Hey

I feel kinda dead

It's fucking hot now

It went from like, 60 degrees to 80

I did naught hit her! I did naught... oh hi mark!

And it feels fucking hot

😏

Well, duh Morty! It LOOKS like an electric toothbrush.

@olev yous lucky, im still getting single digits

Where?

finland my dood

Do you know what chaos this device could cause if it fell into the wrong hands?

Why do you guys have such a high suicide rate?

Because depresseion crippling

I think it could help some people with bad breath.

i didnt wven know lol, we are top 10 happiest country

crusty eyelids

How do uou even measure happiness

Thats shit

dunno lol

Thags a fucking retarded thig

After hearing this Russian talk for a while, I didn't even notice you didn't use "the"

Dumb retards measuring happiness

internet said so

No Morty. You wouldn't want to put that in your mouth. It will cause your mouth to become sentient.

i think it was something about health, imcome and living standards

K

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Imagine being a living mouth, Morty! It would be a sad life.

😁🔪✌️

People always putting their mushed up food in there and whatnot.

Imagine what giving s blowjob would be like for it!

k

I mean, as a mouth, you wouldn't have any control on where you went or what you ate.

Think Morty, think!

Ok, I get it. Sorry. I want to go watch Ball Fondlers, it is coming on in a few minutes.

It will be back on later, Morty!

roleplay is pretty gay tbh

Quick Morty! Go get the petroleum jelly!

Stop telling me what to do, Rick. You aren't making any sense. I'm going to watch TV.

God damn it Morty!