Sometimes during the extra cold Canadian nights, I wear my foreskin over my toes to keep my pigglies warm.

Somehow, I doubt a single one of you still have your foreskins, either.

>pigglies

The fuck is a pigglie

Toes

Your pigglie wigglies of course.

I have. Because I'm not american

I'm not familiar with amerilingo

I actually have lost toe

His toes probably

Piggly Wiggly is a shit-tier grocery store chain popular in the South.

He got it sucked too hard

It's lower-tier than Kroger.

I used to work at a Kroger.

Cashier for four years.

Did you get robbed?

Every Kroger I've ever seen looked like a place just waiting to get robbed.

As a matter of fact, yes. By someone disguised as a Kroger employee. She even had a real pick-up bag.

Probably another employee's girlfriend.

The ultimate low-tier heist.

TBH, I bet she was from another store in another town.

That's some big brain

Instead of stealing from your own store, steal from another store from the same chain.

Yep. She timed it just right, too, striking in the middle of a rush period.

That all seems way more clever than I picture the typical Kroger-robber to be.

They wanted to fire me, but the union stepped in and said it wasn't my fault.

Given you know it happened, she probably got caught.

I doubt it, tbh.

So... you know who dunnit, but she never got slapped with anything?

Honestly uncircumcised dicks are disgusting

I tried chasing after her. The manager was standing next to the door, and I yelled at him to shut it on her, but he just stared at me as if I'd sprouted antlers.

Shut the fuck up, nigger.

Fucking dullard, that guy.

```Honestly dicks are disgusting```
Fix'd.

Take your mutilated dong, and fuck yourself.

Dunno. I haven't been disgusted by my own dick

Gay

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And I don't gaze other people dicks, so I can't make judgements

Arousal suppresses the disgust response

You probably eat your own smegma to clean out your infected cock