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The hero we need
so what's your point
Yeah I'm stealing that one
just be egalitarian ๐
My fists are equal opportunity =P
I'm a people so I punch myself
So punching is ok-ish, but sword fighting is permitted
bitches have claws anyway, so they can do more than just punch
Claws arent as bad as people think
Unless they get ur eye
Stomp on em with your feet?
depends on the claws, i've seen some pretty nasty looking ones
Still arent
Easy to break too lol
and eyes are easy to blind
Close ur eyes
Easy to break, yeah. Bigger danger is if they go for the eyes.
if a girl's going for your face and she's angry
Forhead
Closing your eyes doesn't protect shit lol
big massive honkin brain u got there buddie
Yes it does
That works against particulate matter, not fingers
You literally cant claw eyes that are closed tight
If any fck is going for your face and eyes one is permitted to 1punch end them
No shit
Dumbass
Now go get that gym workout
Pretty sure you can, not gonna try to prove you wrong though
that's what i'm saying
You cant, they just claw ur eye lids
We aren't that weak
Murderous Villain Test - IDR Labs
https://www.idrlabs.com/villain/test.php
It has nothing to do with weak retard
Hmm
Unless you are tearing the eyelids in half, those claws dont reach the eye
Didnโt work
You know how perfect of an angle you need to even *start* forcing an eyelid open?
Even a school geek has summer body mass and that should be enough to fight off most plebian unarmed fcks for few min
Enough for some help to arrive (nearby humans)
Best I can do
Imagine having a heart
Good, now I need yo to go ride a grizzly bear, shirtless
Smh
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oh no, you're racist now grok
๐
it wasnt real ~~~socialism~~~ racism
disgusting
๐
taking it atm
Slightly jealous
damn we gonna run outta helicopters
Lenin was an ok dude outside of the whole communism thing
Tho actually most tests rate me way more introverted than this one did, so I might actually be closer to Lenin lol
Is Mr Marx in that test?
Should be, probably ins't
isn't*
He evil AND dumb
Should be
Is Clinton in the test?
The bitch or horny fck?
both <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>
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Fascism Test - Individual Differences Research Labs
https://www.idrlabs.com/fascism/test.php
@Torvarren highfive
hmmm, later
Chaos Powers Test - Individual Differences Research Labs
https://www.idrlabs.com/chaos-powers/test.php
oh no
Lol
Russian catgirl
Cyka nyat
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idi nehui
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>literally
Well shit
Well...
weak
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lots of autists here
though I think "cool-headed" is a bit of a stretch, to describe me
yeah it depends on the situation
and mood
stalin and 46% facist
those are rookie numbers
Hold on. I have to post my results.
basically this test is telling me I'm a nationalist and believe in the responsibility of the state to serve the citizenry, which at a glance might look like fascism if you squint
osama bin laden
what the fuck
it's funny because he was born ina billionaires family
everythign he did was out of pure hatred for the US
everything he did was at the behest of the saudis, until he learned the US had essentially replaced him as their favorite bitch
The villain test said I was chairman fucking mao
Like
Get fucked lol
WOAH
WEW LAD
holy fuc
said I was some mook called Albert Speer
which according to the description was a cuck who stood by while Hitler yeeted the countryside
sure, whatever
JiHaD
<:TimeToBarn:590594455657119812> ALALALALALALALALALALALA
Bruh, wut?
Eyyy, 44% bros
*Excuuuuse me for being open-minded, asshole!*
not fascismo
get the meat balls out of here comrade
I shall go down as the most incompetent president in history.
I am torn asunder
I have a feeling the tests are cheap and lack definite precision, specifically since i've met questions I could not scale in either direction
*B O I*
Cyka
fucking kgb agent
Go back to Ivanland
It just doesn't add up.
god i hate negros
Just because I try to remain neutral doesn't mean that I'm rootin' tootin' Vladimir Putin.
And suddenly, you find yourself in charge of Russia
"Say 'sike' right now."
>tulsi
>extra abortion
if you can't argue, just make shit up
works every time
So, after two attempts to play this hell let loose thing, just not fun
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Nani the fuck is this shit?
no one can see what the fuck they're shooting at, respawn delays are atrociously long and make shit boring,
like, it makes you wait 10 whole seconds before going back to spawn selection..... and then makes you wait in another queue which intervals every thirty seconds
I'm sure its all very appealingly "true-real-world" realistic, but its just not fun
It's trying so hard to be like the OG Red Orchestra mod for UT2004.
book of matches and a sponge
that'll do ye
steam had better fucking refund me, too.
Remember kids: if the left hand points left, it's okay. If the left hand points up, it's a Nazi swastika.
the account page is trying to tell me I went three hours, bullshit
How is it?
Ah, I see.
like, seriously, If I did go over two hours, its because most of that time was spent repawning
Refund?
probably went two hours and some minutes
I guess the only people who wuld like it are the ones who stuck around since the very first alpha
remember you can always just go call your bank
yeah, trying
this test is quite unintelligent
while i believe there are some genetical differences between races which affect IQ etc etc I also believe that these are small, therefore they dont play a role in decision making
Its a free personality test. They all are shit
yup
It something you do when there is no other option to combat boredom or that curiosity over what silly result you'll get
yeah
I dunno what to say about my results here.
Kyoto needs a nuke anyways
lul
man made climate change is overstated, we have some effect but far from as much as we want to believe
But muh regulations
>tfw fascism is the mutt or politics
yeah, the little ice age ending coupled with the industrial revolution going off all at once is the main reason imo
Greta thunberg can eat toxic waste, btw
who?
The climate debate is such a clusterfuck.
it is
but that's what makes it fun
Environmentalist teen bitch that got passed around politicians like a blunt to show how woke the youth is on climate change @Margrave PeaveGiver 'The Calm'
Never did anything but knows how to run the world
i mean, we probably cause a bit of climate change, but it isnt nearly as serious as claimed
yeah
I still think the best answer is transition to nuclear for a time (several decades or w/e) as we develop renewables
we've had people saying humanity will destroy the world for almsot 50 years or something
yet here we are
remember how many times we were supposed to be flooded by now?
We add something but couldnt stop a natural proccess even if we tried
ye
"The oil will run out by the year 2000!"
kek
Peak oil!
still think nuclear is a good answer, as long as its better managed than chernobyl
which isnt very hard
"by the 21st century, there will be mass overcrowding, starvation and resource drought"
yet here we are
almost past the first 5th
Alarmism to raise taxe
alarmism to get into office tbh
Greens and all
That too
so im gonna say something crazy here
the n-word?
N-word
nah, i was gonna say maybe america would have fewer potholes if the other 50% of citizens paid taxes
and if welfare paid less
wot potholes
And now, children call for the destruction of ou wealth for climate. Cuz china cares. Or africa. India...
arre those the little holes in the road?
yes
ah
yeah we have those here as well
they're everywhere
in the more outer districts they're somewhat common
ye
Here too
Potholes everywhere
its also not as if they're the toughest things to fill
yeah people say "hurr durr we have the worst roads we have potholes everywhere"
just run over it with the asphalt again
yet everyone is complaining about potholes
block the road for a day
thats it
Nah, thats too easy
exactly
you have to block it for at least a week
2 days to transport the asphalt
1 whole day to fill
1 whole day to fill jesus christ
Delay it for a month
i hate how accurate this is
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