoxiously loud and over expressive by European standards, so you're dealing with alien creatures compared to me @Deleted User

Yea low t

5k isn't even that bad tbh

If you like shaved women you're a pedo

Just a sweaty bitch

It should be grosser

Sweaty is good

Gets the juices flowing

Exactly

The taco Bell and malt liquor day after experiment

🤔

If you'd eat her out after she had a dose of tropical fever you know she's the one

The black ex boyfriend experiment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6XeyS6c5Vw

all men are kings

there are no women that i would date that had a black ex

By tropical fever I meant a complete loss of bowel control btw

I wouldn't date a chick if she doesn't think blacks are subhuman spear chuckers

I would not eat any vag out after they had done strenuous exercise, stop trying to say you're "high t" by saying you would

is gros

Low T^

Gay confirmed

This

Fag

Our ancestors would fuck unshowered maidens

It constantly smelled like shit in 1900s new york

If you're not violent when sexually aroused you're a homo

If you're sex drive is so low that you cant get over weird tastes and smells you're not gonna be able to have sex normally let alone in the natural state

Go even further back to the year 1000 where niggas wore the same clothes every day

^

Niggers still do wear the same clothes every day

Saying you wouldn't eat sweaty pussy is like refusing to eat your vegetables

Kill yourself

or your fish 😏

Sweaty pussy just tastes like salt and vinegar crisps tbh

Or "chips" as ye call them

>crisps

THis is america first

@NormanLord oh yeah true

come on now

I read your tagged message

Hi