Message from @NormanLord

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2018-05-06 15:44:14 UTC  

And she's fairly sharp so I didn't have to explain things in any great detail

2018-05-06 15:44:28 UTC  

The woman's rights movement and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

2018-05-06 15:44:31 UTC  

I had an olfactory date with my chick

2018-05-06 15:45:02 UTC  

That's when you wait for her to get off the excercise bike and then sniff the seat

2018-05-06 15:45:19 UTC  

I just started with basic questions like "why did you pick genetics as a degree, what part of the county are you from, oh do you know xyz so etc etc"

2018-05-06 15:45:35 UTC  

Not all girls like talkative men

2018-05-06 15:45:40 UTC  

So you do you

2018-05-06 15:45:47 UTC  

the best way to tell how hot a woman is? the 5k thought experiment

2018-05-06 15:46:09 UTC  

just got a fucking condom ad on spotify

2018-05-06 15:46:09 UTC  

would you lick up into her junk after she ran a 5k? if yes, she's a smokeshow

2018-05-06 15:46:22 UTC  

if not, she's not hot

2018-05-06 15:47:08 UTC  

i guess there are no hot women

2018-05-06 15:47:25 UTC  

sounds like youve got low T

2018-05-06 15:47:28 UTC  

All that being said, Americans are famously reserved on a personal level even while being obnoxiously loud and over expressive by European standards, so you're dealing with alien creatures compared to me @Deleted User

2018-05-06 15:47:31 UTC  

Yea low t

2018-05-06 15:47:47 UTC  

5k isn't even that bad tbh

2018-05-06 15:47:49 UTC  

If you like shaved women you're a pedo

2018-05-06 15:47:58 UTC  

Just a sweaty bitch

2018-05-06 15:48:07 UTC  

It should be grosser

2018-05-06 15:48:14 UTC  

Sweaty is good

2018-05-06 15:48:20 UTC  

Gets the juices flowing

2018-05-06 15:48:21 UTC  

Exactly

2018-05-06 15:48:36 UTC  

The taco Bell and malt liquor day after experiment

2018-05-06 15:48:45 UTC  

🤔

2018-05-06 15:48:55 UTC  

If you'd eat her out after she had a dose of tropical fever you know she's the one

2018-05-06 15:49:50 UTC  

The black ex boyfriend experiment

2018-05-06 15:50:46 UTC  

all men are kings

2018-05-06 15:52:27 UTC  

there are no women that i would date that had a black ex

2018-05-06 15:53:21 UTC  

By tropical fever I meant a complete loss of bowel control btw

2018-05-06 15:53:33 UTC  

I wouldn't date a chick if she doesn't think blacks are subhuman spear chuckers

2018-05-06 15:53:37 UTC  

I would not eat any vag out after they had done strenuous exercise, stop trying to say you're "high t" by saying you would

2018-05-06 15:53:40 UTC  

is gros

2018-05-06 15:53:46 UTC  

Low T^

2018-05-06 15:53:49 UTC  

Gay confirmed

2018-05-06 15:53:53 UTC  

This

2018-05-06 15:53:57 UTC  

Fag

2018-05-06 15:54:03 UTC  

Our ancestors would fuck unshowered maidens

2018-05-06 15:54:19 UTC  

It constantly smelled like shit in 1900s new york

2018-05-06 15:54:22 UTC  

If you're not violent when sexually aroused you're a homo

2018-05-06 15:55:04 UTC  

If you're sex drive is so low that you cant get over weird tastes and smells you're not gonna be able to have sex normally let alone in the natural state