Message from @Ethaneth

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2019-11-05 22:17:13 UTC  

He? Cryo's a woman.

2019-11-05 22:17:25 UTC  

There are no women in internet

2019-11-05 22:17:32 UTC  

True

2019-11-05 22:17:39 UTC  

Also, I've already been "cut."

2019-11-05 22:17:52 UTC  

You're practically a woman then.

2019-11-05 22:17:58 UTC  

The vagina dentata knows no previous moile.

2019-11-05 22:18:05 UTC  

Not that kind of cut, you sperg.

2019-11-05 22:18:08 UTC  

Then your name is misleading

2019-11-05 22:18:19 UTC  

No foreskin = no manliness.

2019-11-05 22:18:21 UTC  

Because then it should be "Cutwood"

2019-11-05 22:18:28 UTC  

Halfwood

2019-11-05 22:18:35 UTC  

Heh. Of course it is; d'you actually think I named myself after a double entendre?

2019-11-05 22:18:37 UTC  

Trimmedwood

2019-11-05 22:18:47 UTC  

@Ethaneth Does your foreskin take up half the total mass of your penis?

2019-11-05 22:18:52 UTC  

Un-barkedwood

2019-11-05 22:19:14 UTC  

Sometimes during the extra cold Canadian nights, I wear my foreskin over my toes to keep my pigglies warm.

2019-11-05 22:19:33 UTC  

Somehow, I doubt a single one of you still have your foreskins, either.

2019-11-05 22:19:35 UTC  

>pigglies

2019-11-05 22:19:40 UTC  

The fuck is a pigglie

2019-11-05 22:19:44 UTC  

Toes

2019-11-05 22:19:53 UTC  

Your pigglie wigglies of course.

2019-11-05 22:19:55 UTC  

I have. Because I'm not american

2019-11-05 22:19:58 UTC  

I'm not familiar with amerilingo

2019-11-05 22:20:16 UTC  

I actually have lost toe

2019-11-05 22:20:18 UTC  

His toes probably

2019-11-05 22:20:23 UTC  

Piggly Wiggly is a shit-tier grocery store chain popular in the South.

2019-11-05 22:20:32 UTC  

He got it sucked too hard

2019-11-05 22:20:36 UTC  

It's lower-tier than Kroger.

2019-11-05 22:20:47 UTC  

I used to work at a Kroger.

2019-11-05 22:20:52 UTC  

Cashier for four years.

2019-11-05 22:21:02 UTC  

Did you get robbed?

2019-11-05 22:21:22 UTC  

Every Kroger I've ever seen looked like a place just waiting to get robbed.

2019-11-05 22:21:25 UTC  

As a matter of fact, yes. By someone disguised as a Kroger employee. She even had a real pick-up bag.

2019-11-05 22:21:43 UTC  

Probably another employee's girlfriend.

2019-11-05 22:21:55 UTC  

The ultimate low-tier heist.

2019-11-05 22:22:15 UTC  

TBH, I bet she was from another store in another town.

2019-11-05 22:22:25 UTC  

That's some big brain

2019-11-05 22:22:42 UTC  

Instead of stealing from your own store, steal from another store from the same chain.

2019-11-05 22:22:42 UTC  

Yep. She timed it just right, too, striking in the middle of a rush period.

2019-11-05 22:23:12 UTC  

That all seems way more clever than I picture the typical Kroger-robber to be.

2019-11-05 22:23:20 UTC  

They wanted to fire me, but the union stepped in and said it wasn't my fault.