For 4 hours

Need to finish my degree. Finish what I started.

finish the fight

Me and my chick had a deaf date

@Deleted User where we came from, our families, hobbies, people we both knew, can't remember the exact details, neither of our minds were actually on the conversation

@brohiemchillsef she deaf?

Ideal tbh, just pretend you don't see the sign language

imagine having a deaf gf so you never had to fucking talk to her

No it's like a blind date except I don't listen to her speak and mumble unintelligibly because I'm way too drunk

Hehehe

how does one set up a date to show up drunk to

Uber

Train

Oh that was the other thing, that chick was only 18 so she couldn't drink

not the logistics

Felt like a cradle robber

how does a girl accept a proposal like that

hey lets hang out except im gonna be plastered

Alphaness

Dab on women

@NormanLord so you dragged out the topics

No its was pretty organic

We're both chatty people

And she's fairly sharp so I didn't have to explain things in any great detail

The woman's rights movement and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

I had an olfactory date with my chick

That's when you wait for her to get off the excercise bike and then sniff the seat

I just started with basic questions like "why did you pick genetics as a degree, what part of the county are you from, oh do you know xyz so etc etc"

Not all girls like talkative men

So you do you

the best way to tell how hot a woman is? the 5k thought experiment

just got a fucking condom ad on spotify

would you lick up into her junk after she ran a 5k? if yes, she's a smokeshow

if not, she's not hot

i guess there are no hot women

sounds like youve got low T

All that being said, Americans are famously reserved on a personal level even while being obnoxiously loud and over expressive by European standards, so you're dealing with alien creatures compared to me @Deleted User

Yea low t

5k isn't even that bad tbh