He? Cryo's a woman.

There are no women in internet

True

Also, I've already been "cut."

You're practically a woman then.

The vagina dentata knows no previous moile.

Not that kind of cut, you sperg.

Then your name is misleading

No foreskin = no manliness.

Because then it should be "Cutwood"

Halfwood

Heh. Of course it is; d'you actually think I named myself after a double entendre?

Trimmedwood

@Ethaneth Does your foreskin take up half the total mass of your penis?

Un-barkedwood

Sometimes during the extra cold Canadian nights, I wear my foreskin over my toes to keep my pigglies warm.

Somehow, I doubt a single one of you still have your foreskins, either.

>pigglies

The fuck is a pigglie

Toes

Your pigglie wigglies of course.

I have. Because I'm not american

I'm not familiar with amerilingo

I actually have lost toe

His toes probably

Piggly Wiggly is a shit-tier grocery store chain popular in the South.

He got it sucked too hard

It's lower-tier than Kroger.

I used to work at a Kroger.

Cashier for four years.

Did you get robbed?

Every Kroger I've ever seen looked like a place just waiting to get robbed.

As a matter of fact, yes. By someone disguised as a Kroger employee. She even had a real pick-up bag.

Probably another employee's girlfriend.

The ultimate low-tier heist.

TBH, I bet she was from another store in another town.

That's some big brain

Instead of stealing from your own store, steal from another store from the same chain.

Yep. She timed it just right, too, striking in the middle of a rush period.

That all seems way more clever than I picture the typical Kroger-robber to be.

They wanted to fire me, but the union stepped in and said it wasn't my fault.