Message from @Ethaneth
Discord ID: 641401329083875350
He? Cryo's a woman.
There are no women in internet
True
Also, I've already been "cut."
You're practically a woman then.
The vagina dentata knows no previous moile.
Not that kind of cut, you sperg.
Then your name is misleading
No foreskin = no manliness.
Because then it should be "Cutwood"
Halfwood
Heh. Of course it is; d'you actually think I named myself after a double entendre?
Trimmedwood
@Ethaneth Does your foreskin take up half the total mass of your penis?
Un-barkedwood
Sometimes during the extra cold Canadian nights, I wear my foreskin over my toes to keep my pigglies warm.
Somehow, I doubt a single one of you still have your foreskins, either.
>pigglies
The fuck is a pigglie
Toes
I have. Because I'm not american
I'm not familiar with amerilingo
I actually have lost toe
His toes probably
Piggly Wiggly is a shit-tier grocery store chain popular in the South.
He got it sucked too hard
It's lower-tier than Kroger.
I used to work at a Kroger.
Cashier for four years.
Did you get robbed?
Every Kroger I've ever seen looked like a place just waiting to get robbed.
As a matter of fact, yes. By someone disguised as a Kroger employee. She even had a real pick-up bag.
Probably another employee's girlfriend.
The ultimate low-tier heist.
TBH, I bet she was from another store in another town.
That's some big brain
Instead of stealing from your own store, steal from another store from the same chain.
Yep. She timed it just right, too, striking in the middle of a rush period.
That all seems way more clever than I picture the typical Kroger-robber to be.
They wanted to fire me, but the union stepped in and said it wasn't my fault.