Message from @brohiemchillsef

Discord ID: 442714188737937408


2018-05-06 15:43:20 UTC  

No its was pretty organic

2018-05-06 15:43:31 UTC  

We're both chatty people

2018-05-06 15:44:14 UTC  

And she's fairly sharp so I didn't have to explain things in any great detail

2018-05-06 15:44:28 UTC  

The woman's rights movement and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

2018-05-06 15:44:31 UTC  

I had an olfactory date with my chick

2018-05-06 15:45:02 UTC  

That's when you wait for her to get off the excercise bike and then sniff the seat

2018-05-06 15:45:19 UTC  

I just started with basic questions like "why did you pick genetics as a degree, what part of the county are you from, oh do you know xyz so etc etc"

2018-05-06 15:45:35 UTC  

Not all girls like talkative men

2018-05-06 15:45:40 UTC  

So you do you

2018-05-06 15:45:47 UTC  

the best way to tell how hot a woman is? the 5k thought experiment

2018-05-06 15:46:09 UTC  

just got a fucking condom ad on spotify

2018-05-06 15:46:09 UTC  

would you lick up into her junk after she ran a 5k? if yes, she's a smokeshow

2018-05-06 15:46:22 UTC  

if not, she's not hot

2018-05-06 15:47:08 UTC  

i guess there are no hot women

2018-05-06 15:47:25 UTC  

sounds like youve got low T

2018-05-06 15:47:28 UTC  

All that being said, Americans are famously reserved on a personal level even while being obnoxiously loud and over expressive by European standards, so you're dealing with alien creatures compared to me @Deleted User

2018-05-06 15:47:31 UTC  

Yea low t

2018-05-06 15:47:47 UTC  

5k isn't even that bad tbh

2018-05-06 15:47:49 UTC  

If you like shaved women you're a pedo

2018-05-06 15:47:58 UTC  

Just a sweaty bitch

2018-05-06 15:48:07 UTC  

It should be grosser

2018-05-06 15:48:14 UTC  

Sweaty is good

2018-05-06 15:48:20 UTC  

Gets the juices flowing

2018-05-06 15:48:21 UTC  

Exactly

2018-05-06 15:48:36 UTC  

The taco Bell and malt liquor day after experiment

2018-05-06 15:48:45 UTC  

🤔

2018-05-06 15:48:55 UTC  

If you'd eat her out after she had a dose of tropical fever you know she's the one

2018-05-06 15:49:50 UTC  

The black ex boyfriend experiment

2018-05-06 15:50:46 UTC  

all men are kings

2018-05-06 15:52:27 UTC  

there are no women that i would date that had a black ex

2018-05-06 15:53:21 UTC  

By tropical fever I meant a complete loss of bowel control btw

2018-05-06 15:53:33 UTC  

I wouldn't date a chick if she doesn't think blacks are subhuman spear chuckers

2018-05-06 15:53:37 UTC  

I would not eat any vag out after they had done strenuous exercise, stop trying to say you're "high t" by saying you would

2018-05-06 15:53:40 UTC  

is gros

2018-05-06 15:53:46 UTC  

Low T^

2018-05-06 15:53:49 UTC  

Gay confirmed

2018-05-06 15:53:53 UTC  

This

2018-05-06 15:53:57 UTC  

Fag

2018-05-06 15:54:03 UTC  

Our ancestors would fuck unshowered maidens

2018-05-06 15:54:19 UTC  

It constantly smelled like shit in 1900s new york