oh damn those are words

Dizzy Mizzy doesn't really encapsulate any meaning tho

izzy

no it doesn’t

Same with Izzy and Lizzy

a friend gave me that nickname a few years ago actually

and I was like that’s a fucking cool nickname

If you fell down a lot lol

I am clumsy

If you were an alcoholic it would be funnier to call you Dizzy Mizzy

Hahaha

not yet

(:

"Just wait till I'm 21, every day I'll be hungover"

Said nobody ever

maybe

I'm 22 and even now I drink only on weekends

There's no such thing as a functional alcoholic

Functional stoner maybe

cus you get high like every day

no point in drinking

Well

ya got me

But even when I'm not high I'm not craving alcohol

to be fair, getting high is a lot more pleasurable than drinking

OMG I TYPED ALL THAT WITHOUT LOOKING AT MY KEYBOARD

to be fair it takes a high IQ to understand dabs and weed

HAHAHAHA IM A TEXT MASTER

the complexities of the CBD, terpenes and THC would go over an average IQ user's head

with the subtle references to Cannabis Indica and Sativa

I don’t smoke much

I could but idk where I’d get any

I was making a rick and morty copypasta

lol @Curdled_Anal_Chunks

"I don't know where to get any"

I don’t

No I mean talk to him

He's still in IL right now

So he could probably be your middle man

Maybe

I can't just give numbers out personally