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2019-11-05 21:51:15 UTC
2019-11-05 21:51:44 UTC

It's gotta be brine soaked, as well.

2019-11-05 21:52:14 UTC

@Timeward Venezuela has a place with a lot of lightning.

2019-11-05 21:52:30 UTC

But you know.

2019-11-05 21:52:32 UTC

Venezuela.

2019-11-05 21:52:46 UTC

So the FCC just approved the T-Mobile/Sprint merger

2019-11-05 21:52:53 UTC

If you go there to Venezuela, wear a woven bacon parka.

2019-11-05 21:52:53 UTC

What's the *worse* that could happen?

2019-11-05 21:53:32 UTC

*worst

2019-11-05 21:53:50 UTC

Nah, I said what I said.

2019-11-05 21:58:47 UTC

Mmmm, bacon.

2019-11-05 21:58:58 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/641396056155881512/I_support_LGBT.png

2019-11-05 21:59:15 UTC

Three out of four aint bad.

2019-11-05 21:59:38 UTC

interesting choice of collours tbh

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/641396224322306048/grbkxov8dbw31.png

2019-11-05 21:59:54 UTC

Yeah. It's the liquor I can leave.

2019-11-05 22:00:34 UTC

Yeah, that confused me there for a second. @2K

2019-11-05 22:01:23 UTC

Based turkey

2019-11-05 22:01:50 UTC

Baste turkey?

2019-11-05 22:02:38 UTC

Who the fuck is jodl graphics

2019-11-05 22:03:00 UTC

Probably just a company that complied the stats into a by region graph

2019-11-05 22:03:02 UTC

a kinda leftist graphics desighner

2019-11-05 22:03:18 UTC

who makes stat maps

2019-11-05 22:03:26 UTC

to push his agenda

2019-11-05 22:03:40 UTC

i ve seen some other maps of his in the past too

2019-11-05 22:03:51 UTC

Roast turkey...mmmm...

2019-11-05 22:03:57 UTC

Clearly not a fan of dedicated relationships.

2019-11-05 22:07:03 UTC

REMINDER:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/641398092993789963/jefferykrabs.mov

2019-11-05 22:07:06 UTC

Would be a more interesting map if the "marriages" where properly identified. Are they Muslim marriages, Christian Marriages, etc.

2019-11-05 22:08:56 UTC

@WARCORPโ„ข why the fuck is it sideways

2019-11-05 22:09:02 UTC

So, question: if cartel thugs in Mexico murder some kids by burning them, does the heinous act become substantially more vile if they rape them first?

2019-11-05 22:09:28 UTC

(feel free to not answer)

2019-11-05 22:09:36 UTC

@King Canuck The person who made it fucked it up.

2019-11-05 22:09:47 UTC

Probably because it was downloaded from a phone

2019-11-05 22:10:14 UTC

@Cryosite Yes. Of course.

2019-11-05 22:11:00 UTC

It's like a bat signal.

2019-11-05 22:11:47 UTC

Riddle me this
Riddle me that
Who's afraid of
The big black bat?

2019-11-05 22:12:02 UTC

Worst Batman movie ever

2019-11-05 22:12:22 UTC

I liked the BAS version of Riddler the best.

2019-11-05 22:12:23 UTC

Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust,
if you don't take it out and use it
it's going to rust.

2019-11-05 22:12:31 UTC

Kek.

2019-11-05 22:12:50 UTC

The riddler is a shit tier villain.

2019-11-05 22:12:50 UTC

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa
Mo shindeiru

2019-11-05 22:13:23 UTC

Fucking weeb.

2019-11-05 22:13:27 UTC

Tbh most Batman villains are shit tier

2019-11-05 22:13:28 UTC

Kek.

2019-11-05 22:13:45 UTC

BAS Mr. Freeze was at least sympathetic.

2019-11-05 22:13:52 UTC

Chill!

2019-11-05 22:13:58 UTC

Who's the weeb

2019-11-05 22:14:03 UTC

<:sargone:465483910638469131>

2019-11-05 22:14:06 UTC

Netflix & Chill

2019-11-05 22:14:13 UTC

Mr Freeze (not Arnold) was an ok villain.

2019-11-05 22:15:25 UTC

There is something satisfying about hearing Ben Shapiro describe things as a great deal (his endorsements)

2019-11-05 22:15:37 UTC

Batman TAS Mr. Freeze was...

2019-11-05 22:15:38 UTC

Cool

2019-11-05 22:15:43 UTC

I'd fuck his sister.

2019-11-05 22:16:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633966934622208031/641400388817256471/Tilanne.PNG

2019-11-05 22:16:10 UTC

You might lose the tip inside.

2019-11-05 22:16:24 UTC

You know what else is satisfying? Closing your blinds with blinds dot com, that's blinds dot com for all of your blinds needs.

2019-11-05 22:16:34 UTC

@Ethaneth <:DELETE:501100624490921994>

2019-11-05 22:16:38 UTC

Shapiro's sister, not Freeze's.

2019-11-05 22:16:51 UTC

You'd fuck a jew?

2019-11-05 22:16:54 UTC

(He did a blinds ad, that was the reference)

2019-11-05 22:16:57 UTC

I especially love his shade ads for Zip Recruiter.

2019-11-05 22:17:00 UTC

That's what he meant, Goodwood

2019-11-05 22:17:13 UTC

He? Cryo's a woman.

2019-11-05 22:17:25 UTC

There are no women in internet

2019-11-05 22:17:32 UTC

True

2019-11-05 22:17:39 UTC

Also, I've already been "cut."

2019-11-05 22:17:52 UTC

You're practically a woman then.

2019-11-05 22:17:58 UTC

The vagina dentata knows no previous moile.

2019-11-05 22:18:05 UTC

Not that kind of cut, you sperg.

2019-11-05 22:18:08 UTC

Then your name is misleading

2019-11-05 22:18:19 UTC

No foreskin = no manliness.

2019-11-05 22:18:21 UTC

Because then it should be "Cutwood"

2019-11-05 22:18:28 UTC

Halfwood

2019-11-05 22:18:35 UTC

Heh. Of course it is; d'you actually think I named myself after a double entendre?

2019-11-05 22:18:37 UTC

Trimmedwood

2019-11-05 22:18:47 UTC

@Ethaneth Does your foreskin take up half the total mass of your penis?

2019-11-05 22:18:52 UTC

Un-barkedwood

2019-11-05 22:19:14 UTC

Sometimes during the extra cold Canadian nights, I wear my foreskin over my toes to keep my pigglies warm.

2019-11-05 22:19:33 UTC

Somehow, I doubt a single one of you still have your foreskins, either.

2019-11-05 22:19:35 UTC

>pigglies

2019-11-05 22:19:40 UTC

The fuck is a pigglie

2019-11-05 22:19:44 UTC

Toes

2019-11-05 22:19:53 UTC

Your pigglie wigglies of course.

2019-11-05 22:19:55 UTC

I have. Because I'm not american

2019-11-05 22:19:58 UTC

I'm not familiar with amerilingo

2019-11-05 22:20:16 UTC

I actually have lost toe

His toes probably

2019-11-05 22:20:23 UTC

Piggly Wiggly is a shit-tier grocery store chain popular in the South.

2019-11-05 22:20:32 UTC

He got it sucked too hard

2019-11-05 22:20:36 UTC

It's lower-tier than Kroger.

2019-11-05 22:20:47 UTC

I used to work at a Kroger.

2019-11-05 22:20:52 UTC

Cashier for four years.

2019-11-05 22:21:02 UTC

Did you get robbed?

2019-11-05 22:21:22 UTC

Every Kroger I've ever seen looked like a place just waiting to get robbed.

2019-11-05 22:21:25 UTC

As a matter of fact, yes. By someone disguised as a Kroger employee. She even had a real pick-up bag.

2019-11-05 22:21:43 UTC

Probably another employee's girlfriend.

2019-11-05 22:21:55 UTC

The ultimate low-tier heist.

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