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2018-01-01 17:25:06 UTC

I don't get it, but that burger looks good.

2018-01-01 17:25:26 UTC

That's because Canada serves fucking garbage for 10 leaves a pop

2018-01-01 17:25:53 UTC

he turned himself into a prickle morty

2018-01-01 17:27:19 UTC

10 cad are 7$ so that's pretty cheap for a burger in general

2018-01-01 17:27:36 UTC

at least in Zurich, "amazing" burgers are 25 $+

2018-01-01 17:28:06 UTC

but then they're really amazing. Like all fresh including the bun etc and like one hour waiting time

2018-01-01 17:30:18 UTC

... Making me wanna eat somewhere fancy.

2018-01-01 17:39:10 UTC

10cad is 6 eur. so thats nearly the price for a bic mac

2018-01-01 17:39:15 UTC

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-01 17:39:38 UTC

I only ever get burgers on like Whopper Wednesdays.

2018-01-01 17:39:59 UTC

Burger King is legit better quality overall here because they're all franchised.

2018-01-01 17:40:22 UTC

Also they're kept afloat by stoners who go get fucked, and go in and buy like 20 burgers at once and devour them in their weed-binges

2018-01-01 17:43:38 UTC

Burger King is nice when they have heavy discount coupons

2018-01-01 17:43:55 UTC

then they might be something I eat for lunch every now and then when at work

2018-01-01 17:48:22 UTC

Burger King owns Tim hortons and people blame that for why it went to shit.

2018-01-01 17:49:11 UTC

The main problem is the employees though, some are ridiculously fucking bad since buyouts mean let's cut costs by replacing everyone with these discount asian midgets.

2018-01-01 17:49:23 UTC

>tfw no taco bell in Switzerland
>tfw no KFC in Switzerland
>tfw no Wendy's in Switzerland

2018-01-01 17:50:02 UTC

Tim Hortons is also franchised here so each one is good or bad on a case by case. The largest one in the city is also complete trash because you can taste the dishsoap in their coffee, they just don't rinse.

2018-01-01 17:52:00 UTC

MEanwhile there's one in the gas station where the little old filipino lady who works there knows everybody by name and seems to know what you want before you order it.

2018-01-01 18:03:32 UTC

@transience we dont talk about ankka situation anymore

2018-01-01 18:04:23 UTC

we only have kfc over here idk what the fucj Wendy's even is

2018-01-01 18:04:47 UTC

Burger King is good though

2018-01-01 18:05:12 UTC

kfc has the worst tier shit

2018-01-01 18:08:19 UTC

if i sui now will my dad be still disappointed that i didn't get a degree or will he forget about it

2018-01-01 18:10:50 UTC

happy chinkmas

2018-01-01 18:11:12 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-01-01 18:16:25 UTC

Damn

2018-01-01 18:16:39 UTC

Bought a nice pipe to smoke from

2018-01-01 18:17:19 UTC

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

2018-01-01 18:18:43 UTC

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162> ๐Ÿฆ

2018-01-01 18:18:44 UTC

I smoke it medicinally you meanie

2018-01-01 18:19:58 UTC

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162> โ˜˜ ๐Ÿฆ

2018-01-01 18:20:05 UTC

DELE

2018-01-01 18:20:07 UTC

T

2018-01-01 18:24:11 UTC

๐Ÿš”

2018-01-01 18:25:59 UTC

is that the pepe you smoke from the ass?

2018-01-01 18:27:20 UTC

no you smoke from the mouth

2018-01-01 18:27:28 UTC

>falling for the lettuce of the devil

2018-01-01 18:27:34 UTC

Its legal here

2018-01-01 18:27:45 UTC

I have a condition

2018-01-01 18:28:07 UTC

the devil's lettuce won't heal your condition. Faith in the Lord will

2018-01-01 18:28:41 UTC

I already am a prot

2018-01-01 18:39:31 UTC

โœ

2018-01-01 18:40:21 UTC

@Shrimpf Can you find me some herb chambers for cheap too?

2018-01-01 18:40:32 UTC

I need to order more and I can't find anything that isn't a full unit

2018-01-01 18:41:02 UTC

Drugposting is almost as bad as drunkposting.

2018-01-01 18:41:24 UTC

That reminds me.

2018-01-01 18:41:30 UTC

Is Lynx okay or did the chinky cocaine kill him.

2018-01-01 18:44:36 UTC

hes died

2018-01-01 18:44:55 UTC

He's alive, just a faggot

2018-01-01 18:49:07 UTC

He might have a condition too

2018-01-01 18:49:34 UTC

He changed his name to 01, in case you missed that

2018-01-01 18:49:34 UTC

He changed his name to 01, in case you missed that

2018-01-01 18:49:35 UTC

Weed and hash can be very good substances as pain/stress relief

2018-01-01 18:50:46 UTC

You mean a grinder btw?

2018-01-01 18:55:33 UTC

Can weed and hash save me from the pain of loneliness and not having a gf

2018-01-01 18:56:12 UTC

Most importantly, can it save me from STEM

2018-01-01 18:57:16 UTC

>you'll get laid at uni
>room of 200 people
>5 girls

2018-01-01 19:03:31 UTC

๐Ÿ‘‹

2018-01-01 19:04:07 UTC

third ๐Ÿ‘‹

2018-01-01 19:05:38 UTC

you got 195 people left

2018-01-01 19:05:40 UTC

whats the problem

2018-01-01 19:06:20 UTC

yeah, i wondered as well where it said that you need a girl to get laid

2018-01-01 19:06:22 UTC

become the gf

2018-01-01 19:07:09 UTC

@transience still no luck on the r9k lewd map?

2018-01-01 19:07:19 UTC

STEM IS THE BEST

2018-01-01 19:07:50 UTC

I think I'm going to add my marker on the /cuteboy/ map <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-01 19:07:53 UTC
2018-01-01 19:08:31 UTC

what do you study? try finding a hobby like photography or drawing, music etc

2018-01-01 19:08:32 UTC

i told you to text the girl in gildford

2018-01-01 19:08:52 UTC

you mean the girl (boy)

2018-01-01 19:08:57 UTC

that just makes it better tbh

2018-01-01 19:09:09 UTC

not the lesbian obviously

2018-01-01 19:09:38 UTC

@JHWH you need to wave here ๐Ÿ‘‹

2018-01-01 19:09:49 UTC

@pat you should study liberal arts instead

2018-01-01 19:09:52 UTC

STEM is a meme for losers like me

2018-01-01 19:09:54 UTC

this is now wholesome r9k server ๐Ÿ‘‹

2018-01-01 19:10:06 UTC

I am almost done with stem

2018-01-01 19:10:16 UTC

I was on art school and changed to stem

2018-01-01 19:10:34 UTC

Oh, 01 is Lynx. I'll forget in an hour.

2018-01-01 19:10:36 UTC

I wish I could have studied the role of gender in music theory

2018-01-01 19:10:46 UTC

so much regret

2018-01-01 19:10:50 UTC

<:you:265281777168416768>

2018-01-01 19:11:43 UTC

role of gende in music theory or studies?

2018-01-01 19:12:00 UTC

or history

2018-01-01 19:12:46 UTC

like, why are semitones called semitones instead of shetones

2018-01-01 19:13:43 UTC

I just really have a knack for gender semantics

2018-01-01 19:14:39 UTC

@fedora ๐Ÿ‘‹

2018-01-01 19:14:45 UTC

@transience ๐Ÿ‘‹

2018-01-01 19:14:49 UTC

๐Ÿ‘‹

2018-01-01 19:14:51 UTC

@johnfrum ๐Ÿ‘‹

2018-01-01 19:15:07 UTC

@Lithu ๐Ÿ‘‹

2018-01-01 19:15:26 UTC

๐Ÿ‘‹

2018-01-01 19:15:33 UTC

Lithu is dapple, right?

2018-01-01 19:15:36 UTC

yes

2018-01-01 19:15:40 UTC

yes

2018-01-01 19:15:50 UTC

he doesnt come up with better alt names?

2018-01-01 19:15:59 UTC

is it always lithu-that or nazi-this?

2018-01-01 19:16:04 UTC

<@355796876567511041> still hasn't spoken to me ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2018-01-01 19:16:32 UTC

come on, we used to be best friends

2018-01-01 19:16:38 UTC

I miss you s3 mini posts

2018-01-01 19:17:05 UTC

you dont even have an ipad first gen, so pls be quiet

2018-01-01 19:17:11 UTC

shh

2018-01-01 19:17:17 UTC

<:hms:311152554618912768>

2018-01-01 19:17:37 UTC

dapple is sleeping, sad

2018-01-01 19:17:48 UTC

@zambz very weak right??

2018-01-01 19:19:22 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/397468868349526016/Screenshot_20180101-191846.jpg

2018-01-01 19:19:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/397469013078441997/IMG_20180101_1919442.jpg

2018-01-01 19:20:10 UTC

l-lewd

2018-01-01 19:20:17 UTC

and pretty wet by the looks of things

2018-01-01 19:20:27 UTC

I hope you've been enjoying our weather

2018-01-01 19:20:54 UTC

have you found a nice trap in the bar yet?

2018-01-01 19:21:10 UTC

my gf doesn't want to enter the bar full of traps :(

2018-01-01 19:21:15 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2018-01-01 19:21:32 UTC

oh you're in Manchester fam

2018-01-01 19:21:42 UTC

they got some nice free museums

2018-01-01 19:23:21 UTC

one of the nicest cities

2018-01-01 19:24:08 UTC

I am very of sorry

2018-01-01 19:24:17 UTC

Weed cant cure depression

2018-01-01 19:24:26 UTC

Pls seek mental help

2018-01-01 19:24:36 UTC

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

2018-01-01 19:24:52 UTC

pot smokers are always happy doe

2018-01-01 19:24:58 UTC

at least they seem be

2018-01-01 19:24:59 UTC

kek

2018-01-01 19:25:14 UTC

/s

2018-01-01 19:25:57 UTC

Dissociatives are good too

2018-01-01 19:26:21 UTC

Shhh

2018-01-01 19:26:28 UTC

๐Ÿฑ ๐Ÿ”œ ๐Ÿ‡ฐ ๐Ÿ•ณ

2018-01-01 19:27:30 UTC

smoking pot slows your thinking

2018-01-01 19:27:42 UTC

I hope you get stuck in your Khole

2018-01-01 19:27:43 UTC

I don't want to think anymore

2018-01-01 19:27:54 UTC

Why so depressed fam

2018-01-01 19:27:56 UTC

I always get anxiety after smoking because i feel time passes faster

2018-01-01 19:28:06 UTC

tfw no mental illness to blame all my problems on

2018-01-01 19:28:11 UTC

Just smoke afghan hash

2018-01-01 19:28:14 UTC

@pat try dissos uwu

2018-01-01 19:30:05 UTC

real r9k hours

2018-01-01 19:30:17 UTC

i am feeling quite happy today so there is that

2018-01-01 19:30:49 UTC

tfw no misaki gf

2018-01-01 19:32:26 UTC

i feel you @transience

2018-01-01 19:32:36 UTC

misaki is a qt

2018-01-01 19:33:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/397472525937934336/1514800638709.jpg

2018-01-01 19:35:00 UTC

lucky you i am in cz right now

2018-01-01 19:35:14 UTC

or else i would be in jail for this

2018-01-01 19:36:01 UTC

still waiting for the new season of war loli

2018-01-01 19:36:08 UTC

Kek

2018-01-01 19:36:12 UTC

can i post swaztikas

2018-01-01 19:36:14 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-01-01 19:37:19 UTC

is that guy the dude who designed v2 rockets?

2018-01-01 19:37:35 UTC

that is hermann gรถring

2018-01-01 19:37:45 UTC

are you trolling?

2018-01-01 19:37:52 UTC

Aussie friend of mine married a Russian girl in Czech and lives in Prague

2018-01-01 19:37:55 UTC

or is this american education speaking?

2018-01-01 19:37:58 UTC

That picture is Tito

2018-01-01 19:38:11 UTC

Communist leader of Yugoslavia

2018-01-01 19:38:21 UTC

... @JHWH <:benis:239668961011040257>

2018-01-01 19:38:37 UTC

<:benis:239668961011040257>

2018-01-01 19:38:39 UTC

He died in the 80s after which Yugo slowly started to fall apart

2018-01-01 19:38:40 UTC

it's albert einstein duh

2018-01-01 19:38:53 UTC

sorry i cant tell with you americans sometimes

2018-01-01 19:38:55 UTC

Be quiet Shek

2018-01-01 19:39:12 UTC

kek

2018-01-01 19:39:37 UTC

Kek!!!!!!!

2018-01-01 19:39:38 UTC

Is your mom the type that named you Kevin

2018-01-01 19:39:38 UTC

tbh most of what i know of ww2 and the cold war is becausw i read

2018-01-01 19:39:44 UTC

Or is your name Xiaozhou

2018-01-01 19:39:50 UTC

Kekkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!ยก!!!!!!

2018-01-01 19:39:52 UTC

otherwise i would be ignorant AF

2018-01-01 19:40:07 UTC

@Lynxoid RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2018-01-01 19:40:07 UTC

QUECQ

2018-01-01 19:40:07 UTC

imagine living in germany where edgy r9k discord can make you go to jail

2018-01-01 19:40:09 UTC

<:apustaja:242976820679409664>

2018-01-01 19:40:19 UTC

Germany is cool

2018-01-01 19:40:21 UTC

<:autism:327926282639769610>

2018-01-01 19:40:30 UTC

My gf just saw me post on NSFW

2018-01-01 19:40:42 UTC

[Sweating intensifies]

2018-01-01 19:40:46 UTC

rip u

2018-01-01 19:40:51 UTC

<:hms:311152554618912768>

2018-01-01 19:40:53 UTC

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2018-01-01 19:41:33 UTC

its a good /his/ joke to rile them up though

2018-01-01 19:42:14 UTC

@Shrimpf would it help you if i uploaded gonzo porn to nsfw to cover for you

2018-01-01 19:42:21 UTC

He does look a lot like Gรถring

2018-01-01 19:42:27 UTC

Do it

2018-01-01 19:42:34 UTC

would it help if I posted leg pics

2018-01-01 19:42:39 UTC

kek

2018-01-01 19:43:04 UTC

Yes

2018-01-01 19:43:06 UTC

Post more

2018-01-01 19:43:07 UTC

@Shrimpf just go to his, post a photo of gรถring and claim its tito

2018-01-01 19:43:10 UTC

You filthy chink slut

2018-01-01 19:43:10 UTC

its good entertainment

2018-01-01 19:43:24 UTC

Euros look the same!!!

2018-01-01 19:43:25 UTC

kek

2018-01-01 19:43:29 UTC

yes

2018-01-01 19:43:31 UTC

we are one poeple yes

2018-01-01 19:43:32 UTC

We all look the same

2018-01-01 19:43:33 UTC

no border

2018-01-01 19:43:33 UTC

s

2018-01-01 19:43:54 UTC

I can tell a Pole from a Serb

2018-01-01 19:44:00 UTC

racist

2018-01-01 19:44:02 UTC

I wonder how asians feel when they are told they all look the same

2018-01-01 19:44:07 UTC

they fucking do

2018-01-01 19:44:30 UTC

They dont look the same if you know different asians

2018-01-01 19:44:46 UTC

Chinese dont look like Japanese

2018-01-01 19:44:48 UTC

@transience so you re slowly revealing more and more? i dont remember you bulge-posting before

2018-01-01 19:44:55 UTC

I can tell difference between northern chink, southern chink, viet, nip pretty easily

2018-01-01 19:45:00 UTC

wait he posted bulge owo?

2018-01-01 19:45:08 UTC

Dont forget Koreans

2018-01-01 19:45:24 UTC

@Shrimpf here in burgerland it is usually assume asian = chinese

2018-01-01 19:45:30 UTC

Tiny chink benis confirmed

2018-01-01 19:45:43 UTC

delet this

2018-01-01 19:45:52 UTC

@JHWH there is no bulge delet

2018-01-01 19:46:03 UTC

Uwu

2018-01-01 19:46:07 UTC

Kek

2018-01-01 19:46:09 UTC

Chyna

2018-01-01 19:46:15 UTC

Post more

2018-01-01 19:46:20 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/397475651822551040/1514797238126.jpg

2018-01-01 19:46:39 UTC

@Shrimpf xi jinping doesnt look at all like shinzo abe <:thinkjojo:333980344044879872> their facial factions do differ

2018-01-01 19:46:47 UTC

small slammal lyeloow dingaling

2018-01-01 19:46:58 UTC

Koreans and Japs look very different

2018-01-01 19:47:00 UTC

@Shrimpf alternative facts!

2018-01-01 19:47:13 UTC

we are spergs here

2018-01-01 19:47:34 UTC

no u

2018-01-01 19:47:36 UTC
2018-01-01 19:47:50 UTC

@fuckthapolice <:benis:239668961011040257>

2018-01-01 19:47:55 UTC

heello motherfuckrers

2018-01-01 19:48:02 UTC

๐Ÿ‘‹ ๐Ÿ‘‹

2018-01-01 19:48:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/397476193483358209/Japanese-from-Korean-and-Chinese-4.jpg

2018-01-01 19:48:39 UTC

koreans are so fucking tall <:hms:311152554618912768>

2018-01-01 19:48:49 UTC

Roof koreans the tallest

2018-01-01 19:49:11 UTC

korean? tall?

2018-01-01 19:49:21 UTC

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

2018-01-01 19:49:26 UTC

Samsung is korean

2018-01-01 19:49:34 UTC

their culture is obsessed with being tall too

2018-01-01 19:49:39 UTC

they have special clinics for it

2018-01-01 19:49:44 UTC

Drinky drinky alcohol

2018-01-01 19:49:52 UTC

and feed their kids a diet specifically to make them taller

2018-01-01 19:49:56 UTC

Bing bong kill myself from workload

2018-01-01 19:49:57 UTC

all asians same chinky chinky tiny dinky

2018-01-01 19:49:58 UTC

they're very height conscious

2018-01-01 19:50:10 UTC

All Europeans same

2018-01-01 19:50:10 UTC

ayyy korea literally has that meme of plastic surgeries

2018-01-01 19:50:13 UTC

Kiss men on the cheek

2018-01-01 19:50:28 UTC

I had to kiss my gf's dad on the cheek

2018-01-01 19:50:29 UTC

choo choo kis srhimp on peepe

2018-01-01 19:50:31 UTC

>tfw i am 6 ft <:benis:239668961011040257>

2018-01-01 19:50:35 UTC

Why do eastern euros do ths

2018-01-01 19:50:42 UTC

dont the frenchies do that

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