Thats shit

dunno lol

Thags a fucking retarded thig

After hearing this Russian talk for a while, I didn't even notice you didn't use "the"

Dumb retards measuring happiness

internet said so

No Morty. You wouldn't want to put that in your mouth. It will cause your mouth to become sentient.

i think it was something about health, imcome and living standards

K

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Imagine being a living mouth, Morty! It would be a sad life.

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People always putting their mushed up food in there and whatnot.

Imagine what giving s blowjob would be like for it!

k

I mean, as a mouth, you wouldn't have any control on where you went or what you ate.

Think Morty, think!

Ok, I get it. Sorry. I want to go watch Ball Fondlers, it is coming on in a few minutes.

It will be back on later, Morty!

roleplay is pretty gay tbh

Quick Morty! Go get the petroleum jelly!

Stop telling me what to do, Rick. You aren't making any sense. I'm going to watch TV.

God damn it Morty!

TV is a waste of time!

You're always telling me what to do. I know I'm your mental shield or whatever, but I don't deserve this.

Haven't you heard? It rots the brain!

Wat is dis.

Look Morty, I'm just trying to watch out for you.

The only one who has fun on these adventures is you. I'm sick of this! I'm going on vacation! *takes portal gun and leaves to butt universe*

You're my grandson Morty

*sigh*

i dunno

I gotta go to sleep, but this was strange and funny.

@Sebastian Lawe This is the unofficial rick and morty season 3 episode 2

Well, that's life for you morty

Heh

In the next episode I start to turn into a 'bad' Morty

Tune in next week for the wacky adventures of Rick and Morty!

Oooh, Do I have to give you a spankin'?

@Deleted User @Deleted User I don't even fucking watch the show yet this was the best thing I've seen all day

*takes a bow*