veteran

tattoos

camaro

no gf

^

This

I blame the Jews

>talking to QT girl
>fuck yes it's finally happening
>she likes me, I like her
>Wing it and ask her out
>feels good man
>Finally get a response, heart is racing
>Open her message
>"Or"

Normally that's a good thing

But in this case

Nein

I've shit 4 times today

That's my oof

The things I'd do to her

oof

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If santa knew that rudolph was being bullied by the other reindeer why didnt he do anything

Cause Santa knew that if he did anything then Rudolph would end up a little bitch

Instead he becomes the Chad Navigator

true

@Deleted User I was gonna name you Jizzy Sock but then I figured that was mean

I’ve been called jizzy before

Literally can't rhyme mizzy with anything except jizzy

frizzy?

is he

uhhh

I've got nothing

fizzy

dizzy

lizzy

oh damn those are words

Dizzy Mizzy doesn't really encapsulate any meaning tho

izzy

no it doesn’t

Same with Izzy and Lizzy

a friend gave me that nickname a few years ago actually

and I was like that’s a fucking cool nickname

If you fell down a lot lol