Message from @carlsbad

Discord ID: 307391812413161472


2017-04-28 05:39:03 UTC  

😁🔪✌️

2017-04-28 05:39:25 UTC  

People always putting their mushed up food in there and whatnot.

2017-04-28 05:39:41 UTC  

Imagine what giving s blowjob would be like for it!

2017-04-28 05:40:01 UTC  

k

2017-04-28 05:40:16 UTC  

I mean, as a mouth, you wouldn't have any control on where you went or what you ate.

2017-04-28 05:40:28 UTC  

Think Morty, think!

2017-04-28 05:40:51 UTC  

Ok, I get it. Sorry. I want to go watch Ball Fondlers, it is coming on in a few minutes.

2017-04-28 05:41:21 UTC  

It will be back on later, Morty!

2017-04-28 05:41:22 UTC  

roleplay is pretty gay tbh

2017-04-28 05:42:01 UTC  

Quick Morty! Go get the petroleum jelly!

2017-04-28 05:42:47 UTC  

Stop telling me what to do, Rick. You aren't making any sense. I'm going to watch TV.

2017-04-28 05:43:24 UTC  

God damn it Morty!

2017-04-28 05:43:38 UTC  

TV is a waste of time!

2017-04-28 05:43:49 UTC  

You're always telling me what to do. I know I'm your mental shield or whatever, but I don't deserve this.

2017-04-28 05:44:02 UTC  

Haven't you heard? It rots the brain!

2017-04-28 05:44:05 UTC  

Wat is dis.

2017-04-28 05:44:27 UTC  

Look Morty, I'm just trying to watch out for you.

2017-04-28 05:44:41 UTC  

The only one who has fun on these adventures is you. I'm sick of this! I'm going on vacation! *takes portal gun and leaves to butt universe*

2017-04-28 05:44:43 UTC  

You're my grandson Morty

2017-04-28 05:44:58 UTC  

*sigh*

2017-04-28 05:45:19 UTC  

i dunno

2017-04-28 05:45:26 UTC  

I gotta go to sleep, but this was strange and funny.

2017-04-28 05:45:46 UTC  

@Sebastian Lawe This is the unofficial rick and morty season 3 episode 2

2017-04-28 05:45:54 UTC  

Well, that's life for you morty

2017-04-28 05:46:06 UTC  

Heh

2017-04-28 05:46:26 UTC  

In the next episode I start to turn into a 'bad' Morty

2017-04-28 05:46:42 UTC  

Tune in next week for the wacky adventures of Rick and Morty!

2017-04-28 05:47:06 UTC  

Oooh, Do I have to give you a spankin'?

2017-04-28 05:47:08 UTC  

@Deleted User @Deleted User I don't even fucking watch the show yet this was the best thing I've seen all day

2017-04-28 05:47:32 UTC  

*takes a bow*

2017-04-28 05:47:39 UTC  

2017-04-28 05:47:49 UTC  

🥀

2017-04-28 05:48:20 UTC  

We did it Morty!

2017-04-28 05:48:30 UTC  

We have a following!

2017-04-28 05:48:33 UTC  

We did, didn't we? I feel pretty good about this.

2017-04-28 05:48:51 UTC  

I think we need to get Summer and my Dad.

2017-04-28 05:49:06 UTC  

Haha! Oh..

2017-04-28 05:49:13 UTC  

No, no, Morty.

2017-04-28 05:49:35 UTC  

Your dad is just...well, how do I out this?

2017-04-28 05:49:48 UTC  

Oh dear

2017-04-28 05:50:00 UTC  

My Dad isn't that bad, Rick. He means well.