look with your special eyes

AND ITS A REAL COUPLE

What's a real couple?

Is that when you can see your significant other for more than one day?

is that when you have a significant other

maybe

who the fuck knows

this is some esoteric shit man

I've seen Nazi UFOs

I've seen Bohemian Grove

I've seen charts of conspiracies that span multiple layers of organization

But those pictures you posted up there are like a unicorn

veteran

tattoos

camaro

no gf

^

This

I blame the Jews

>talking to QT girl
>fuck yes it's finally happening
>she likes me, I like her
>Wing it and ask her out
>feels good man
>Finally get a response, heart is racing
>Open her message
>"Or"

Normally that's a good thing

But in this case

Nein

I've shit 4 times today

That's my oof

The things I'd do to her

oof

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If santa knew that rudolph was being bullied by the other reindeer why didnt he do anything

Cause Santa knew that if he did anything then Rudolph would end up a little bitch

Instead he becomes the Chad Navigator

true

@Deleted User I was gonna name you Jizzy Sock but then I figured that was mean

I’ve been called jizzy before

Literally can't rhyme mizzy with anything except jizzy

frizzy?

is he

uhhh

I've got nothing

fizzy

dizzy

lizzy

oh damn those are words

Dizzy Mizzy doesn't really encapsulate any meaning tho

izzy

no it doesn’t

Same with Izzy and Lizzy

a friend gave me that nickname a few years ago actually

and I was like that’s a fucking cool nickname

If you fell down a lot lol

I am clumsy

If you were an alcoholic it would be funnier to call you Dizzy Mizzy

Hahaha

not yet

(:

"Just wait till I'm 21, every day I'll be hungover"

Said nobody ever

maybe

I'm 22 and even now I drink only on weekends

There's no such thing as a functional alcoholic

Functional stoner maybe

cus you get high like every day

no point in drinking

Well

ya got me

But even when I'm not high I'm not craving alcohol

to be fair, getting high is a lot more pleasurable than drinking

OMG I TYPED ALL THAT WITHOUT LOOKING AT MY KEYBOARD

to be fair it takes a high IQ to understand dabs and weed

HAHAHAHA IM A TEXT MASTER

the complexities of the CBD, terpenes and THC would go over an average IQ user's head

with the subtle references to Cannabis Indica and Sativa

I don’t smoke much

I could but idk where I’d get any

I was making a rick and morty copypasta

lol @Curdled_Anal_Chunks

"I don't know where to get any"

I don’t

No I mean talk to him

He's still in IL right now

So he could probably be your middle man

Maybe

I can't just give numbers out personally

@Curdled_Anal_Chunks where do I get weeds

im not going to be your fking plug

Dealers don't like it when you give their number out to multiple people

try someone else

oof

@Curdled_Anal_Chunks have u seen the show merlin

Sounds like he needs convincing

:^)

I still have 4 chapters to read I was wrong

By tomorrow

Fuck

After class I've gotta read like 40 pages fuggg

@Deleted User maybe @j danielson can plug you