Message from @Deleted User
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If santa knew that rudolph was being bullied by the other reindeer why didnt he do anything
Cause Santa knew that if he did anything then Rudolph would end up a little bitch
Instead he becomes the Chad Navigator
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@Deleted User I was gonna name you Jizzy Sock but then I figured that was mean
I’ve been called jizzy before
Literally can't rhyme mizzy with anything except jizzy
frizzy?
is he
uhhh
I've got nothing
fizzy
dizzy
lizzy
oh damn those are words
Dizzy Mizzy doesn't really encapsulate any meaning tho
izzy
no it doesn’t
Same with Izzy and Lizzy
and I was like that’s a fucking cool nickname
If you fell down a lot lol
I am clumsy
If you were an alcoholic it would be funnier to call you Dizzy Mizzy
Hahaha
not yet
(:
"Just wait till I'm 21, every day I'll be hungover"
Said nobody ever
maybe
I'm 22 and even now I drink only on weekends
There's no such thing as a functional alcoholic
Functional stoner maybe
cus you get high like every day
no point in drinking
Well
ya got me
But even when I'm not high I'm not craving alcohol
to be fair, getting high is a lot more pleasurable than drinking
OMG I TYPED ALL THAT WITHOUT LOOKING AT MY KEYBOARD