Message from @NormanLord
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No it's like a blind date except I don't listen to her speak and mumble unintelligibly because I'm way too drunk
Hehehe
how does one set up a date to show up drunk to
Uber
Train
Oh that was the other thing, that chick was only 18 so she couldn't drink
not the logistics
Felt like a cradle robber
how does a girl accept a proposal like that
hey lets hang out except im gonna be plastered
Alphaness
Dab on women
@NormanLord so you dragged out the topics
No its was pretty organic
We're both chatty people
And she's fairly sharp so I didn't have to explain things in any great detail
The woman's rights movement and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
I had an olfactory date with my chick
That's when you wait for her to get off the excercise bike and then sniff the seat
I just started with basic questions like "why did you pick genetics as a degree, what part of the county are you from, oh do you know xyz so etc etc"
So you do you
the best way to tell how hot a woman is? the 5k thought experiment
just got a fucking condom ad on spotify
would you lick up into her junk after she ran a 5k? if yes, she's a smokeshow
if not, she's not hot
i guess there are no hot women
sounds like youve got low T
All that being said, Americans are famously reserved on a personal level even while being obnoxiously loud and over expressive by European standards, so you're dealing with alien creatures compared to me @Deleted User
Yea low t
5k isn't even that bad tbh
If you like shaved women you're a pedo
Just a sweaty bitch
It should be grosser
Sweaty is good
Gets the juices flowing
Exactly
The taco Bell and malt liquor day after experiment
🤔
If you'd eat her out after she had a dose of tropical fever you know she's the one
The black ex boyfriend experiment