Cool

I'd fuck his sister.

You might lose the tip inside.

You know what else is satisfying? Closing your blinds with blinds dot com, that's blinds dot com for all of your blinds needs.

@Ethaneth <:DELETE:501100624490921994>

Shapiro's sister, not Freeze's.

You'd fuck a jew?

(He did a blinds ad, that was the reference)

I especially love his shade ads for Zip Recruiter.

That's what he meant, Goodwood

He? Cryo's a woman.

There are no women in internet

True

Also, I've already been "cut."

You're practically a woman then.

The vagina dentata knows no previous moile.

Not that kind of cut, you sperg.

Then your name is misleading

No foreskin = no manliness.

Because then it should be "Cutwood"

Halfwood

Heh. Of course it is; d'you actually think I named myself after a double entendre?

Trimmedwood

@Ethaneth Does your foreskin take up half the total mass of your penis?

Un-barkedwood

Sometimes during the extra cold Canadian nights, I wear my foreskin over my toes to keep my pigglies warm.

Somehow, I doubt a single one of you still have your foreskins, either.

>pigglies

The fuck is a pigglie

Toes

Your pigglie wigglies of course.

I have. Because I'm not american

I'm not familiar with amerilingo

I actually have lost toe

His toes probably

Piggly Wiggly is a shit-tier grocery store chain popular in the South.

He got it sucked too hard

It's lower-tier than Kroger.

I used to work at a Kroger.

Cashier for four years.