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If santa knew that rudolph was being bullied by the other reindeer why didnt he do anything

Cause Santa knew that if he did anything then Rudolph would end up a little bitch

Instead he becomes the Chad Navigator

true

@Deleted User I was gonna name you Jizzy Sock but then I figured that was mean

I’ve been called jizzy before

Literally can't rhyme mizzy with anything except jizzy

frizzy?

is he

uhhh

I've got nothing

fizzy

dizzy

lizzy

oh damn those are words

Dizzy Mizzy doesn't really encapsulate any meaning tho

izzy

no it doesn’t

Same with Izzy and Lizzy

a friend gave me that nickname a few years ago actually

and I was like that’s a fucking cool nickname

If you fell down a lot lol

I am clumsy

If you were an alcoholic it would be funnier to call you Dizzy Mizzy

Hahaha

not yet

(:

"Just wait till I'm 21, every day I'll be hungover"

Said nobody ever

maybe

I'm 22 and even now I drink only on weekends

There's no such thing as a functional alcoholic

Functional stoner maybe

cus you get high like every day

no point in drinking

Well

ya got me

But even when I'm not high I'm not craving alcohol

to be fair, getting high is a lot more pleasurable than drinking