TBH, I bet she was from another store in another town.

That's some big brain

Instead of stealing from your own store, steal from another store from the same chain.

Yep. She timed it just right, too, striking in the middle of a rush period.

That all seems way more clever than I picture the typical Kroger-robber to be.

They wanted to fire me, but the union stepped in and said it wasn't my fault.

Given you know it happened, she probably got caught.

I doubt it, tbh.

So... you know who dunnit, but she never got slapped with anything?

Honestly uncircumcised dicks are disgusting

I tried chasing after her. The manager was standing next to the door, and I yelled at him to shut it on her, but he just stared at me as if I'd sprouted antlers.

Shut the fuck up, nigger.

Fucking dullard, that guy.

```Honestly dicks are disgusting```
Fix'd.

Take your mutilated dong, and fuck yourself.

Dunno. I haven't been disgusted by my own dick

Gay

https://tenor.com/WKfS.gif

And I don't gaze other people dicks, so I can't make judgements

Arousal suppresses the disgust response

You probably eat your own smegma to clean out your infected cock

Edik is just jealous that we have moist heads

Disgusting

Yes

Goyim are so predictable with all of their positions

It's free ricotta cheese, homie.

Ok pedojew

C R I N G E

@edik Did you kill Epstein?

Yes

Rabbi loves sucking baby cock

I have to say, that guy is trying roo hard

_calls the FBI._

So, anyone want free pudding?

Gross.

Black or white?

@edik
Rule 1:
Don’t fuck kids

Rule 2:
No, really, don’t fuck kids.

Rule 3:
If you’ve fucked a kid, or you’re thinking you’re *going* to fuck a kid, go to the police. They’ll know what to do with you.

Rule 4:
If you haven’t fucked a kid, and you’re sure you aren’t going to fuck a kid, but you *still* can’t stop thinking about fucking kids, go to a psychiatrist. They’ll know what to do with you.

Rule 5:
Don’t download, possess, share, sell or otherwise distribute pornography involving kids. Don’t encourage it’s use, for any purpose.

Rule 6:
Do not offer aid or encouragement to pedophiles other than giving them these rules. Do not show support, verbally or financially, to any pedophile rights organization, such as, but not limited to, NAMBLA or MAP and NOMAP groups etc.

Rule 7:
If you cannot follow these rules, try harder. If that fails, and you still can’t follow these rules then, as a last resort, seriously consider killing yourself.

TL;DR

https://tenor.com/view/didnt-read-lol-gif-5740473

Virtue! Virtue! Where are you, virtue!

Hey look I read one page of the talmud during my free time being locked in my mother's basement and now I think I'm an expert on all Jewish culture

Hemp-tie is a good solution

Virtue status: signalled

@Goodwood of Dank™
https://derpicdn.net/img/2019/10/23/2177179/large.jpeg

Kek.

If “Don’t fuck kids” seems like a virtue signal.... perhaps you’re doing life wrong?

It's almost laughable how little you know

I suppose the 3 years that I spent studying judaism in religion class was for nothing

“Don’t fuck kids” should be a really basic position to hold.

@Scale_e Non sequitur.

Most likely

Why would you be studying Judaism in religious school unless you're Jewish yourself

@Scale_e It's just that this meme is dead, and you're a necrophiliac.

My chipped tooth is annoying me, gotta get it fixed. Keep rubbing my tongue over it, and it's annoying me.

Because in civilised countries, you get educated on other cultures

Religion is a mandatory subject in catholic schools @edik

@edik Because Comparative World Religion is totally not a class...

So you can hate them with your full potential

Judaism is on the curriculum, as with all other major religions

Sounds like something they'd teach in palestinian schools

@Goddess Tyche 1) It’s not a meme. 2) Yeah nah, not my bag baby.

Jew = gross

^

@Scale_e It is a meme, you numbskulled mongoloid trash.

Catholics rape kids tho

Catholics, Jehova's Witnesses, Mormons, pretty much all the really culty christians.

All of Islam.

Tmw when hear someone failing no nut November in the company bathroom

Fookin' 'ell, bruv.

Lots of sects of Jews like to nibble the severed foreskins off of boys.

Literally not a meme.
I’m pretty much the only one who posts the rules.
For it to be a meme it has to spread mimetically. That clearly hasn’t happened.
...thus the need to do this.
The rules shall be posted whenever pedos or pedo apologists talk.

Filthy, nasty degenerates.

anyone want to read a book on vc?

short book

I doubt you're literate.

@Scale_e <:npc:502497359419408384>

@Cryosite care to find out ?

@BabaBooey mein kampf?

Is it the little red book?

Jews be like

@Goddess Tyche
Rule 1:
Don’t fuck kids

Rule 2:
No, really, don’t fuck kids.

Rule 3:
If you’ve fucked a kid, or you’re thinking you’re *going* to fuck a kid, go to the police. They’ll know what to do with you.

Rule 4:
If you haven’t fucked a kid, and you’re sure you aren’t going to fuck a kid, but you *still* can’t stop thinking about fucking kids, go to a psychiatrist. They’ll know what to do with you.

Rule 5:
Don’t download, possess, share, sell or otherwise distribute pornography involving kids. Don’t encourage it’s use, for any purpose.

Rule 6:
Do not offer aid or encouragement to pedophiles other than giving them these rules. Do not show support, verbally or financially, to any pedophile rights organization, such as, but not limited to, NAMBLA or MAP and NOMAP groups etc.

Rule 7:
If you cannot follow these rules, try harder. If that fails, and you still can’t follow these rules then, as a last resort, seriously consider killing yourself.

🧐🧐🧐🧐

<:sarGOY:462286263622303754>

@Scale_e Dude, we fucking get it. You're doing yourself no favors, just getting the rest of the server pissed at you. Give it a rest and move on; you're only feeding the trolls at this point.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme @Scale_e

"Yum yum cant wait to eat baby cock for dinner tonight"

@Gustavus Adolphus no, but hitler is mentioned a few times

What's worse: a communist or a pedophile?

My doubt has beeb bolstered by repeated observation of you.

@Hommedaction a brony

What's the difference? @Hommedaction

What’s the difference

beeb. kek.

@Cryosite Have we ever had an encounter on voice my good man?

Fucking kids is bad but sometimes rape against adult women is justified depending on their behavior

Pedos destroy children's lives, one at a time. Communists destroy nations wholesale.

Hmmm

Pedophiles tend not to kill their victims

Erm...

@Scale_e NAMBLA is real?