Instead of stealing from your own store, steal from another store from the same chain.

Yep. She timed it just right, too, striking in the middle of a rush period.

That all seems way more clever than I picture the typical Kroger-robber to be.

They wanted to fire me, but the union stepped in and said it wasn't my fault.

Given you know it happened, she probably got caught.

I doubt it, tbh.

So... you know who dunnit, but she never got slapped with anything?

Honestly uncircumcised dicks are disgusting

I tried chasing after her. The manager was standing next to the door, and I yelled at him to shut it on her, but he just stared at me as if I'd sprouted antlers.

Shut the fuck up, nigger.

Fucking dullard, that guy.

```Honestly dicks are disgusting```
Fix'd.

Take your mutilated dong, and fuck yourself.

Dunno. I haven't been disgusted by my own dick

Gay

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And I don't gaze other people dicks, so I can't make judgements

Arousal suppresses the disgust response

You probably eat your own smegma to clean out your infected cock

Edik is just jealous that we have moist heads

Disgusting

Yes

Goyim are so predictable with all of their positions

It's free ricotta cheese, homie.

Ok pedojew

C R I N G E

@edik Did you kill Epstein?

Yes

Rabbi loves sucking baby cock

I have to say, that guy is trying roo hard

_calls the FBI._

So, anyone want free pudding?

Gross.

Black or white?

@edik
Rule 1:
Don’t fuck kids

Rule 2:
No, really, don’t fuck kids.

Rule 3:
If you’ve fucked a kid, or you’re thinking you’re *going* to fuck a kid, go to the police. They’ll know what to do with you.

Rule 4:
If you haven’t fucked a kid, and you’re sure you aren’t going to fuck a kid, but you *still* can’t stop thinking about fucking kids, go to a psychiatrist. They’ll know what to do with you.

Rule 5:
Don’t download, possess, share, sell or otherwise distribute pornography involving kids. Don’t encourage it’s use, for any purpose.

Rule 6:
Do not offer aid or encouragement to pedophiles other than giving them these rules. Do not show support, verbally or financially, to any pedophile rights organization, such as, but not limited to, NAMBLA or MAP and NOMAP groups etc.

Rule 7:
If you cannot follow these rules, try harder. If that fails, and you still can’t follow these rules then, as a last resort, seriously consider killing yourself.

TL;DR

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Virtue! Virtue! Where are you, virtue!

Hey look I read one page of the talmud during my free time being locked in my mother's basement and now I think I'm an expert on all Jewish culture

Hemp-tie is a good solution

Virtue status: signalled