Well im the fucki

Fucking

Quasar

@Deleted User Wouldn't it be funny if you got raped by a nigger?

dont get ur tits in a bunch they are trolling

clyd, you're fucking useless

just like Pluto

A nigger cant rape me

TINY RICK

Because ill rape it

Shit is so lit rn

@Deleted User tru, they don't commit crime

He can certainly try

This is to funny

To

Tiny Rick can suck a stick that resembles a dick cause he's a prick

Oh they're trolling? Gee I couldn't tell

Thank you for letting me know

Your welcome

Clyd knows niggers are free of crime

Come shake my speare clyd

No theycan rape anyone but me

What Niggers aren't free, you have to buy those!

Imma say it

They arent free of anybtjonf

@Deleted User I'm an honorary nigger, can I rape you?

I rape my self at night

They have a ton of melanin because it accounts for all there sins

Rick and morty sucks

No you cant

With my pedophiliac ambitions

amy

it's over

Im pedofile too

Do the succ

What's over?

Life

w-what

<:feels:280645240572870656>

Rick and Morty is awesome, because it upsets @TeletubbyCancer

Amy, you are the lilypas

Lilypad

😽= me at kids under 10

Teletubbies is way better have you seen that lit vacuum cleaner and baby faced sun?

Clyd is the hummingbird

Charlie it was over before it started

wtf

😭

Decide on what i am already

@Deleted User you are.... cute?

✌

I can't help lick my lick's every time I see something juicy on Twitter

😏😖😳

I legit made a video about this

Not even shitting

Wondefil

Its to gold

lick my lick's

To

To

To

To

Lick the smooth side under my testicles

lick my lick's

Morty

Go get my flask

Yeah, Rick?

And give me a foot rub

Ok, what for?

I can almost do a rick impression

topkek

Gross, Rick.

Uh...for science

Come on Morty!

I dont have the burping down

Who's the genius here?

Get snowball to do it.

Me

I created the time machine

I am Rick 100

GUYS

There is no time machine

hi

Hi bbey

ay papi

It's for this very important device that lets you speak to intimate objects

I need you to give me a foot rub for it to work though.

Intimate objects? You're drunk again, Rick.

What

The

Fuck

No Morty, don't be stupid. This thing really works. It just needs the right charge

Well, if you let me get the sex robot, I'll do it.

This once.

@ooo save me

@carlsbad how do I save you?

I DUNNO FIGURE IT OUT

You have yourself a deal, Morty. Just make sure to wear a condom this time. I don't want to pay for the abortion.

God tbis is cancer

What is cancer?

What is life

😁🔪

That's gross, Rick. I already said I'd do it. Man.

@carlsbad "saves you" there... lol

Well get down there and do it then. Geez Morty.

amy

*rubs feet*

Can you stall any longer?

ily

Charlie

Oh yeah.

That's the spot.

Don't make noises. come on.

Ilyt bro

Come on Morty, really get into it.

ily more

*looks away while rubbing harder*

ily most

ily moist

You're a good grandson Morty.

How long do I have to do this? I'm getting uncomfortable.

Moist

You're really helpful

This is gonna be my video title Pedophiles on Twitter Angelina Molina Pedophile or prey?

predator-

😏

Until the device is fully charged, Morty!

topkek

Where is this 'device', Rick? I don't see anything.

You're so sweet Charles

So moist

a mod on here used to call me charles

shes gone now 😭

Charles the dinosaur?

Charles Lee Ray

It's uhh,

Oh look! It's right here, morty

Happy now?

stfu

Role playing

That's an electric toothbrush, Rick.

Hey

I feel kinda dead

It's fucking hot now

It went from like, 60 degrees to 80

I did naught hit her! I did naught... oh hi mark!

And it feels fucking hot

😏

Well, duh Morty! It LOOKS like an electric toothbrush.

@olev yous lucky, im still getting single digits

Where?

finland my dood

Do you know what chaos this device could cause if it fell into the wrong hands?

Why do you guys have such a high suicide rate?

Because depresseion crippling

I think it could help some people with bad breath.

i didnt wven know lol, we are top 10 happiest country

crusty eyelids

How do uou even measure happiness

Thats shit

dunno lol

Thags a fucking retarded thig

After hearing this Russian talk for a while, I didn't even notice you didn't use "the"

Dumb retards measuring happiness

internet said so

No Morty. You wouldn't want to put that in your mouth. It will cause your mouth to become sentient.

i think it was something about health, imcome and living standards

K

😁✌️

Imagine being a living mouth, Morty! It would be a sad life.

😁🔪✌️

People always putting their mushed up food in there and whatnot.

Imagine what giving s blowjob would be like for it!

k

I mean, as a mouth, you wouldn't have any control on where you went or what you ate.

Think Morty, think!

Ok, I get it. Sorry. I want to go watch Ball Fondlers, it is coming on in a few minutes.

It will be back on later, Morty!

roleplay is pretty gay tbh

Quick Morty! Go get the petroleum jelly!

Stop telling me what to do, Rick. You aren't making any sense. I'm going to watch TV.

God damn it Morty!

TV is a waste of time!

You're always telling me what to do. I know I'm your mental shield or whatever, but I don't deserve this.

Haven't you heard? It rots the brain!

Wat is dis.

Look Morty, I'm just trying to watch out for you.

The only one who has fun on these adventures is you. I'm sick of this! I'm going on vacation! *takes portal gun and leaves to butt universe*

You're my grandson Morty

*sigh*

i dunno

I gotta go to sleep, but this was strange and funny.

@Sebastian Lawe This is the unofficial rick and morty season 3 episode 2

Well, that's life for you morty

Heh

In the next episode I start to turn into a 'bad' Morty

Tune in next week for the wacky adventures of Rick and Morty!

Oooh, Do I have to give you a spankin'?

@Deleted User @Deleted User I don't even fucking watch the show yet this was the best thing I've seen all day

*takes a bow*

❤

🥀

We did it Morty!

We have a following!

We did, didn't we? I feel pretty good about this.

I think we need to get Summer and my Dad.

Haha! Oh..

No, no, Morty.

Your dad is just...well, how do I out this?

Oh dear

My Dad isn't that bad, Rick. He means well.

He's an idiot, and he'll just ruin the show.

Summer is always jealous about our time we spend together. Can she at least come next time?

Look at the survey Morty!

Your dad is the least liked character.

She wants to see the next Ball Fondlers movie from universe C-754

Eh, I guess.

We can get some ice cream with flies in it. I know you love that!

Ugh, don't remind me Morty.

And this is my outro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgqiSBxvdws

Beautiful, morty

Mulan dipping sauce. I hope Micky D makes it again. I would actually go to McDonalds just for the fuck of it.

As would I

Let us drink!

When the time comes, of course

< hopefully slightly better avatar

lookin good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

Bustin me

https://gyazo.com/a402a017f2dac789aee3d473ab103a7c

@Repzion Lifeinatent aka Futuristic Hub said he's going to kill me. Should I be worried? He used to bully me years ago and stopped my growth on youtube substantially by blacklisting me from community sites. Is it wrong to wish cancer one someone?

alright, here's a higher contract morty avatar

omg, I accidentally matched it with the Discord color I'm using.

Wubba lubba dub dub!

Ricky ticky tack!

And that's the waaaaaaaaaaaay the news goes

I'm TINY RICK!

AIDS!

@BatRoulette LOL ignore that insane man

he's been threatening to sue me and kill me for years

I lov how he refers to himself as the animator

I'm going to find where he lives and rape him

Vegan gains?

dude, he's an older timer. we had wars back in 2007

His animations are fucking horrid

OwO

he started fighting with me back in 2013

@BatRoulette can I draw you a Twitter profile pic?

some of the weorst animations i've ever seen

I agree @Repzion