Can we just round up all the buzzfeeders, twitters, checkmarks and make them fight to the death

yes

It will amuse me watching limp wristed faggots fight each other

these are 'push vs pull' forces

That’s stage one storin

I said earlier in my kingdom. All intersectionals are exiled

Leave, forever.

this is why men can't focus on morality; it's mutual exclusive to what men are traditionaly supposed to do

I prefer death games, Storin is new king

Red

!!!

Winner of the hunger games get to sleep with a autistic woman <:shrug:349342983763656705>

... whreres the loyalty

We can have games... just gotta ask

I am but a humble peasant

oh ok

I shall appoint you to knight but you must remain loyal

can I still use their blood to fertilize my lands?

Yes of course. Always

well, I am of noble blood (throws gauntlet to the floor)

I challenge the right of Succession!

Why do you insult

Hm...

All boomers all believe in neoliberalism - big brain take from this server 2019

uhm, succession, shit

alll boomers are in their death throws

Godman, your king considers this and decides succession must be won in a challenge of not only physical strength, but wit as well, and adherence to tradition will be measured

I accept your terms, yee of noble blood

I'm just a knight, gonna go uh- puff my chest out

Dude if I was a knight I would totally abuse my rights and sleep with every mans wife prior to the wedding night 🤔

All those of noble lineage who wish to contend with godman and myself for succession must apply at the community center

That is all.

@Storin That's more of a nobel's right I thought?

If you are a knight you are a noble

Just a case of whether you are landed or unlanded

this is the new order

_officially hereby grants @Redxl knighthood. _

This shit is mega dumb

but, uh...not noble enough for premanocte or however it's spelled

May you defend the kingdom with all your might

Nope you are, if you own the land you can enact that law

Primanocte

we care less about bloodline and more about character of the man

french escapes me

It was rarely done however because naturally people will hate you

Can you not speak Latin,?

Pep is being exiled for sure

Jesus

Why are you lot larping

and its easier to kill a lesser noble

Red get to it

Prima meaning tirst

Nocte meaning night

@Storin And that attitude is why the institutes thereof collapsed.

You just caused the French revolution.

I decree, Storin wants to take us back to the time in which we wared amougst ourselves

Look yee FOWARD

You have to be a knight with rule of that land to invoke primanocte, pretty sure...

Nah, because I would round up every peasant and gas them....

... or risk being left behind

or higher caste

You riot against me you getting fucked <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

Risk being left behind in the Islamic hoards and trans women. Feminine penises and the like

And them the peasants murdered you

The good thing about the class system- the peasantry will always exist.

Because no one likes a rapist

@Storin only if you're feminine AWOOOO

i wish not for our noble kindom to fall into a time of darkness while consumed in holy fire

Cool, so when King Scott gets married, I get to fuck his wife first?

and tbh if the peasants get rowdy you know what you do? Blame the jews

POGROM AT 12 BOIS <:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

Wooaaahhh red

rules is rules

Is that intersectional cuckoldery I’m seeing

From my knight

hate the game not the player

My kingdom shall have no jews or greedy vermin within our midsts

Talk about a bruh moment

Literally blame the Jews or blame the Muslims

Or if really desperate blame witchcraft and women

The first crusade was a defensive action

Blame is for women

If a man is wronged, he shall challenge the offended to a DUEL

right wing death squads?

Yes

We call them exile squads

Publicly, one of intellect and one of brawn

@ManAnimal fr fr, when are we gonna have jerk off duels

😳😳😳😳

A bit less on the nose

what a waste of smokes

why would one do this?

why?

yes

oof, that coke gonna pull all that nicotine out, good vomit juice

i see no point, nor in comedy nor in spite

there's literally nothing wrong with hating niggers

yes but, hate is a strong word

Well...

there is nothing wrong with executing bronies

and all other degenerates

Hate yea that’s kinda gay. Criticism though.

yes ok, hate for bronies is justified 😉

So.. if you permit the entire laying with a betrothed the night before from the nobility... you cause the French revolution.

Except brownies yea

duels are bonding experiences between true men, prove me wrong

😳

Well..

there shall be no hate, for that is female

tbh degeneracy is a new charge we can levy when things go wrong "its because of the bronies, weebs, furries, scalies, and jews" 🤔

Unless the duel is to the death

Have you guys not read a tale of two cities

there shall only be apathetic justice applied with ruthless efficency

The french had it coming

They always do

I mean yea it’s the French

@UnScottable true

lol

Imagine being French

yeesh

<:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

How will society with dueling react if those who it deems 'degenerate' will turn out to be really good at dueling and defending their honor?

Any male show to engage in the female emotion of hatred shall be exile to tranny island, never again to cast eye on our fair kingdom

lmao i live in britain <:GWseremePeepoGGERS:402867853906280450>

Je suis Français

They’ll be exiled

All intersectionals are exiled

From like the beginning of this whole thing lol

But if they take offense to you calling them that and keep on winning?

tf is an intersectional?

Do you not understand what exile means

Vote for him

something to be trampled upon

I will literally put them on a pacific island

i know what exile means but tf is an intersectional

why did that upload...

**Elect senator Yoda you must**

it's 10mb

**HmmMMMMmmmM**

Tranny Island. Previously known as Bikini Atoll

Perhaps the radiation will mutate them straight

@Lucienne d'Anwyl ah yes

Intersectional island but yes.

micro dosing them arsenic will mutate them, into deaded.

yeah, but will destroy our authority with our women folk if they find out

Yeah this reminds me of another idea for our kingdom, we have places that advertise transgender surgery but when people go in they never come out

better they not know

execute trannies tbh

<:smugon:512048583806025739>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/516394161830756362/647481748841693204/1568190922190.jpg

We call that a 'Shit trap' where i come from; a trap that catches flies

they go in

can't get get out

Just use Chinese methods "I'm sorry mom and dad, but after being held on this island, I realize I just cant take it anymore [insert pic of mutilated corpse on the top of spikey rocks at a beach head].

"Roach motel" is what I know that as.

Same idea with commies, have commie meetups that are orchestrated by us chads, then we just catalogue the people who unironically show up

And.. exile them

<:smugon:512048583806025739>

"Exile"

they all get suicided

exilecute

Or, for the fun song reference.. Hotel California

done and done

I like the idea of opening a resort for feminists in Pakistan and then sending them all expenses paid one way

Exile is uh... much less grating word to the general populace

Oh no people are being just sent elsewhere my lads, nothing to worry about 🙂

So now that the initial freak out is over, how fucked is YouTube really?

i promise not to use trains

"all expenses paid" that would include the army of security measures

Doesn’t matter cuz bitchute

which is cheating

it isn't just YT

I much prefer "Due to a very unfortunate accident, the bus bringing the attendants back from the conference has been found at the bottom of a cliff, it appears that there are no survivors"

the FTC changed the law

they are coming after EVERYONE

Well FTC can’t touch bitchute

yes it can

They aren’t based in the US

DNS attack

like gab

They changed the law? I thought they were enforcing already existing law?

@Hommedaction That's a fine one, but we need to list of probabilities, perhaps on a randomized and rotational list.

That can’t last forever

Gab survived

The law is an existing law

it can if the DNS companies act like YT

No king rules forever, my genderfluid child

Also there is always TOR

and they probably will

if they start really cracking down on us, can always go to TOR

tor doesn't work for servers

They are enforcing he law against people's taking information from people under 13

TOR is...... Not the alternative I would like.

They're not cracking down on anything other than the companies data mining

problem with TOR is the same as with Bittorrent

Well it does. There are just some issues with hidden services being easy to DDOS

I'd rather go back to usenet

the server/seed files need to be in a place you can find them

Can't wait to send memes through smoke signals

they can target hosts

YouTubers are just more or less victims of accidentally violating the law because YouTube is run by data stwalers

*Jews

sorry what

sperged

if the server holding the Bitchute nodes are targeted, there won't be enough nodes to run the network

<:sarGOY:462286263622303754>

Bitchuts would only get targeted if they mine data

Does bitchuts mine data?

If not then it isn't a problem

that isn't how the COPPA law works

COPPA makes it illegal to log ANY cookies from kids under 13

Yea with a DDOS you’re right however... hidden services are vulnerable to a DDOS because they don’t use a usual captcha because it can de-anonymize users

Uh huh

So no targeted ads no problem

as SOON as a server is started, you know damn well kiddies will browse there

and the FTC will use that to shut them down

On tor they can’t tell who is accessing bitchute

🎷 🐛

I mean, we all saw this coming ya?

alot of these services REQUIRE cookies or otherwise only the internet savvy wizzards will visit

worse to come

Of course,,, hmm..

yup

I’m thinking about stuff now... video hosting over tor

The network just isn’t fast enough

you need an integrated client that shifts the server local randomly

It could even very likely become a game of cat and mouse, people gonna need to play the game of finding obscure places for the intellectual dark web to thrive.

@ManAnimal So if it is illegal to log cookies from kids, all people can just declare their children using all devices at all times

NSA fucked

use multiple blockchains; one that holds a key to each video that keeps changing

imagine a blockchain that contained seed files

Self-seeding blockchain is a thing

or seed locations

Hm.. we need something decentralized

Or just stop being Nazis.

Pirate bay tried that

that way the server could constantly change per video but the client can still find the local

the smaller you get, the easier to target

yep

your localization methods will be your undoing