Dear god

http://is2.4chan.org/pol/1563639045978.jpg

heres a cool meme

https://twitter.com/_stickfab_/status/1152317759788859393?s=19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UolMYY7QaA

@nim.bm

@Coolitic coincidentally, my iPhone cord looks the exact fucking same as the one on the right

so that's a zoomer, huh

Late 90s Zoomer

whether mid or late 90's it doesn't really make a difference

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>6-year-old

fuck sake, stop corrupting the children

i'd deport this mothercuck to a gulag island

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/IdleWarlikeEel-max-1mb.gif

i am a terrible person

nani

doubt it is you doing the crab smacking tho

god - im assuming 1 of 2 things is happening here... in order of how much i believe it to be true - 1. its just a shedding shell.... or 2. it was already dead as fuck since its leg just powderizes

yes but was that crab living before you smashed it, or was it already ded

well how does it taste if that really is you smacking it?

i-is it okay?

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@livid_scrooge try and guess

@robert from kinoplex

no

yes

no

>boomer

yes

do i sound like a boomer

yes

>i am literally 14

@robert from kinoplex confirmed the youngest person on this server

nice

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@robert from kinoplex epstein called, says you'd be a perfect addition to his island

please don't bully him for being a young kid, guys 😉

which epstein

who do you think

dr. robert epstein

or pedophile epstein

;-;

HMMMM

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the one with the island?

Dr. Robert Epstein? Literally who is that

are the Iranian leaders actually retarded why would you want to flare tensions between both the US and UK

Because they're retarded.

Seems like Iran needs to be colonised

like are they actually suicidal

UK, yes maybe.
US, that op glowed and you know it.

Nothing beats Big Nigger

Straight Flush

Big Nigger

Isnt Iran relatively high in inbreeding ratio?

that sounds swell, you should join the tradition

all cultures are beautiful

*Despite cutting in half 13 percent of the population we managed to remove 50 percent of all crime*

@𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖆𝖎𝖓'𝖙 𝖎𝖙 𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖊𝖋 nice taste in waifu

thx

👌🏻

I mean

*i guess*

This is apretty good waifu imo

she'll suck blood out of your toes

stop

*stop*

NO 😄

***stop horsing around***

**Cease**

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@Jack of Trades no

***go clop in your own room you faggot***

**These tracts of land are too wide**

**Her infrastructure can't hold up**

@HunDread Come over and we can clop in my room together :3

***disgusting freak***

The pain in her back must be brutal

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^

^Aquila

Nah, she's fake

Doesn't exist

Anything more than a hand full is a waste

wait

is boots still here

?

Nah

@Windleaf <@580024190644518941>

NOpe

Wait...

hmmm

uh oh

THE SHADOWS

Oh that must be someone else

THEY HAVE EYES

he'd keep the horses in check

He means Little Boots, you <:bootlet:595693013754314752>

@Goodwood of Dank™ I know, I just typed it in not expecting anything

Kek.

PARTY FOUL ON JACK!

a little more than a handful is OK

thats like

bigger than her head and mine put together

that spine is gone

Ima learn to program, and I ain’t sure with which programming language to start, got any recommendations?

Python?

>tfw no big titty ||pony|| gf with extreme scoliosis

no

@𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖆𝖎𝖓'𝖙 𝖎𝖙 𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖊𝖋 Python is p ez and I know where you can get a free course to audit

nice

https://www.edx.org/course/6-00-1x-introduction-to-computer-science-and-programming-using-python-3

python is v.EZ lol

thx

muh coders

Free to audit, taught by an MIT professor

It'll get you goin and get the fundamentals down

I've got some links for you when you're done to practice some and I recommend "Automate the boring stuff" the book

okay, thanks for the help

??

??

@𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖆𝖎𝖓'𝖙 𝖎𝖙 𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖊𝖋 What do you want to do with your programs? What's the scope of what you want to achieve?

@Weez The course is free, you pay for 2 tests and a certificate

Ahh

I've already got a degree, i'm just getting the knowledge

There's actually a whole "open source CS course" 😉

https://github.com/ossu/computer-science

Essentially this guy has compiled all the courses you'd need for a complete CS course

Interesting

@𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖆𝖎𝖓'𝖙 𝖎𝖙 𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖊𝖋 Do you want to just learn the concepts of programming and logical thinking?

http://is2.4chan.org/pol/1563642709924.jpg

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Python's a decent choice for a lang for someone who doesn't plan on getting deep into it.

That's what I was thinking

If he's planning on going further

Then I'd likely recommend Java

Then probably C after that

Java a shit tho

Nothing wrong with it

C-like syntax

Advanced data-types

Which aren't seen in python

>nothing wrong with it
It's a hand-clutching language that actively gets in your way

No interpreter issues, like in Python

Also owned by Oracle

who is actively killing it

Easy multi-threading / processing

Lots of libraries

because their lawsuit against Google failed

Java will never go away

)))

Okay now the multithreading stuff I can't argue on

'cause it's got a lot of really nice builtins for that

God bless the JRE

That baby will keep Java relevant

But as a whole I have always hated working with Java

Not as much as I hated Objective C(rap)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hth5utRdPI

It was my first language, I enjoyed the control that it provides

Now I've mainly moved to Python

Lost that control and I'm getting frustrated a little ;P

My first was TI-BASIC, then I was taught C++ and quickly transitioned to C.

Now I work mostly with C# and Javascript lol

I should learn C tbh

Though the lack of objects kinda sucks..

So I might go for C++

Objects are a meme

Nahh

Objects are life

They're literally just structs with extra steps

Everything is an object.

Also C++'s name is the most accurate of all languages

++ for complexity?

There's some great new version of C somewhere in memory
But this ain't it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJdA7dwx6-4&ab_channel=ChristianPecek

https://wiki.python.org/moin/GlobalInterpreterLock

Every Python developers favourite issue

The number of times I was GAing for an intro C++ class where a student would submit something, I'd almost reflexively send a "does not compile, 0" out for it, only to stop myself, throw it at the compiler, and then have to spend a solid 1-2 hours figuring out what the fuck the code actually did so I could explain exactly why the compiler didn't say "fuck off" and why the output (which was drastically wrong) was what it was.

That sounds like.. Fun

At least with C, unless you have some sort of overflow or are doing pointer magic, it's hyper-literal.

Agreed, that's what's appealing about it

I will say I mostly enjoy working with C#. .NET's builtins are trashy though

And tbh, the elegance of it

SQL parameter with a database type of TIME, you feed it a DateTime, it fucking crashes because the system can only ship a TimeSpan as an SQL TIME value. Never mind that when you pull that TIME back from SQL you'll be handed a DateTime again.

Then comes in the beauty of user made libraries

Shit like that is all over the place

And you import a library you've found online

And it just.. *works*

>importing a lib

Fuck that I wrote my own

lol

>it just works.

Just importing libs is the 'Python' way

"Eh, someone's already wrote it"

Okay Todd Howard.

It's super lazy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWMPVn1kgIQ

And I had to go digging for a lot of the shit.
Deepest arcane depths I've gone was figuring out what the fuck the W meant at the end of a function imported from AdvAPI32.dll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRXl8Ow2bUs

If I had just used the code I found I'd have had a bad memory leak and an even worse security risk due to keeping multiple user credentials in memory long past their logout.

Reason I hate using other people's code tbh

Unless it's from a known competent

If I'm doing anything involving security, then I'm probably going to look for other peoples, open source code

or someone I'm already implicitly trusting

Writing security related code, generally isn't a good thing

Writing your own crypto isn't a good thing. Your own security-related stuff isn't a problem so long as you actually do the legwork

When chances are, there's an opensource library which has been vetted and checked for 2+ years out there

It depends on the scenario I suppose

But then I've gone pretty deep on that end of things as well and have an idea of what to look for when it comes to even timing attacks.

Yeah, experience comes through actually doing the thing

You'll never learn if you don't do it I suppose

But even with that argument- still never roll your own crypto if you need actual crypto

Agreed

That is the one thing I don't care how experienced you are

Since it's so easy to mess up..

Open Source ONLY on crypto

You can *contribute* to said open source

but do not ever write it yourself by yourself

and definitely don't come up with your own algorithm

Yeah agreed

I'm just trying to git gud tbh

advancing my career, etc

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area 51-chan is rather flat owo

https://youtu.be/Z0k2Vut8bcE

"Statistically speaking, I WON'T leave you as easily as Tyrone would, so our kids are less likely to become criminals than they would be if you were to marry Tyrone"

@Lauri Thorne Sorry but any nz shooter memes are against discords tos, according to discord themselves. Don't post that anime image again please.

there is always a instant way to turn a black girl on and that's just to start quoting fatherless homes in the black community

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it reminds them of home