Who's the genius here?

Get snowball to do it.

Me

I created the time machine

I am Rick 100

GUYS

There is no time machine

hi

Hi bbey

ay papi

It's for this very important device that lets you speak to intimate objects

I need you to give me a foot rub for it to work though.

Intimate objects? You're drunk again, Rick.

What

The

Fuck

No Morty, don't be stupid. This thing really works. It just needs the right charge

Well, if you let me get the sex robot, I'll do it.

This once.

@ooo save me

@carlsbad how do I save you?

I DUNNO FIGURE IT OUT

You have yourself a deal, Morty. Just make sure to wear a condom this time. I don't want to pay for the abortion.

God tbis is cancer

What is cancer?

What is life

😁🔪

That's gross, Rick. I already said I'd do it. Man.

@carlsbad "saves you" there... lol

Well get down there and do it then. Geez Morty.

amy

*rubs feet*

Can you stall any longer?

ily

Charlie

Oh yeah.

That's the spot.

Don't make noises. come on.

Ilyt bro

Come on Morty, really get into it.

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