Message from @Curdled_Anal_Chunks
Discord ID: 407583295216418826
look with your special eyes
AND ITS A REAL COUPLE
What's a real couple?
Is that when you can see your significant other for more than one day?
is that when you have a significant other
maybe
who the fuck knows
this is some esoteric shit man
I've seen Nazi UFOs
I've seen Bohemian Grove
I've seen charts of conspiracies that span multiple layers of organization
But those pictures you posted up there are like a unicorn
veteran
tattoos
camaro
^
This
I blame the Jews
>talking to QT girl
>fuck yes it's finally happening
>she likes me, I like her
>Wing it and ask her out
>feels good man
>Finally get a response, heart is racing
>Open her message
>"Or"
Normally that's a good thing
But in this case
Nein
I've shit 4 times today
That's my oof
The things I'd do to her
oof
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If santa knew that rudolph was being bullied by the other reindeer why didnt he do anything
Cause Santa knew that if he did anything then Rudolph would end up a little bitch
Instead he becomes the Chad Navigator
true
@Deleted User I was gonna name you Jizzy Sock but then I figured that was mean